第1813章 影帝的完美镜头
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影帝算得上是个奇人,可他奇的程度只是流于表面,感觉很牛其实虽然和一般人比他是很牛。更多小说ltxsba.com但遇见张大道这种深层次的奇人,影帝还差了几分。老张的这一张倒霉符贴出去,影帝可是经过手的。这种玩意儿拿在手里,就算只有几秒钟,头上也得被染红咯!
这还是影帝本来运气还成,要不然直接头顶上电线断了掉下来给他一发杨教授之爱也是很有可能的。就这么狠的玩意儿,他怎么可能就摔个狗吃屎就完了?接下来张大道店里可算是热闹了。影帝坐椅子椅子塌,走灯下灯管炸。虽然都没什么大事儿,可麻烦也不小啊!
就这么一套连续不断的来,影帝这货反应惊人的快,连续的闪避啊!他还没受什么伤,张大道先承受不住了。这家伙都快成人形祝小祝了,这么下去他店里的损失咋办啊?张大道喊来白二,直接就把影帝丢出了店外头!
影帝被推出门的瞬间,看见的就是一辆小型火车,后头货斗里头是高高的高出车头一米左右的纸箱。看来这车子是个运回收纸箱的。这个不奇怪,虽然这是不锈钢大道,但往来的火车运什么的都有,好像附近有个处理回收纸的工厂。经常能瞧见运这类东西的车子经过!虽然不是超载,可看着就和超载差不多!
这个一点都不稀奇,稀奇的是那车后头,有辆车子顶着他的后斗,不,确切的说那车头和前轮都已经在这火车的后斗上头了!车头直接捅进了那一大堆纸箱里头!听说过狼狈为奸吧?现在这个状况,前头的货车好像狼,后头的那辆应该是SUV,就好像狈一样把自己的前半部分搭在那货车上往前冲。
影帝直接就傻了,这是冲着他来的啊?不过作为一个全能演员,动作片也一直是影帝前进的方向质疑。沧海横流,方显英雄本色。这时候也是影帝发挥自己能力的时候,连续两个侧手翻,影帝从张大道店门口的台阶上之间诶翻了下去,那边的两辆车子,也开始了同步的变化。前头的货车司机那个表情影帝看得清楚。无比惊恐的狰狞,恐惧到了极点,这司机已经成了愤怒了。
他猛的打方向盘,车子一个甩尾,“嘭”一下,直接扫到了张大道门口的一个“兵马俑”瞬间就把这东西砸了个稀巴烂,然后一个加速冲上了公路。后头的那SUV在货车分离的时候就和它脱离了,前面半个车子上都是各种的废纸,一大堆报纸不成形的贴在了前挡风玻璃上。这车子“噔”一声从货车后斗上下来,在现场停顿了一下,那货车冲出了公路以后,这车子好像瞬间加速一样,直接就冲了出去!目标还是影帝!
“我靠,人间大炮二段发射啊!还带做假动作的啊!”张大道就在门里头,看见这一套连击整个人感觉都不好了。再一瞧地上那被撞碎了一个的兵马俑,老张发出了一声尖叫:“我艹李奶奶的,贫道的宝贝!赔钱!都给上,抓住那个肇事司机!”
张大道愤怒的指着那冲向了马路的货车。这货车冲出了马路直接就是横穿马路之势,一下冲上了对面的马路牙子,然后一下停住了。张大道一指他的功夫,那驾驶室里一个矮壮的司机一下跳了下来,手里拎着一个大扳手!
张大道压根没管那边的影帝,转头喊了句:“丫有武器!”
跟着,白二和小庞冲了出来,白二手里是“宝刀屠龙”就算白二傻子这个个头,拿着这刀感觉都是巨刃一把!然后是小庞,手里提着一个短柄的狼牙棒,自制的!木柄上头四叉八面的钉着好多的绣铁钉!两个一出来,直接就往对面司机那去!那司机看见这个场面,瞬间瞄了一眼自己的武器,然后无比迅速的把那扳手给扔到了脚下!摸出了手机举手就道:“让警察来解决!”
这边的热闹且不说,如今重要的是影帝那边!影帝这时候感觉自己已经发挥出了百米赛跑的速度了!可那一辆suv就这么在马路牙子上一路追着他来!影帝连连的变化了几次方向,那车子也跟着摆动车头。瞄得无比的准确,就跟定位在了影帝身上一样。这一会儿的功夫,影帝都飙过了一个路口了。那车子还是死死的盯着影帝!
就这个时候,影帝看见前面出现了一个消防栓,奔跑的过程中直接一个侧跳,直接就跳上了消防栓。suv一点不停,也是一拐对着他冲了过来。影帝这个时候单脚站在消防栓上头,做出了一个类似陀螺一般的旋转动作,原地旋了半个圈,他正面对向了那车子。这个时候,影帝才从那疯狂的喇叭声掩盖下,似乎听见了混乱的尖叫声!
这么大的热闹,附近几家开着的店里,只要有人的里面的人都出来了。比如说隔壁的老王和他那个相好的,两个人开了门探头看着这边的动静。老王还和他相好的说话呢:“看吧这隔壁小张指定是个有本事的!这乱七八糟的事儿多多啊!越有本事的神汉,越是能招惹是非!”
老王那相好的连连点头,要从能惹是非这方面来判断一个大师的等级,那隔壁这个小张道长绝对是顶尖的。他们在这儿开店这段时间以来,这没短过事情啊!警察三天两头就来一趟,巡逻车到了这附近都得停下盯他们店几眼。显然已经成为附近的社会主要不安定因素了!
而影帝这个时候,单脚金鸡独立的站在消防栓上头,面对扑面而来的车子影帝临危不乱,不退反进。在车子将要撞上来的瞬间,一个轻巧的小跳,踩着车前盖一个飞跳,用一种跳马的姿势,手撑车顶侧身翻双脚落地。动作舒展,空中姿势优雅,落地瞬间背后车子撞上消防桩。水柱冲天而起!汽车各种警报不断的响起!
这个姿势,这个架子。简直是影帝出道以来最佳镜头,完全可以和张大道那次铜像天降的天神下凡相媲美!
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