第1832章 《电学概论》与玛丽苏
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许嘉石他叔会给台阶下那是因为他真有些被张大道吓唬住了。龙腾小说ltxsba.com能连着说对他母亲才去世,还知道变电所造好没多久,这肯定得需要一定的本事啊!而他还有个事儿,他有个店面租给了一个表弟,那表弟父母也葬在这儿。他儿子也就前几天的事儿,突然莫名其妙的病了,进医院差了半天查出来肠子长了个息肉,病因到现在都没查明白。
这不是个小事儿啊!这要是没别的办法,说不好还真是个麻烦事儿。许嘉石他叔连忙在前头带头,他也像知道,有没有什么别的说法。前几天可能才下了雨,或者是这里平时不太来人,这一路还真的有些难走。地上有点像是那种砖铺的地面,上面的青苔相当的滑。一不小心就会滑倒大伙走的也挺慢的。
这一路走这,吴洪熙到了张大道身边,小声道:“大师,你这说的也太严重了。不是迁坟即使拆人家变电所。就这么点事儿现在还不知道多严重呢怎么让人干这么大的事儿啊?”
张大道看了他一眼,哼了一声:“他们自己不见棺材不掉泪!干贫道什么事儿。”
“凡人的智慧!”炸酱面歇在张大道的肩膀上,开口就来了这么一句。
吴洪熙差点没给这死鸟气死,他觉得自己是站在张大道这边的,给他支招呢!没想到引来的却是这么一个后果!不过吴洪熙这人也是心里有压力的。害他大腿的这事儿还没过呢!这幕后的人是什么来路他都不知道,这就等于悬在头上的一把剑啊!张大道这条大腿他还是得抱的!
当下吴洪熙强忍住了心里的郁闷和怨念,开口道:“我不是这个意思!我的意思是说,有没有什么简单点的办法。不用这么大的动静也能把问题解决咯。”
吴洪熙这个时候心情有些郁闷,声音也不由的大了一些。他这一说许嘉石和他叔都听见了,连忙不自觉的脚步放慢了一些,落到了张大道前面一点的位置。张大道也是一愣,看了吴洪熙一眼没说话。
他没说话,后面白二是个没脑子的,一句大实话就飙了出来:“不把动静弄大点,怎么好意思多要钱啊!”
瞬间所有人都停住了脚步,炸酱面开口道:“不怕神一样的队手,就怕猪一样的队友。”
张大道更是怒视了白二一眼,许嘉石叔侄看老张的眼神也有点怪。虽然这做生意的手段他们也能理解,可张大道这个行业这么玩,多少有点缺乏职业道德的意思。就算张大道天生脸皮厚这会儿也觉得有些脸上火辣辣的。
关键时刻,影帝也不帮着张大道了,这会儿明显大家都不站在他这边影帝自然得抓住主要矛盾,拿下更多的支持者。这样下面他的戏份才能超越张大道啊!当下影帝就道:“这个事儿张前辈是你做的有些不对。既然是变电所的问题,那在墓碑后头放一张深宵避雷劫符是不是可行呢?”
“你丫懂个屁!你知道变电所的电和自然的电有什么区别吗?你看过《电学概论》吗?知道直流电和交流电之间的有什么不同吗?什么都不懂就敢瞎说!你咋不说在坟头立个避雷针呢?”张大道脸都憋红了,这是全体跳反的节奏啊!除了炸酱面还在他这边,其他人都给他打对台戏啊!张大道当下就决定,回去以后先给白二来一套辟谷训练!
他这么一刚,大伙都不说话了。许嘉石他叔也沉默了有三五秒钟,才开口打圆场:“那什么咱们还是看看里头到底咋样吧!这边走就到了,说不定不是变电所的问题呢!”
要是一般人得了这个台阶也就下了,张大道偏不!梗着脖子道:“什么就不是变电所的问题?什么就看看里头!把事情先说清楚咯,你先说你看没看过《电学概论》!”张大道直接怼影帝。
影帝干笑了下,他真看过!不但看过他连电工证都有,可这个现在怎么说?他人设就是倒是,中间遇见了汤尼已经连背景都完善了,如今是以前是设计师的道士。这还顺便把他穿一身骚金色道袍的事儿给遮了过去,作为一个曾经的设计师他穿的骚浪贱一些似乎也是可以理解的嘛坑都填好了,现在跳出来一个《电学概论》这让他怎么接?
影帝一脸的尴尬,张大道却是找到了机会了,指着影帝道:“看见没有!他没看过!没!看!过!哼”
张大道这表情,脸上就写了三个字叫“我赢了”!而边上的人都是一脸的残念,这样的大师这辈子第一次见,而且估计也就见这一次了!许嘉石他叔使劲看许嘉石,给他使眼色,就是像知道这人他哪儿找来的?
张大道获得了自己以为的胜利,也是神清气爽,带着路往前走。没走两步,后头许嘉石他叔喊他:“大师,在这儿!”
“路都不认识,你瞎带个蛋啊!”炸酱面这次没站张大道这边。他这有灵性的表现,让许嘉石他叔大吃了一惊,这么灵的鹦鹉他没见过啊!他这时候倒是又有些相信张大道了。
可客户的信任张大道从来都不会放在心上,几乎就下一秒,张大道就让许嘉石他叔恨不得现场就找个没人的单位把张大道塞进去!老张到了他身边,看了眼他身前的目标,道:“这就是你妈的坑啊?”
许嘉石他叔嘴角抽了抽,艰难的点了点头认下了老张这个该死的说法。张大道深吸了一口气,摇头道:“怪不得,你看看这个隔壁邻居。苏公玛丽之墓!你奶奶隔壁住一个玛丽莎,这得多别扭啊!”
张大道不说还好,他一说大伙一看,瞬间就懵了。还真是,而且那墓碑看着还挺多年了。应该是这的第一批住户,不认真看都看不清楚。
许嘉石嘴角抽了抽,这个答案真是不知道该如何说起了。连要吐槽都找不出合适的词来!炸酱面这时候开口来了句:“这死鬼名字还挺潮!”
“噗哈哈哈!”瞬间所有的人都笑开了!
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