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第1835章 张大师的低端风水局

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其实怪不得许嘉石会发火,他虽然觉得张大道是个高人对张大道有忌惮,可这不果实基于吴洪熙的那条肿腿的。龙腾小说ltxsba.com除去开始阶段被忽悠住以外,许嘉石已经觉得不对劲的地方相当的多了。这个时候他对张大道是高人这事儿已经有了不少的怀疑。从他的经验看,这世上也没哪个大师在说话这么坑爹之余,还这么贪财的。

要是不贪财,那他还能当张大道是那种游戏人间的高人。可加上贪财这事儿,看着就真没什么高人气了。也就hi还有吴洪熙肿腿的事儿打底,要不然他早受不了了。可到了现在许嘉石才是真的爆炸了!连竖中指都出来了,这他娘的和风水能有什么关系!

就算是吴洪熙两条腿都肿了,许嘉石也忍不了这个了,直接开怼!张大道这次不拿出个合理的解释来,许嘉石真就不干了!反正只是运气不好,影帝之前要没说,他也没啥感觉。虽然确实他最近运气不咋样,可这也没见什么大事儿啊!没有实际上能看见的威胁,许嘉石自然没这么怂,逼急了也能和老张硬刚。

要换了一般的“大师”这个时候要不就怂,要不就气,脱不开这两种选择。关于这个张大道在这本没正式定稿的著作里头就有过详细的说明。当然这些都是张大道认为的一般“大师”的招数。他自己自然不是一般的大师,所以老张既没有生气,也没有怂。这家伙掏了根烟点着了,翻出了死鱼眼一脸疲惫无力的样子,就这么撇着许嘉石。看着许嘉石都感觉浑身发痒了,老张才突然道:“你想知道啊?可以啊下面是收费内容。这就是具体解决问题的办法了。贫道可不能就这么随便告诉你。”

许嘉石一愣,脸皮抖了抖,这怎么破?付钱就上当了,不付钱张大道又不说,这没法证明他是在捣乱啊!许嘉石深吸了一口气,扯了下他叔,道:“叔,咋办?”

他叔翻了个白眼,道:“这能咋办?你爸早上才来电话,说是让咱们被得罪他。这家伙什么人啊?看着年纪不大啊这到底是真有本事还是有什么背景故意来逗咱们玩的?”

许嘉石一愣,他爸都说别得罪张大道了,莫非是从什么渠道打听出张大道的底细了?许嘉石咬牙压制了心里的不爽,才开口道:“那还有什么可能?总不能都是这种大地方的毛病吧?我看人家看风水,都弄个摆件移个小东西什么的就行了。到了你这不是改区划就是炸大桥,拆塔。就没点动静小的吗?”

张大道一愣,边上的影帝看见机会了,连忙道:“这不一样,这是格局的问题。张前辈看见的是大局风水上的变化,想的是釜底抽薪的直接解决大麻烦!那些小局面,只解一时之难,这是没职业道德或是没能耐的人才办的事儿。”

影帝这个解释,实在太合张大道的心意了,既拔高了他的逼格,又有了提升价钱的机会这简直完美啊!老张立马就道:“不错不错,茅山的小子你还是有点潜力的!咱们正经的道门修士,玩的是扶龙庭,斩龙脉的大格局。那些给人看家居风水的左道之士也!”

许嘉石这时候也是一咬牙,直接道:“大师,我没这么高的要求。这其他的坟咋样也不是我能管的,也没这个给他们出钱的意思。你就弄我爷爷奶奶的墓地,他们这弄好了就行。我们家人没事儿就好!”

“诶哟,小同学,你这个思想觉悟有问题嘛!社会主义核心价值观学校都不教的吗?”张大道歪着脖子用夹着烟屁的手对着许嘉石指指点点的,眼里满是鄙视的表情。

许嘉石也就是力气小,要不然都想搬一块墓碑直接摔老张脸上去。边上的许嘉石他叔连忙道:“这话也不能这么说嘛你说的那些别的法子,不是一时能行的。咱们还是先说个快的。”

张大道撇了撇嘴,从公墓上头这地方往下看了一眼,眯着眼睛道:“简单的法子啊?也有,小庞!开票。”

许嘉石他叔一愣神,转头看向许嘉石小声问道:“开什么票?”

许嘉石黑着脸,这套路他都已经明白了,伸手扒拉了一下自己的脸,才深吸了一口气道:“还能是什么票,发票呗!还是要钱。”

小庞拿着发票过来,张大道开了两万的价位。许嘉石他叔也不是缺钱的人,这个价钱虽然不少,可这也和地方有差别,比如说他们这岛上。在封建迷信,啊不对,是在传统文化方面他们比较支持。许嘉石他叔在这方面还真的舍得花钱在这方面砸钱。两万在他看来真不归,他们这老人家去世了烧点纸人纸马、纸房子啥的还花八千呢!老张这还是外地请来的大师,这个价位不算过分。

何况还有许嘉石他爹在后头背书呢!付钱付的爽快,这老张自然也就心情好多了,手机银行的转账短信受到以后,张大道当下就果断道:“要简单那也容易,一遮一挡一罩就算结了。墓碑上头挂个开光的八卦镜,前面设个屏风或者种一排的灌木就成。一罩就是在坟头上种棵树,松柏都成,能成华盖状的最好。”

许嘉石和他叔这时候算是松了口气了,这才像话嘛!和什么拆塔炸大桥相比,这个才像是风水师傅会干的事儿嘛!许嘉石他叔连忙道:“这个简单这个简单,我认识苗圃的人,大师您给定个位置,马上就让他们送来!就是那个开光的八卦镜”

张大道看他瞧着自己,当下道:“贫道没带着这东西……”

“我认识人!这边上那个太阴宫就有道士,我这就去找他们问问。”许嘉石他叔是地头蛇,这东西他还真能找到。

张大道翻了个白眼,道:“贫道丑话说在前头,要是镜子开光的不行,那贫道不负责啊!太阴宫嘛要是正经的道士,从太阴宫弄镜子倒是也合适。”

许嘉石他叔一下犹豫了,他昨天找来的那个朋友都让张大道怼了,这再让他找别的人这说不好真的又弄个不靠谱的东西来。这就尴尬了

就这个时候,影帝在边上道:“八卦镜的话,小道身上倒是有一面。就是不知道合适不合适。”

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