第1883章 呼风唤雨两大师
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其实后面的事儿不需多提,影帝虽然在老张手下锻炼了听多次的可这家伙的能耐也只能是唬弄唬弄人的。龙腾小说ltxsba.com更新快无广告。吓唬人还行,来正经的真没有。他这一通的装神弄鬼,大概还是张大道以前用过的招为主,可一点效果都没有。
张盛言也是看的多了,影帝这些比起张大道的套路来,也就正经了一些,其他的就没什么特别的了。看着神神秘秘是有的,可比起张大道那种稀奇古怪的意外,影帝这个就次多了。这时候影帝那边装神弄鬼了一阵子,这时候正在阵法中间绕步念经呢!手里头一柄木剑乱挥看不出个套路来。
这家伙的木剑也是白二专门给他做的。木料不老张那个次点,张大道的木剑是雷击白橡木。一面刻日月星辰,一面刻山川草木。剑柄这次和以前的不一样了,这会儿的剑柄上刻的是社会主义核心价值观。
影帝的就差了点,木料是一般的柳木,这种木头其实一个不适合当道士用的木剑。这槐柳性阴,易生灵附鬼。这种玩意儿做木剑,这不是跟扯一样的嘛。影帝自己都觉得不靠谱,这东西遇见了懂行的很容易暴露啊?
当然,张大道也知道这一点,所以影帝这剑是上了漆的,直接黑漆涂满了也看不出原本的木质来。至于上门雕刻啥的,那就更别想了,老张没在上头刻上喜羊羊和灰太狼,两只熊和光头强,这就算是影帝拼死阻拦的结果了。
魏白地他们是没见过张大道那些套路的,看影帝这布阵白二和小庞两个在边上摇铃跳神的,觉得神秘又稀奇,正看着认真着呢!张盛言就不一样了,在美国那会儿,老张来大场面各种“duang,duang”加特效的事儿他都看过了。影帝这点套路,他可是一点都没放心上。
这会儿他对着边上叼着烟看热闹的张大道小声道:“就这个?这家伙不靠谱啊?就他这点路数,我看没啥希望啊?”
张大道挑了挑眉毛,抬头看了看天上,小声嘀咕了一句:“月亮不见了。风大了。”
张盛言一愣,就这地方避风,风大了他可没感觉张大道这一说他才反应过来,好像月光是不见了。张大道这一说,张盛言立马抬头一看上头果然云遮月。张盛言脑子里头才闪过了一个念头“天气预报又被制裁了?”。都还没来得及把这个念头说出口,边上张大道已经一下扔了烟,上前了两步开口大喊:
“快!举盘,天公听调,风婆雷公具奉令召!云来!”张大道突然跳到了阵法边上,手舞足蹈的就这么掐决一指天。
魏白地他们几个一下就懵,下意识的抬头一看,一下就慌了这云居然真来了。魏白地不敢耽搁,瞬间就反应了过来,连忙按着之前影帝吩咐把塑料盘子举了起来。
他边上的黑皮还有大徒弟也一起举起了盘,倒是他那个装模作样的老二没动静皱着眉头看着天,然后还掏手机看了下天气预报表情有些变颜变色的。张大道这路数,他真有些慌了。这会儿谁最郁闷,那是影帝最郁闷啊!好容易都快到他这一场戏最高的地方了,张大道突然跳出来,把最出彩的部分就给抢了啊!
影帝这可是都看好了的,下午开始他去外头转了那一大圈,就通过蛛丝马迹判断出了晚上要下雨。这小范围的天气变化,判断起来其实不是特别的困难。在以前许多老农都有这个技能。只是需要对当地情况特别了结才行。影帝本身知识丰富就不说了,更凑巧的是影帝十几岁的时候在这附近还住过两年。这判断下雨的本事真有几分神鬼莫测的意思。
影帝本来都憋好了,借着自己看出天气这一点,可以好好的来一波呼风唤雨大法!结果都还没来得及出手,张大道就给他抢了先了。张盛言也有些愣,倒没觉得这真是呼风唤雨,只是能看出要下雨来这也不一般啊!魏白地他们可不知道这风云是已经早在了的,还真当是招出来的呢!
“雷来!”天上突然闪了个光,老张几乎同时大喊了一声,跟着“轰隆”一下一个响雷震的所有人心头都一抖。
影帝嘴角抽了抽,他是真想喊一声“光速不音速快”啊!这砸场子的事儿,影帝应该是干得出来的。影帝深吸了一口气,才压制住了心里的不满。影帝到底是影帝为了艺术还是可以牺牲的。他突然把手里木剑往天上猛的一抛,嘴里连忙大喊:“无根水落,雨疾!”
影帝大声一喊,他可不能再让张大道给抢先了,这最后一个怎么他也得抢回点面子来。影帝这一声大喊,把张大道都到嘴边的话给憋了回去。张大道有些郁闷的微微撇了撇嘴。影帝这家伙反应还是挺快的,居然让他堵了。
全部人都停顿了几秒,跟着天上慢慢的有点点雨落了下来。就几个呼吸的功夫,雨一下就下大了瞬间成了暴雨!张大道手一晃,一个雨伞就打开了。伞还开在雨落下之前。边上的张盛言身后的手下反应也不慢,也打了把伞撑在了张盛言头上。张大道歪头看了他一眼:“哟,反应挺快啊?你怎么也带伞了?”
张盛言看了他一眼,小声道:“看见你带了,让他们回去拿的。有备无患,就知道一定用得着。”
张大道和张盛言这倒是挺安稳的,其他人可就真的就在大雨里头淋着了。魏白地和黑皮心里那叫一个激动啊!这是真大师,这事儿真能成。老二也懵了,这天气预报是说晴啊?这居然真说什么来什么?这个就让人看不透了!
这一场雨来的快,去的也很快,一会儿的功夫这雨就收了。魏白地和黑皮两个人的盘里都积了不少的水,那些香和蜡烛上的火倒是已经熄了。
两个人捧着盘看着雨停了,又看向了影帝和张大道,影帝这时候都浇透了。看着狼狈非常,他们连忙看向张大道,这家伙显得就有大师像多了。他连忙对张大道问道:“那个,大师这现在咋办?”
影帝心里哀叹一声:“到了还是没能把戏拿住!又被老张抢风头了!”
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