第2095章 第十九届全国宗教斗法大会少儿组冠军张大道
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队长是看不下去了,见过忽悠人的,诈骗犯他也抓过几个。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com可没见过这么烂的骗术,额,这么烂的骗术他还是见过的。可真没见过这么烂的骗术还有人上当的。队长觉得,这叶大饼和阿彬几个人,怕不是智力方面有什么障碍吧?
就这一转身准备离远点的功夫,身后突然一声大喊:“北方火起!”
突然队长正面对着的这个方向,离着挺远的距离,中间隔了一堆小树丛,在那树丛之后突然“熊”的一下,蹿起四五米高的一大片火焰!炽热的空气扑面二来,队长都不由抬手挡了下眼睛。当时他就有些惊,这什么情况?真有法术啊?就这个时候,身后又是一声喊:“流火神通!”
队长一愣神,连忙放下手,就看见那边火焰已经小了不少了,可更加震撼了,就看那边火焰之中,三道火线由下而上向着天空游去!火线腾空而去眨眼间就没入了虚空之中。队长猛一回头,就看见老张正拿着那小棍子对着那边的方向比划着一个施法的姿势呢。
这会儿正好他收式,一收住咯。张大道抬手在虚空中一抓,好像抓住了什么东西往那桌子上一摔!然后老张顺手就把桌子上那一块布一抓四角飞快的就叠成了一个小布包。跟着他把这东西往叶大饼怀里一塞,道:“拿好,这东西很重要,千万不能摔了或开了!”
叶大饼一下就慌了啊,这个事儿太刺激了啊!之前那火焰突然起来的场面他也看见了,还有三道火线冲天起。这个可不是装神弄鬼的,他们都是一起来的,老张要搞鬼也没机会啊!而且这个场面,瞧着不像是能设计出来的啊?这个结束以后突然弄了个东西扔给他,这玩意儿拿着烫手啊。
叶大饼本来就对老张忌惮的很,张大道这家伙又邪乎又混蛋,本来他不会放火就够吓人的了。现在还会放火,这是掌握塑能学派的法术了啊。这更惹不得了,他扔个布包过来,谁知道这玩意儿会不会炸开啊?叶大饼连忙把手伸直了,不敢让这东西靠自己太近。跟着转向白二那边,嘴里道:“我不行啊!被给我啊。白二你拿着,白二哥你拿吧我请你吃饭。”
白二一下就被说动了,正想伸手呢,影帝在边上道:“你傻啊?我们最近吃饭什么时候花过钱?都是签单的,有老板结账,你用他请?哪顿饿着你了?”
白二一愣,收手退后了两步,影帝这个话说的有道理啊?吃不用人请,这几天白二都吃high了,都是大鱼大肉,他都不吃主食,光肉就吃饱了。只要想吃,每天五顿都没人说他,三顿饭加夜宵、下午茶,白二都感觉自己吃的有些多了。这吃饭不用人请,这接那布包不是白干活了吗?而且张大道说了,东西让叶大饼拿着,他要是伸手大师不高兴咋办?
叶大饼都快哭了,白二这么傻都不帮忙他咋办啊?剩下还有影帝,叶大饼连忙转头把那布包转到了叶大饼这边,连忙就道:“刘哥,您帮忙,您千万帮忙啊!我真干不了这个。这你们专业的活儿,我不行啊!您帮我拿着,回头我一定重谢。”
影帝叹了口气,摇了摇头:“不是我不帮忙啊。这事儿别人干不了,就得你来。我们拿了容易出事儿。主要是之前那些钱都是你的……”
“我艹你娘,我就知道那钱不能掏。姓张的你坑我是吧?”叶大饼一下急了,不说那钱还没事儿,一说那个钱他马上就火了。
就这个时候,叶大饼背后有人道:“怎么了?小叶你什么情况?怎么这么大的脾气啊?好家伙,刚才那边一阵火差点没吓我一跳。这是大师你们弄的什么仪式吗?额,你怎么穿这样?”
大伙一回头,就看见池总和阿彬正站后头呢!边上还有四个黑西装的,瞧着是保镖,小方也在其中。叶大饼一下就僵住了,这会儿说什么都不对。说老张不好?老张是他介绍的。说老张做的对,那这个“炸药包”就算是拿住了。
叶大饼这正琢磨该怎么说呢。那边老张开口了:“客户你来了?你这正主很忙嘛”
“不好意思不好意思,公司事情多,实在走不开。”池总也笑眯眯的解释了句,老张这话里有些不满,不过池总没在意。他可不管老张是乐意还是不乐意,只要事情办好了就行。他花钱老张办事儿,大伙公平交易,不存在其他问题。所以他马上就转移话题道:“大师你们这是个什么情况?”
老张抖了抖身上的衣服,道:“这是玄星法袍,专门布天星定神阵用的。之前我用了这个阵法,定了对头的位置是在正北。我引正北三才之火震了对方一下。这是我们这行的规矩,这就是下个战书。约定了时间了,就等着晚上摆开阵势和他刚正面了。我这正抓住对方一丝气机,让大饼帮忙给我拿着呢,他居然不乐意。”首发..
“没有没有,我乐意啊!你不说清楚,我当你让我给你拿零碎呢!”叶大饼连忙解释,这个情况是黄泥掉裤裆里了。锅已经背上了,再要扔就难了。只能是咬牙抗住了!
池总也有些弄不清情况,只是看了眼边上的警察,皱了皱眉头走进了,对老张道:“大师,这个事儿您有把握吧?”
“没问题啊妥妥的。你把杂碎搁肚子里头,我可是第十九届全国宗教斗法大会少儿组冠军!同龄人里头没有弄得过我的。”张大道一脸的骄傲。
池总又愣住了,这个话不太好接,你弄不清楚他是说真的还是开玩笑。只能道:“那对方要是年纪大?”
“年纪大就揍他啊!对付年轻的就和他斗法,对付年纪大的就和他斗殴。贫道就靠这两手无敌天下的。”老张很认真的给池总普及斗争经验。
池总实在没发回话了,就这时候边上的队长插嘴道:“怎么就少儿组?后来你没参加了?”
张大道叹了口气,摇了摇头,抬头四十五度看着天空:“后来这个比赛被取缔了,说是和俩会时间冲突,这个时间段不能宣传封建迷信。”
“好吧!那啥,大师您这还有什么我们要准备的不?趁现在抓紧说,咱们准备好尽量今天就给把是办好咯。”池总连忙出来把话题往正确的道路上引,他可算明白之前向张盛言打听的时候张盛言为什么说这个大师不好弄了。这一口的糊涂话,理解起来是不容易。
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