第2216章 绝对没有问题的炼丹地点
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影帝叹了口气,连忙接着忽悠:“大师,就是说的这个意思。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com你这要求太苛刻了啊咱们这国家这几千年下来各种大战,基本上每个地方都死过人。你这个要求不好达成啊?除非你有个时间限制,比如说一年内没死过人什么的。这就简单了。”
“嗯,也行。”张大道很随和的点了点头。
影帝一愣神,抬手“啪”就抽了自己一个大嘴巴,什么叫言多必失?什么叫不作死就不会死?他犯贱的提醒张大道干嘛?这下好了,人家同意了。按着一年内没死人的标准,那合适的地方太多了,东方明珠都行。影帝觉得麻烦大了,真要在闹市区炼丹,那丹炉一炸非得出大事情不可啊!影帝连忙又找理由:“大师,还是不行啊!咱们要炼丹,这么大的香炉,人家东方明珠这样的地方不让咱们搬上去的啊!而且不好生火。”
“我租了他管我干什么?不让生火?我租了在上头开烧烤大会不许吗?”张大道找借口的本事就算不是天下第一也能排进前几去,瞬间就想到了合适的说法。
影帝叹了口气,只能咬牙道:“那现在也不好决定啊离着大师你炼丹还有大半年呢。那龟和兔子啥时候出来都不知道,万一这段时间有人从上头跳下来了,那又要等一年。不合适啊!”
张大道这次倒是点了点头,想了一会儿道:“贫道觉得可以这样,我们先挑几个地方。到了要炼丹的时候,再看哪一个一年内没死人。这不就完美了吗?你上次不是有很多备选方案吗?咱们就去了一个都还没来得及看曲胖子就壮烈了。剩下的那些都看看呗。”
影帝苦笑了下,这不是没事儿找事儿嘛可张大道这个状态,你说服他是基本没啥希望的。他也只能从地点上动手脚了,实在不行,回头等老张挑了不合适的地方要去炼丹的时候,他就去装死呗。以他的演技,弄出个上新闻的热点来不是什么问题。张大道这个人不相信人,可新闻他还是信的,毕竟这家伙给新闻联播捧了这么久的哏对新闻还是很信任的。以影帝的技术,要上新闻联播估计够呛,可地方台他还是能惊动的。
这次张大道铁了心要找地方炼丹,影帝也没别的招了,只能把之前准备那些破玩意儿都掏出来开始翻。张大道虽然很重视炼丹这个事儿,可是个不管事情的。找炼丹地方这个事儿,他就这么甩给影帝了。接近年底的时候,钱一笑那边也没什么事儿找白二和影帝,当然,也许也有事儿。只是钱一笑不想再和张大道扯上关系了,所以干脆连白二和影帝也躲着了。
这一闲下来就是一个来月,影帝天天埋首在一堆的资料里头,研究着合适的炼丹地点。那架势显得无比的投入,就是一直没结果出来。这其实不能怪影帝,他对张大道能制造多大的爆炸缺乏认识啊没法估计到底张大道能弄多大的动静,这怎么找地方?要是张大道能用那些乱七八糟的玩意儿整个核武器出来,那咋办?毕竟张大道要的材料里头,好像还有辐射变异的花。影帝知识是很丰富,但真不懂这些玩意儿弄一块到底能出来个什么东西。所以他这几天头发都薅了不少了,就是没找到一个合适的地儿。
当然,张大道也没催他,反正兔子和鬼都没到出生的时间,有的是功夫找地儿。张大道如今正研究炼丹的阵法呢每天都看各种动画片搞研究。白二可高兴了,他的这个智商,基本上也就是和动画片为伍的等级,张大道看的主要是《成龙历险记》,夹杂一点fate啥的。店里能干正事儿的只剩下小庞了,什么遛狗、喂猫、叫外卖,洒扫、网店、寄快递,这些事儿都是小庞在干的。首发..
平静的日子不知不觉就过去了很久,张大道这一帮人都感觉脱离开了时间和社会了,外头的事儿也在变化着。首先就是警方留在外头盯梢的几位警官已经走人了。警方一直没找到六子的踪迹,加上专家们预测的短期里头六子会来报仇,结果都几个月了,六子都没出现。加上越是靠近过年人手越是缺。队长一琢磨,张大道这些家伙不是国安的嘛六子虽然说是穷凶极恶的犯罪分子,可对上国安那就是找倒霉啊!干脆就把张大道这边的几个货都给撤了回去。
六子其实真不是不想来报仇,实在是报仇这跳路不顺利啊。他在山村里头没待多久,稍微修养了修养就出发了。本来六子准备先偷个车,然后再找个开山采石的石厂弄点“boom,boom”直接确定了张大道他们在店里,开着车怼进去就来个同归于尽。但经过仔细的思考,六子觉得这个方案有些太极端,这自杀式袭击把自己搭进去不太值得。六子虽然很彪,可有些东西是人之常情,是人总是怕死的。
而且有一点很重要,六子技术不行,偷个自行车还行,汽车就差点意思了。而且才从山里出来,就赶上一阵降温潮,六子又没钱。他现在可知道了,别管干什么没钱真不行。特别是跑路!
简单点说,六子在冻饿之下遇见了好心人,带他到了一个小区里头,提供吃穿住,每天还给他讲课,告诉他发家致富的办法。这年头要发财,那必须跳过中间环节,直接把商品交到消费者手里头啊!
就六子这个情况,警方没找到他太正常了!也不能怪专家,谁想到六子这么凶残的犯罪分子,能让搞传销的给收编了过去。别说专家没想到,传销组织都没想到自己唬弄了个什么人物来。
又过了一阵子,已经进入了春运状态了。影帝才算是出关了。这家伙胡子拉碴、头发成团。看着就跟个疯狂科学家似的,手里拿着一大叠写的密密麻麻的稿纸,一下到算馆大厅里头,就挥舞着稿纸道:“有了!我终于找到了。终于找到最合适的地方了。在这几个地方炼丹,绝对没有任何问题!”
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