第637章 打岔和找茬
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最后弄得大伙都没了话题,只要金佳子在屋里,几个人都把嘴闭得紧紧的,没人敢引起金佳子的注意。
于是,金佳子突然发现自己“聋了”,大家“哑了”,屋子里再没人说话,这让他的“康复训练”开展得有些不顺利,直到有人用力敲门的时候,他才重新找到了锻炼耳朵的机会——
当时金佳子正在听收音机,他把音量开到了最大,还把耳朵贴上了喇叭,可是却依旧把广播剧“巴黎圣母院”听成了“射雕英雄传”,剧情竟然也能接上,愣是把一部浪漫凄美的世界名著听成了武侠,而且嘴里还一直不消停:“嘿,好,蓉儿,你太聪明啦……郭靖你这个大傻子!”也不知道他是怎么听出来的。突然,他的耳朵里传来一阵细微的动静,就好像有东西在他耳边飞过,声音小之又小,金佳子皱皱眉头,嚷嚷道:“诶?哪来的蚊子?”
当当当——
在别人听来,门都快被敲碎了,这巨大的敲门声既急促又剧烈,震得苏娇娇心头一跳一跳的的。
金佳子从苏娇娇和乌乌的表情和目光朝着的方向,想明白到底发生了什么,兴高采烈的大叫一声“我去开!”,就窜向了门口。
门外站的是个送快递的小伙子,金佳子看着眼熟,想了想终于记了起来,他就是之前和“小瓜儿”一起被代包子救走的那人,一见有人开门,好像吓了一跳,惊慌失措的说:“对、对不起!我、我以为屋里没人……”
金佳子嘿笑着伸出手去握:“小兄弟我记得你,上次差点我们家的门框子都拆了——”
小伙儿脸色一黑,这客户是要老仇新仇一起算啊,却不料金佳子又道:“不过这次也太谨慎了,敲门跟蚊子飞似的,按你这个叫门法,这辈子也就送这么一件货吧!”
小伙儿的脸色更难看了,他是听出来了,这家主人是下了杀心了,这也是他一辈子送的最后一件货物,放下东西正想跑,却被金佳子一把拉住:“嘿嘿,急什么?来来,进来坐,我们好好聊聊……”
小伙子的一颗心飘飘悠悠的往下沉……
半道:“大、大哥,我以后肯定不、不会再那么砸门了,我真知道错了,求、求你别玩我啦,就发发善心,放、放过我吧,我代表我们全家感谢你!”
“你要和我在一起?!”金佳子惊道。
小伙子气一滞,大叫一声“杀了我吧!”,转身就跑,到了楼道里都能听到他惊恐绝望的叫:“不干啦,打死我也不干了,都是神经病啊!”
金佳子莫名其妙的摇了摇头,再回头时,发现苏娇娇正在拆那件东西的包装,一层一层的包得很严实,金佳子好奇的凑上来问:“娇娇,买的什么好东西?”
苏娇娇却不说话,只是神秘的一笑,把一只手背到了身后,另一只打了个手势,叫金佳子闭眼睛。
金佳子喜道:“送给我的礼物?哈哈,好娇娇,哥哥平时没白疼你。”说着,闭上了眼睛。隔了一会儿后,突然感觉耳朵上一凉,给他吓了一跳,忙睁开眼,惊呼道:“什么玩意儿?”
“你猜!”苏娇娇笑着说。
“我上哪儿猜到。到底是什么东西?”金佳子说道。
“你自己拿下来看看不就知道啦!”苏娇娇眨眨眼睛说。
“我才不拿,万一咬人呢,快点告诉我,这是——”金佳子眼睛盯着捂嘴轻笑的苏娇娇,话刚说了一半儿,突然愣住,“诶?我、我能听清你说话啦!”他兴奋的一把抓起乌乌,大笑道:“快快,来一句,让我听听!”
乌乌被他抓得浑身发痛,气怒道:“你个大傻缺儿!快点放我下来,不然我打圆你的四方脑袋!”
金佳子听到骂声也不在意,反倒异常高兴,把乌乌往沙发上一扔,“哎呦!”乌乌一声惨叫,却听金佳子大喊道:“哈哈,哈哈!我金汉三又回来啦!”
苏娇娇送给金佳子的,是一个最新研制出来的“助听器”,也不用专业医师的检查和测试,戴到耳朵上会自动调整接收音量的大小。苏娇娇总想在临走之前为大家做点儿什么,这下金佳子给了她最好的机会,既成全了“金大找茬”又解救了大伙。
金佳子很喜欢这件礼物,一会儿戴上去,听听真实世界的清晰,一会儿又摘下来,对比一下“虚幻空间”的模糊,一戴一摘忙上忙下,乐此不疲。最后看了看收音机,奇道:“诶?蓉妹妹讲完了?怎么变成了‘艾丝美拉达’?”
引得乌乌和苏娇娇一阵偷笑……
自驱邪大会一开,天下的妖鬼好像都逃躲了个干干净净,就算现在风头过了,敢出来作乱的妖物鬼物也没有几个。于是,木哥他们就这么悠悠哉哉的过了好几天,每个人都保持着生活的惯性——韩梓良没白没夜的去赌;木哥早睡晚起的养膘;薄介竟然又迷上了广场舞,整天“小苹果”、“小柿子”的流窜于各个广场、说话,看摘下“助听器”,能不能听错自己的发音;苏娇娇终于能体味出这份平淡的美好,尤其听金佳子提起一件事,更是让她唏嘘不已,发出“人世无常,平淡是真”的慨叹……u
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