第一百五十三章 治丧风波
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第一百五十三章治丧风波
“黄跑跑他们惹出什么乱子了？”不单杨浩，所有的人都惊奇地瞪大了眼睛。更多小说ltxsba.com
虾皮唉声叹气道：“说起来，这件事情我也有很大的责任，我不该交给他那样一个荒唐的任务，不然他们也不会搞出一个‘烽火戏诸侯’的惊天‘壮举’……”
“烽火戏诸侯？”众人更加如坠迷雾之中。不明白黄跑跑他们惹出乱子跟“烽火戏诸侯”有神马的关系？衡其更是嗤道：“这简直就是风马牛不相及嘛”
杨浩阻止了众人的浮躁，严肃地问虾皮道：“是什么事情你总要讲个清楚吧？一个劲地唉声叹什么气？”
虾皮便把黄跑跑和陈玲病愈出了无妄之地、以及陈玲被她的家人拒绝接纳，陈玲因此郁郁寡欢。为了让她变得开心起来，特遣队收留了她，并派黄跑跑专门专门负责给陈玲聊天解闷，试图开导她的心情。没想到黄跑跑、刘大侠、钟美生一伙混球单纯地把这理解成了逗陈玲一笑。就象当年周幽王为博褒姒一笑一样更可笑的是，这群混球还真的搞出了一个“烽火戏诸侯”的荒唐事件。他们将陈玲带到一个养猪场里，让她观看几百头猪的奔跑、拱食、拉屎、撒尿……
“那肯定很壮观啊，哈哈……”衡其、龙拐等人都笑了起来。
杨浩的脸上也浮现出了笑意道：“这虽然荒唐，但好象也不算惹了乱子吧？最多算无聊而已。”
“如果只是这样那也确实算不得什么大事情。问题是，这群荒唐的家伙竟然让黄跑跑混到猪群里装猪‘成精’，结果将该养猪场的一名老员工给活活吓死了……”
“什么什么？装猪‘成精’？还吓死了人？这群混蛋，真是岂有此理”衡其等人纷纷吆喝了起来。
虾皮道：“那人姓马，大家都叫他马师傅，快六十岁了，是个老鳏夫，被那家养猪场长期聘为饲养员，干了有几十年了，深受养猪场员工的尊敬和爱戴，想不到这一次竟然被我们的人给吓死了”
“真的是吓死的？”谢可质疑道。
“也不能完吓死的，因为这马师傅的身体本来就有病，被黄跑跑这群混蛋一吓，当场就闹了个脑溢血，一命呜呼了。”
“这件事情你是怎么处理的？”唐军问道。
“这帮家伙现在都还被我关着禁闭呢，我同时派刘存明和钱老2给人家送去了慰问金，并赔了二十多万，钱老2他们的公司这回又赚了点钱，因此资金还能周转得过来。问题是事情并没有这样结束，养猪场还提出了一个要求，要我们去给马师傅守灵，并将他负责安葬这不是给我们惹了一个烦了吗？”虾皮搔着有些胀疼的脑袋道。
杨浩道：“如果养猪场方面的要求就到此为止了，我想是可以接受的。”
“所以我也正为这事犯愁呢，你们再不回来，我说不定又要出一笔钱到社会上去聘请一帮人来给马师傅做丧事，那就得不偿失了。”
“不就是给那老家伙做丧事吗？这又算什么大不了的事？把虾皮愁成这样？”大头满不在乎道。
“注意点言词什么老家伙？要叫人家老师傅”大头的哥哥唐军白了大头一眼道。
衡其笑道：“人都死了，叫老家伙也未尝不可，又不是还活着，要恭恭敬敬地喊他老师傅？而且我对被吓死的人一向比较鄙视……”
杨浩皱眉道：“别扯了，我们赶快去马师傅的丧事现场看看吧。”
虾皮道：“你们刚回来，还是先休息一下吧，再说周虹同学的回归也确实值得庆贺一下。”
杨浩摆手道：“不行死者为大、入土为安，咱们还是办了马师傅的丧事再说吧。”
于是这一群人立刻风风火火地赶往丧事地点。
却说马师傅被吓晕后先是送到了医院里急救，后来终于不治身亡，于是遗体被养猪场的职工送回了他的家里。养猪场的老板声称马师傅的丧事应该由特遣队负全责，因此他们把老人家的遗体抬回来后根本就撒手不管了。老人家如今仍躺他的床上没有盛殓。
杨浩等人于当天下午…多钟赶到了马师傅的家。马师傅的家座落在双塔镇北面十里的雷公塘，因为他是鳏夫，没有老伴，也没有子女，孤寂一人独自在一个偏僻的山旮旯里修建了一座破旧的木房，前不搭村、后不靠店，人迹罕至、鸦雀不闻。
众人看到这景象时不由都呆住了，想不到马师傅的家竟是这样破旧、寒碜。农民更是触景生情，想起了他的叔公，那眼泪水刷刷地就流了下来。
杨浩也心情沉重地打量着马师傅的家：但见一栋木屋孤零零地矗立在空地上，东厢厨房、西厢卧房，中间则是堂屋，上覆黑色薄瓦，冷冷清清、好不凄凉。
透过堂屋的门往西厢房里望去，可以依稀看见马师傅静静地躺在床上，尚未作任何处理。
衡其气得大骂道：“养猪场的那帮混蛋也太没人性了吧，就这样对待一个给他们养了几十年猪的老员工？”
衡其骇得剪子“当啷”掉到了地上。
杨浩一看这情景也不由有些毛骨悚然。唐军道：“看来这已经没法推下头来了，这个仪式就免了吧？”
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