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第三百六十三章 轨道惊魂-1

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更要命的是,那具僵尸是在上面,色农是在下面,而色农和那具僵尸的身体又都被别的僵尸的身体压着,实在无法判断清楚色农的脑袋是不是还长在脖子上?

“我……我砍的是僵尸的脑袋”农民声如牛吼,疾步向前,从地上捡起了一颗首级,拎到众人面前道,“你们看好了,这是不是色农?”

他满以为众人会说“不是色农”,没想到众人还真瞪大了眼睛,瞅着他道:“你拎着的就是色农啊”

农民以为众人故意拿他开涮的,当下怒发冲冠道:“你们不要睁着眼睛说瞎话好不好?这哪里是色农了?”

赵俊杰走了过来,拍了拍他的肩膀道:“农民啊,不是大家拿你开涮,是你真的拎着色农的脑袋啊”

“啊?这……这怎么可能?我明明砍下的是僵尸的脑袋啊完了、完了,色农被我杀了、色农被我杀了……”农民一下子脸色惨白道。更多小说ltxsba.com

“别嚎了,我有说色农被杀了吗?我只是说你揪着他的脑袋啊”赵俊杰给了农民一个白眼道。

“农民,你放手好不好?”农民手里拎着的“首级”忽然发出了凄惨的哀号声。

农民这才低头看向自己手里的首级——原来他拧着的不仅仅是一颗首级,还有一个完整的身体

我们知道,火星的重力只有地球的五分之二,就算一个百多斤的壮汉到了火星上也只有原来的五分之二重,而农民为了要急于证明自己砍的是僵尸的脑袋而不是色农的脑袋,因此拧首级时动作也格外的有力。

但他却阴差阳错地拧到了色农的脑袋,而色农被他拧得生疼,不得不曲着身子跟着他前进。而他却毫无发觉,只以为自己拧着的就是僵尸的脑袋。

因此众人说他拧着色农的脑袋,并不算说假话,因为事实就是这样的。只是他没有听清众人话里的含意而已。不过他也算是从另一个方面反证了自己砍的是僵尸的脑袋,而不是色农。

“农民啊,你果真是个成事不足、败事有余啊,你还说你没有砍色农,你一拧就拧着色农的首级——幸亏色农命大,不然还真的成了你的刀下之鬼”刘大侠嗤道。

“是啊,农民你还有什么话说?”众人纷纷问道。

农民面皮绯红道:“我……我的英雄壮举怎么就成了成事不足、败事有余?”

“农民稍安勿燥,大家的话也都有道理,你难道不是成事不足、败事有余吗?虽然你实际上还是救了色农,但你的举动就属于危险动作,万一你砍不中僵尸,而是砍中了色农的脑袋呢?”唐军也严肃道。

“唐老鸭,你们现在在哪里?我们已经到了轨道站了,你们也快点赶来吧”唐军的耳机里忽然传来了杨浩的声音。

唐军忙应道:“不好意思啊,我们马上就赶来”

二十多分钟后,唐军等人终于在轨道站和杨浩他们会合了。杨浩劈头问道:“你们中怎么搞的?我带着两个成事不足、败事有余都赶到了前面,你们一群聪明脑袋怎么反而落在后面了呢?”

唐军叹气道:“别提了,这群家伙简直比黄跑跑和李寿生还不如”当下将事情的经过讲述了一遍。

杨浩瞠目结舌道:“是这样啊?看来我终于明白龟兔赛跑,乌龟为什么会跑赢兔子了。正所谓勤能补拙,就算是成事不足如黄跑跑、李寿生之流,只要激发出了他们的潜能和意志,他们就能跑赢自以为聪明的兔子,这也叫做笨鸟先飞……”

刘大侠等人汗流浃背道:“可司你就别给我们上课了,我们该怎么做,你快说吧。”

杨浩便让他们抬头往前看。

众人忙伸长了脖子往前看去——只见前面是一个悬空的平台,平台边停靠着一节类似于包厢式缆车车厢的东西,而这包厢式缆车车厢又是停在一根黑亮的方条金属上,这方条金属估计就是所谓的轨道了。轨道则延伸向不知名的远方。

大头摇晃着大头问道:“可司,这就是我们要乘坐的轨道车吗?”

杨浩点头道:“是的。”说着率领众人向悬空的平台上走了过去。

走到了平台上,众人才发现那轨道车厢没有连接着任何电缆或者吊住它的钢绳,它就是那么无凭无遮地座落在那一根轨道上。这样的方式,不要说它该怎样在轨道上开行,就算要摆稳都是个问题就象一个大胖子站在一根细细的钢丝绳上,悬空而行这大胖子要能走得过去才是怪事

而更令众人怵目惊心的是,轨道车的下方还果真是无底深渊,没有一丝光线透上来,也不知道究竟有多深浅?

刘勇率先问道:“可是,这……这轨道车能乘坐吗?万、万一掉下去了怎么办?”

杨浩道:“它被那根轨道用一种特别的吸力吸引着,掉不下去的。”

“可是万一掉下去呢?”大头也问道。

杨浩微笑道:“那就要看我们的造化了。”

唐军和赵俊杰也呈现出了犹豫的表情:“可司,这事可开不得玩笑啊”

“我在学老外。”王显平不显山不露水道。

“学老外?学老外什么啊?”龙运鹏瞪大了惊奇的眼睛。

“当然是祈祷啊”谢可忽然插话道。

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