第三百八十五章 镜象之地
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大头答应一声,攀住了石块左面的棱角,杨浩也攀住了右面的棱角,两人一齐用力往里推——大头也是用力太狠,竟挣了一个屁出来,有如一个炸雷在众人的头顶上炸响
再说杨浩又来到了山峰的后面去通知唐军他们,没想到他却见到了一副奇怪的景象:只见唐军、农民、李寿生正在垂头丧气,而黄跑跑则躺在地上一动不动。
杨浩大吃一惊道:“黄跑跑躺在地上干什么?”
唐军沉痛道:“黄跑跑挂了……”
杨浩骇得差点一个趔趄摔倒在地,舌头也不由自主地打起了结:“黄、黄、黄怎么挂了?”
唐军叹息一声道:“唉,也是乐极生悲……其实今天他和麻子的表现都很好,倒是农民,实在是成事不足、败事有余得很农民先是懒人屎尿多,拉了半天的屎,打怪也没有参加,后来还滚了一身的屎,象个从粪坑里捞出来的人。我们好容易打跑了那些怪鸟,正想到前面来支援一下你们时,没想到那些怪鸟又转了回来,农民措手不及便被一只怪鸟给叼到了天上。后来我们总算将怪鸟打死,农民也从天上掉了下来——就在我们欢呼胜利的时候,农民的身体恰好砸到了黄跑跑的头上,将黄跑跑给当场砸死了”
杨浩目瞪口呆道:“黄跑跑刚刚变好了,就不幸陨命,这真是天妒英才”
“是啊,黄跑跑真是个短命货我也痛失了一个好朋友啊,呜啊啊……”李寿生忽然咧着嘴巴号啕大哭道。
杨浩则冷峻地看着农民道:“农民呀,黄跑跑死了,如今你可以堂而皇之地戴上他的帽子了”
农民的脸一阵青一阵白,忽然发泄般地捶胸顿足道:“我……我冤枉啊我今天是肚子不好,才拉了半天稀他们两个才是真的成事不足、败事有余我拉稀的时候,他们竟然在睡觉,根本就没有作任何的防备他们、他们……”
“好了,你在我们眼里本来是一个稳重的人,你今天的表现的确太次了,你要有悔改的决心”唐军也严肃地嗤喝道。
“好,我成事不足、败事有余,我今天坏人就做到底,我干脆打坏这畜生的脸,让他下辈子投胎也做个耸鬼”农民忽然从地上跃了起来,抓起枪托便要往黄跑跑的脸上砸去。
“别、别、别……”黄跑跑竟然吓得从地上一跃而起,一个滚翻跃出了两三米远。
农民的枪托则将黄跑跑刚才躺的地方砸了一个大洞,直砸得尘埃四起、岩屑乱溅。
杨浩一把抓住了农民的枪托,大喝道:“农民,你干什么?昏了头了?”
李寿生则骇得大叫道:“黄跑跑炸了尸了、黄跑跑炸了尸了”说完端起枪,瞄准黄跑跑就要开枪。
“别、别、别”黄跑跑猛扑过来,一把推开了李寿生的枪口,李寿生的一串子弹全部都打向了天空。
唐军则一把揪住黄跑跑道:“你到底是人是鬼?”
黄跑跑也大声咆哮道:“我当然是人啊你们难道连人和鬼都分不清了么?”
杨浩也终于将注意力转到了黄跑跑的身上,他仔细观察了黄跑跑一阵,点点头道:“嗯,黄跑跑确实是人不是鬼唐老鸭,刚才你给他验过尸没有?你凭什么断定他已经死了?”
唐军搔着花岗岩脑袋道:“我给他验了啊,他呼吸和心跳都没有了嘛,谁知道他怎么又活了呢?”
“好了,别废话了,我们赶快到斑毹上去吧”杨浩不耐烦地吆喝道。
回到了斑毹上后,唐金花不满道:“你们怎么搞的,要我们等这么久?”
杨浩道:“是出了一点小岔子。”当下把山峰后面发生的事情说了一遍,末了补充道:“我建议对农民要作一个警告处分,他实在太过分了,竟然用枪托砸黄跑跑”
唐金花道:“可司,我不得不批评你一下,农民有过错,但你们追究了原因吗?我看归根到底还是黄跑跑和李寿生的成事不足、败事有余造成的,而你和阿军则偏听偏信,你们两个都要作出深刻的检查”
众人都说道:“是啊,你们怎么可以就那样相信两个成事不足、败事有余的人说的话呢?”
黄跑跑道:“明明是农民拉屎误了事,怎么又扯到了我和麻子的身上?是不是我们头上的虱子好抓一些?”
唐金花一听便火了,当下大声斥责道:“农民拉屎去了的时候你们在干什么?你们尽到了你们的责任了吗?该承担什么责任就要承担什么责任,不要把什么都推给别人”
见唐金花动了真火,黄跑跑和李寿生终于低下了花岗岩脑袋。
这时唐军也冒出了一股无名之火,手指黄跑跑和李寿生二人道:“你们两个要深刻地反省一下,究竟谁是主犯,谁是协从?”
李寿生脱口而出道:“我一直都只是协从,主犯一直都是黄跑跑这个短命货”
黄跑跑大怒道:“李麻子,你怎么骂我是短命货?”
众人也都斥责道:“李麻子,你骂人不对啊,咱们特遣队可不许骂人”。.。
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