第一百六十五章 雪貂化人形 龙子掏腰包
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敖礼每抚一下刁浩灵的脑袋,刁浩灵就缩一下脑袋。刁浩灵一歪头:“师傅,这大个子是谁呀?”看来刁浩灵对敖礼抚他的脑袋很是感冒,他一转身就躲到了陆压的身后。敖礼看刁浩灵躲开了,他哈哈一笑:“哎呦---,怎么还害羞了。”敖礼一边说着,一边上前一步拍向刁浩灵的脑袋。
敖礼这一巴掌拍过去,可惹了祸了。刁浩灵本能的一蹲身,他这一下正拍到陆压的脑袋上,敖礼一边眯眼笑着一边做的,他也没看清,一巴掌拍在陆压脑袋上,还揉了两下。他手也揉完了,也觉出不对了,个头矮了。
敖礼一愣神,仔细一看,发现自己的手正放在一个又矮又胖的破老道头上,敖礼咽了口吐沫,把手缩了回来。这时候陆压眼睛都瞪圆了,一个纵身就蹦的跟敖礼一边儿高了,伸手在敖礼的脑门上就是一巴掌,啪-----,陆压一边咬牙一边说:“如今的小辈怎么都这么欠修理呀?”
陆压这一下还真使上劲了,敖礼被陆压一巴掌打得趴在了地上。可能用的劲太大了,脑袋把地面砸了个坑。刘清云赶紧把敖礼扶起来,这事也难怪陆压火大,这世界上有谁敢像摸小孩子一样摸陆压的脑袋呀?所以刘清云也没敢埋怨陆压。
刘清云扶起敖礼,敖礼脑门子都zǐ了。刘清云赶紧给他们做介绍:“大哥,这就是我与你提到过的两位老哥哥之一,陆压老哥哥。快跪下给老哥哥磕头。呵呵----,老哥哥,这是我新近结拜的大哥敖礼,您可别见怪,大哥他为人豪爽,并不是有意那样对老哥哥您的。”
刘清云一边说着,一边用脚踢了踢敖礼的腿肚子。敖礼现在腿肚子都转筋儿了,光想想自己拍陆压神君的脑袋,腿就发软。刘清云这一踢他,敖礼顺势就跪下了:“陆压神君,多--。多有得罪,晚,晚辈---。”
敖礼还想说,可刘清云在旁边就是一脚:“什么晚辈?这是老哥哥。说这么多没用的干什么?快给老哥哥磕头。”敖礼反应也快:“对对对,老哥哥在上,弟在这里给您磕头。”说完也不给陆压反映的时间,棒棒棒,给陆压磕了仨头。
敖礼给陆压磕完头一脸的赔笑:“老哥哥,都怪我太冒失了。您不会生我的气吧?您看我都已经给您磕头了,您就消消气吧?”陆压看了看敖礼,眯着眼有看了看刘清云。他叹了口气:“好了好了,别耍贫嘴了。你们俩一唱一和的,就把我圈里头得了。”
刘清云和敖礼一笑,刘清云一招手:“浩灵过来。大哥,你不在的这几天我收了一个弟子,就是他。他名叫刁浩灵,并不是我的弟弟,是我的弟子。他刚刚渡完化身劫,是照着我的样子化身成人的。浩灵,跪下叫师伯。你师伯可是有来历的,他是黑龙江龙王的儿子,名叫敖礼,可是龙太子哦-----。”刘清云最后拉着长音给敖礼和刁浩灵作介绍。
刁浩灵多坏呀?他一听刘清云的话就明白什么意思了?龙太子—大财主哇!既然是头一次拜见这位师伯,那就不能简单的放过他。刁浩灵来到敖礼的面前:“师伯在上,小侄给师伯磕头。”
敖礼哈哈一笑:“起来,起来。嗯---,化身成你师傅的样子虽说漂亮,可少了一份阳刚。唉!要是我早到一步就好了,照着我化身成人可就完美多了。”陆压嘴角都抽搐了:“现在的年轻人没有一个谦逊的。真是一群自恋的家伙。”
敖礼说完看了看跪在地上的刁浩灵:“你怎么还不起来呀?快起来。兄弟,你徒弟怎么还不起来呀?”陆压脸都青了:“这不明摆着吗?真是死脑筋,你是师伯耶!你师侄头一次跟你见面,你是不是应该表示表示啊?”
刁浩灵就在陆压说的时候,他低着脑袋,把手伸向了敖礼。敖礼眨着眼看了看刁浩灵,他挠了挠脑袋:“哦----,见面礼呀?这好办早说呀!”敖礼说着从百宝囊拿出了一条百宝镶成的腰带递给了刁浩灵。
刁浩灵看了看手里的腰带:“师伯,您可是龙太子?怎能用世俗界的这些东西糊弄头次见面的师侄呢?”
敖礼一瞪眼:“世俗界的东西?你这是什么眼光?这可是我以前用的兵器,平常要是不用的时候,他可以当做腰带缠在腰里的。”
刘清云一愣,他怎么看着都是一条腰带,虽说很华丽,可看不出什么特别的地方?他伸手接过刁浩灵手里的腰带,仔细的看了看。这条腰带的头是一个扁平的龙头,龙头制作得十分细致,连龙须和眼睑都雕出来了。带子的尾端是一条凤尾,凤尾非常尖利,整条腰带是用冰蚕丝夹杂着一种淡银色的金属丝编织成的。带子上镶嵌很多的宝石和宝珠,就连龙眼和凤尾也镶上了。
刘清云手托着这条华丽的腰带看了看:“大哥,你以前的兵器这特殊哇?这么好看的兵器,我还是头一次看到。不过很可惜,我不会用这兵器。既然你送你师侄这腰带了,那你就再操操心,把这兵器的招法一块儿教了吧?”敖礼一听,亏大了。宝贝送出去还不算,还得教武功。
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