第一百九十章 猴酒待二老 联手敲竹杠
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奎木狼把陆压和猪八戒让进洞府以香茗款待，奎木狼说什么也没想到？猪八戒挑了眼了。龙腾小说ltxsba.com他要求奎木狼把猴酒拿出来，这才是待客之道。这时候奎木狼才明白，这二人是来干什么？他们是冲着自己的猴酒来的。
奎木狼不由自主的就攥紧了右边的衣袖，因为猴酒就在右边的衣袖里。奎木狼心说：开什么玩笑？用猴酒招待你们？要是让你们尝到猴酒的味道，你们还不把猴酒给我喝光啊！
陆压和猪八戒看了看一脸警惕的奎木狼，陆压满脸赔笑：“奎木狼星君，你手里应该还有猴酒吧？”
奎木狼表情很是木纳：“你怎么这么问呐？到底是什么意思？”
陆压头：“没否认，就是有喽！奎木狼，你也太小气了吧？人家都说一路酒席带一路宾朋，难道我们俩对你来说都是只配用淡茶招待的朋友吗？”
奎木狼赶紧摇了摇头，随后又觉得不对。茶要是不行，那就得用猴酒了招待了。可自己又舍不得猴酒，他赶紧解释：“不不，不是。他不是，我这个是----，他，好吧。”奎木狼实在受不了陆压和猪八戒的眼光了，最后他拿出了稀释后的猴酒。
奎木狼怎么想的？他一看猪八戒和陆压今天是不肯放过他了，他一想，那自己就用稀释的猴酒把他们糊弄过去算了。
奎木狼为了平时解馋，他稀释了好几坛猴酒，这时候他从袖子里掏出了一坛稀释的猴酒，挥手又拿出了三个玉酒盏。奎木狼一巴掌拍开泥封，亲自斟了三杯，奎木狼把其中的两杯猴酒端到陆压和猪八戒的面前，自己端起最后一杯：“二位，这就是猴酒。既然二位也喜欢杯中之物，那我今天就大出血，用猴酒款待二位。”
猪八戒和陆压端起玉盏现在鼻子底下闻了闻，两人一仰脖把酒喝了。奎木狼看他们喝了，他也配了一杯。可奎木狼喝碗放下酒杯之后，一看陆压和猪八戒面沉似水。奎木狼心里就一翻个儿。
就见陆压把手中的酒杯往石桌上一蹲：“星君，你不愿意用猴酒招待我们就直说嘛！用得着拿这兑了水的猴酒敷衍我们吗？”
猪八戒瞥了一眼奎木狼：“唉！奎木狼咱也算是老相识了，真没想到，你会用兑水的猴酒招待我。唉！真是太让我难过了。”
奎木狼嘴角都哆嗦了，随即他又笑了一笑：“二位误会了，这猴酒可不是普通的猴酒，我们只是为了享受喝酒的过程，要是喝醇猴酒的话？恐怕我们现在就不是在这喝酒了，而是在这修炼了。所以我才用这样的猴酒招待二位的。”
陆压和猪八戒都知道这猴酒的功效，他们一听当时就一阵无语，奎木狼说的还真没挑。二人一看这话题从这角度入不进去了，那就改变一下吧？今儿说什么也得把猴酒弄到手。
两人对看了一眼，陆压咳嗽一声：“咳咳---，奎木狼，你最近看起来挺清闲的吗？照这样看来，根本没费什么力气就又回了天庭了吗？”
奎木狼看看陆压：“神君，你这话是在损我呢？还是在嫉妒我呢？我怎么听着这么别扭呢？”
陆压白他一眼：“嫉妒，当然是嫉妒了。你在这每天就看着这几个都天葫芦，固定的事，也就是定时修炼罢了。闲着的时候，喝儿猴酒。你倒是清闲了，我们哥儿俩可为了影魅的事，替你跑前跑后的没少溜达。”
奎木狼后背一阵发冷，心说：来了。本来以为用稀释的猴酒，已经糊弄过去了，看来他们还是不想放过自己呀？
奎木狼又倒了三杯猴酒，他端起一杯喝了口：“神君这样说话就不对了，你们说为了我跑前跑后者正确吗？刘清云放走了影魅，由他抓回来，这是天经地义。我看在二位的面子上，没有上报天庭，给了他四年时间把影魅抓回来。刘清云是你们的兄弟，二位帮他抓影魅，这又于我何干呐？”
猪八戒在一边直咂嘴：“啧啧啧---，哎呀！星君说的好牵强啊！你说的没错，影魅是我兄弟放跑的。可这与你有直接的关系，要不是你擅离职守，能发生这样的事情吗？再说了，天庭要是怪罪下来，你可是担主要的责任呐！我兄弟是无意间放走的影魅，这属于无心之失。玉皇大帝就算是看在我们哥儿俩的面子上，也不会重罚我兄弟。”
这时候陆压把话又接过来了：“我兄弟既然不会受到重罚，担的责任又少？那他为什么要独自去捉拿影魅呀？这根本就是白干活吗？这白使唤傻小子的事，奎木狼你还真做得出来。”
奎木狼眉头微皱：“神君，这话你可说的不对了，我对那小子也不薄哇？没错，我没上报天庭，也是为了自保。但我也没白使唤人呐？我可是把舍利净心咒传给了他？”
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