第一百九十九章 棒抽雪精灵 净坛治伤症
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刘清云，猪八戒还有敖礼嘴角抽搐了几下，三人忍不住全笑了出来。敖礼手指着刁浩灵和侯刚烈：“哈哈哈---，这打招呼的方式还真是够特别的。怎么样？浩灵，刚烈这种打招呼方式是不是印象深刻呀？”
刁浩灵嘴角抽搐：“师伯，现在您还说风凉话呀！我的两条腿都不听使唤了，这样一来我还怎么和你们去花果山啊？师傅，你们还是先把我的伤治好吧！”
猪八戒摇了摇头，伸手从袖子拿出个小葫芦，他想四周看了看：“刚烈，把你师兄搀到那块石头上趴下。我先给他治一下伤。”
侯刚烈扶着刁浩灵走到一块大石台上，让叼浩灵趴在上面，刘清云他们走到刁浩灵跟前，伸手把刁浩灵的腰带解开，把中衣和裤子扒下来。大伙往刁浩灵屁股上一看，就见一条zǐ朎子横在刁浩灵的屁股上。
猪八戒看了看，对侯刚烈一笑：“这一下还真用上劲儿了，这样不行。得把淤血放出来才可以。浩灵你忍着儿啊？”猪八戒说着从袖子里摸出了一把小刀，就开始给刁浩灵动手术。
刁浩灵手都哆嗦了：“师师，师伯。不用吧？你可是菩萨呀？这儿小伤还要动刀吗？啊啊----，师伯你轻儿。哎呦---，好歹了麻穴再动手哇！哎呦---，疼啊！”
刘清云看着疼的乱叫的刁浩灵有儿心疼了：“老哥哥，还是先给浩灵了麻穴吧？这样也太疼了吧？”
猪八戒看了看刘清云：“我要的就是看他疼不疼？这样才能看出有没有伤到筋呐？我也好能掌握药量啊！臭小子，叫什么叫？这疼痛都忍不住，要知道人家关老爷可是刮骨疗伤呢？你这儿疼痛算什么呀？”刁浩灵一听，心话：你说的倒是轻巧，肉又没长到你的身上。挨刀受苦的又不是你。
可猪八戒说完之后，刁浩灵果然不叫了。眼睛瞪得比豆包还大，牙关紧咬，一声不吭。猪八戒费了有一袋烟的功夫，才把伤口的淤血放净了。
猪八戒从袖子里又拿出了一枝玉盏，他把葫芦塞打开，从里面倒出了两颗朱红色的丹药，把一颗给刁浩灵吃了，把另一颗丹药放进玉盏，猪八戒从刘清云哪里要了一瓶稀释的猴酒，他往玉盏里倒了半杯猴酒把丹药化开，之后把剩下的猴酒揣进了袖子里。
猪八戒把刁浩灵的裤子往两边拨了拨，把屁股上的伤口全漏出来。猪八戒一口把猴酒含在了嘴里，对准刁浩灵的伤口噗----，随后他嘴里念念有词，冷不丁一巴掌拍在刁浩灵的屁股上。啪-----。
刁浩灵一声大叫：“啊------。”这一嗓子把众人震得耳朵嗡嗡直响。刁浩灵一下子从大石台上就蹦下来了：“师伯，你干什么呀？你明知道我屁股受伤了，怎么还用这么大力呀？唉唉----，不疼了。”
猪八戒看了看拎着裤子的刁浩灵：“怎么样？师伯我这两下子还行吧？走两步看看？有没有不对劲儿的地方？”
刁浩灵听了，拎着裤子在原地来回走了几步：“师伯，行啊！不疼了。感觉和原来一样，就像刚才没受伤似的。”可不是吗？刁浩灵屁股上的伤，不但不疼了，连疤痕都没有。
猪八戒一撇嘴：“那还用说，什么叫神仙一把抓？还有比这在有说服力的吗？可别忘了，师伯我再怎么说也是菩萨？这儿小伤还是难不住我的。”
刘清云看刁浩灵好了，他了头：“这回行了吧？那咱们也该出发了。”刘清云说着一招手叫过侯刚烈：“刚烈，你过来。为师要出去一趟，你现在还没化身成人，要是带你出去多有不便，这样吧！你就在此看守洞府吧！我不在的这些日子，这里就交给你了。洞府里有各种书籍，除了修炼，闲暇的时候就多看些书吧？”刘清云说完双手打法诀，一指在他的眉心，把各种文字的只是打进了他的脑海。
侯刚烈闭目接受了刘清云的法诀，随后他睁开眼问刘清云：“师傅，您这一出去，什么时候能回来呀？时间可别太长啊！”
刘清云摇了摇头：“这就说不准了，不过我们炼气之士，最不缺的就是时间。闭关百年也是家常便饭，你就在这里好好修炼吧？只要你能化身成人，以后就可以和我一起出门了。只要你每天不拉的修炼我传给你的法诀，用不了多久就会度化形劫的。”刘清云这么说也是有根据的，侯刚烈长期以来饮用猴酒，基础打得很结实。所以他化身成人不会用多长时间的。
刁浩灵走过来，这时候他已经把裤子穿好了。刁浩灵一拍侯刚烈的肩膀：“师弟呀！你也别泄气，谁叫你的真身这么大呀？要是和我的真身一样，也就不用在这看守洞府了。你就努力修炼吧？化身成人的一天，总会到来的。”
敖礼一曲鼻子：“小子，你这说的是什么话呀？你这是鼓励他呀？还是在气着他呀？刚烈好好修炼吧？争取下次和我们一块儿出去走走。”侯刚烈有儿沮丧的头。
刘清云微微头：“好了，就这样了。刚烈你就在此看守洞府勤加修炼吧？老哥哥，大哥我们出发吧？”刘清云说完众人脚下云光闪烁就升到了空中，才要三拜花果山。
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