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刘清云一拜花果山,结果孙悟空不在家。更多小说ltxsba.com听马猴将军说,是去了三十三层天,到太乙求苦天尊那里去赴会了。刘清云等人是白来一趟。孙悟空不在家,众人总不能在这等着呀!你知道他什么时候回来呀?天上一日地上一年,何况是三十三层天哪!没办法,乘兴而来败兴而归。

马猴将军一看他们走了,看着猪八戒带着刘清云等人驾起了云光,一直消失在天际,他这才松了口气。赶紧回身,去了花果山的后山。这花果山的后山风景如画,也不像前山那样热闹,相比要比较静。

马猴将军到了一座山洞前,两手垂立,没敢进洞。在洞门前弯腰施礼:“爷爷,二老爷回去了。和他一起来的那些位也都走了,您可以出来了。”

这时候就见洞门一开,孙悟空从里面走了出来。孙悟空看了看马猴将军:“唉---,这个猪头,就知道给我找麻烦。有事没事就给我找事干。他们都走了吗?有没有说什么事情?”

马猴将军头:“是的,都走了。二老爷看起来有沮丧,那个叫刘清云的,好像是这次来拜访你的人,他临走的时候,还给您留下了一坛酒。”

孙悟空一瞪眼:“你说什么?留下一坛酒?你好大的胆子。我怎么跟你说的?他们不管带来什么?都不可以收。天下有白吃的午餐吗?所谓拿人手短,吃人嘴短。收了人家的东西,那就得给人办事。谁叫你私自收下了?”

马猴将军可吓得不轻:“啊---,我我。爷爷息怒,爷爷息怒。我寻思着就是一坛酒罢了!这也不是什么珍贵的东西?我着急把他们送出去,就没硬往外推辞,所以刘清云就把那坛酒放到桌案上了。”

孙悟空一甩袖子:“算了算了,唉---,既然已经收了,那就收了吧。不过这酒可不许动,以后再还给那刘清云。行了,我们回去吧!”孙悟空说完领着马猴将军回了前山。

那说这是怎么回事?马猴将军不是说孙悟空去赴会了吗?他怎么从后山冒出来了。其实猪八戒和刘清云被骗了。孙悟空根本就没离开花果山。

猪八戒和刘清云一来到花果山,孙悟空就知道了。他一时的好奇,不知道猪八戒怎么会带着人来到自己这里?孙悟空就掐算了一卦。孙悟空掐算完之后,心里老大的不痛快。心里埋怨猪八戒。

孙悟空心说:师弟呀师弟,你也太会给我找事了。让我给这小子去要人参果。人参果是什么东西?你不是不知道。一万年才结三十颗,比王母娘娘的九千年蟠桃还要少。你倒下的来脸,把我给推上来了。人参果可是镇元子大哥的镇山之宝,你叫我怎么张这嘴?就为了一个初次见面的小辈,你叫我去舍这脸呐!你别做梦了。

孙悟空心里打定了主意,说什么也不帮这忙?可怎么回绝呢?有道是人怕见面树怕扒皮,猪八戒等人要是跟自己见面的话?提出这要求。自己能回绝吗?孙悟空可知道,猪八戒要是撅起来,他是一条道儿跑到黑。你要是不答应他,他敢把这的门槛子踩断喽!非磨得你答应不可。

孙悟空一想,干脆我就给你来个避而不见。孙悟空正想着呢?报事的小猴子来送信儿了。他赶紧把一边的马猴将军叫过来了,告诉他,一会儿我到后山去躲躲,你呢?就在前边儿对付他们。尽快的把猪八戒等人送出花果山。

马猴将军一听当时没明白:“爷爷,二老爷可有日子没来了,好不容易来一次,你怎么不见呐?”

孙悟空一摆手:“这事你就别问了。要是他自己来的话?那没的说。可他这次不是一个人来的,带来个麻烦。所以我得躲躲。”

马猴将军一龇牙:“这-----,二老爷要是问起来您去哪了?我可怎么答对呀?您也知道二老爷有时候很执着的,我这要是一个应对不当?二老爷还不跟我翻脸呐!”

孙悟空一瞪眼:“你哪那么多的估计?好了好了,嗯---,他要是问起我去哪了?你就说我去三十三层天找太乙天尊喝茶去了。对了,有一你要记住。对方要是带着礼物什么的?你千万别收。知道了吗?”

马猴将军了头:“爷爷,这事合适吗?我总觉得不合适。您说人家慕名来拜谒您,您却躲到后山不露面,这是不是---。”马猴将军还想说。孙悟空脸就沉下来了。马猴将军当时就不敢说了。

孙悟空瞪着马猴将军:“我发现你现在管的事越来越多了,如今都管到我身上来了。做好你分内的事就行了,你只要把他们送出花果山就可以了。其余的事你少管。”马猴将军一缩脖子,赶紧说是。孙悟空说完,他起身出了水帘洞,去了后山。

马猴将军看孙悟空走了,他就一皱眉:“干的这叫什么事啊?唉----,二老爷,好容易算来一次,却这么打发回去。嗯---,可话又说回来,怎么能把二老爷他们早早送出花果山呢?光靠撒谎说爷爷不在家可不行啊!嗯----,对,先把二老爷的火儿斗上来,他只要一生气,这事就好办了。先不去迎接他,先蹲他一会儿。”

这马猴将军还真够损的,他没有去迎接猪八戒,而是蹲了猪八戒和刘清云一个半时辰。他要的就是猪八戒生气,猪八戒一生气,那就容易把他打发回去。果然不出马猴将军的预料,猪八戒在花果山的山门口等了一个半时辰,最后沉不住气了,带着刘清云等人气呼呼地闯进了花果山。整个事情,就是这么回事。

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