第二百零三章 采药花果山 马猴无对策
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马猴将军觉得腿都软了，他再也忍不住了：“都给我住手，你们知不知道现在在干什么？”马猴将军说的时候，手都哆嗦了。
众人一听就都停下手了，全都看向马猴将军。猪八戒眨了眨眼：“你喊什么？喊什么呀？你把我兄弟他们都吓着怎么办呐？你给他们招魂儿啊！”
马猴将军看到猪八戒就气短：“二老爷，您这是干什么呀？你们把爷爷好不容易收集来的这些奇花异草都采了的话？爷爷回来，我怎么说呀？他老人家还不扒了我的皮呀？您心疼我这晚辈，手下留情好不好哇？您几位在花果山做客，我们欢迎。可您也不能这么做呀？你看看，您几位把这儿都弄成什么样子了？爷爷要是回来，能完得了吗？二老爷，趁现在爷爷还没回来，您带您的几位朋友快走吧。我也赶紧收拾收拾，省的爷爷回来找您的麻烦。”
猪八戒看了看马猴将军：“怎么的？你这是在撵我们吗？我告诉你，你们爷爷回来也不会有事的。为什么呀？我们采这些东西都是为了他呀！你应该看过我兄弟留下的那坛酒了吧？我们都是为了酿制那样的酒，才收集这些奇花异草的。”
马猴将军愣住了：“酿制酒？就为了酿制酒，你们就把这些仙果和奇花异草都糟蹋了？您知道这些花草有多珍贵吗？”
猪八戒看了看他：“少见多怪了不是，看来你是没有看那坛酒哇！兄弟你过来，给他开开眼，让他长长见识。”
刘清云答应一声走过来，从百宝囊拿出了一瓶猴酒，把瓶塞打开。当时一股浓郁的酒香直扑马猴将军的面门，马猴将军都傻了。他看了看瓶口莹绿的氤氲之气，嘴角的哈喇子都流出来了。马猴将军看了看刘清云：“这这，这是猴酒哇！可，可这猴酒怎么这么香啊？我花果山也生产猴酒，可跟这猴酒比起来，差的太远了。”
猪八戒拍了拍马猴将军的肩膀：“怎么样？这酒就算是拿到天界，这也是珍品呐！我们采这些奇花异草，就是为了酿制这样的猴酒。”
马猴将军看了看：“不对呀？这猴酒的确比我们花果山的猴酒胜强数倍，可这是猴酒哇？你们又不是我们的同类，哪会酿什么猴酒哇？二老爷您就别胡闹了。赶紧回您的道场吧！”
刘清云一笑：“马猴将军，您说的不错，我们的确和你们不是同类。可我有一位弟子，他叫侯刚烈，我这猴酒就是他酿制的。可这猴酒所需的材料都太珍贵了，看见花果山这漫山遍野的奇花异草，我就想到了这猴酒的材料。”
马猴将军很不痛快：“这猴酒的材料珍不珍贵？跟我没有关系。你们怎么可以在我花果山胡闹呢？把这些奇花异草采摘了这么多，爷爷回来我有法儿交代吗？”
猪八戒一摆手：“唉唉唉，怎么回事？冲我兄弟来了。有什么话？你冲我说。这些都是我让采的。你跟他叫什么劲呐？”
马猴将军一咧嘴：“二老爷，不是我较真儿。爷爷从三界把这些奇花异草弄来可不容易，平常跟宝贝儿似的看护着。您说，他要是看要眼前的情景会怎样？我想都不敢想啊！”
猪八戒哼了一声：“哼---，有什么不敢想的？不就是些花儿草儿的吗？有什么了不得的。这些东西能吃吗？看完了也就过时了。还不如把它们都酿成猴酒来的实在。你敢说你们爷爷不喜欢喝这猴酒？”
马猴将军苦笑不已，心说：你也就知道个吃，要不然也不可能成为净坛使者菩萨。他想是这么想的，可不敢这么说。
马猴将军叹了口气：“二老爷，您说的不错。这些花草开过了，也就过时了。我们爷爷也好喝两口，的确禁不住这样的猴酒诱惑。可------。”
马猴将军还想说，就被猪八戒打断了：“你看看，我就说吧。猴哥也肯定会喜欢这猴酒的，所以我才把这些奇花异草都采了去酿酒吗？你放心，到时候我们指定会多分他一些的，不会让他白出了这么多的原材料。大伙儿都看着干嘛呀？赶紧动手哇！唉唉---，那仙鹤嘴里叼的什么呀？赶紧抢回来。”
马猴将军这时候手脚都麻了，眼睁睁的看着一朵朵奇花异草被拔起来。而且还看见刁浩灵正满山这追着一只仙鹤跑，那仙鹤的嘴里正叼着一朵三色的奇花，离得太远，马猴将军再加上激动，眼也花了，他也看不清是什么奇花异草？
马猴将军赶紧吩咐一边的小猴子：“你们还愣着干什么呀？赶紧给我拦住他们。要不然爷爷来了，咱们都没好果子吃。”这满山的小猴子可就折腾开了，三五成群的阻止众人采摘花果山的奇花异草。
这时候刁浩灵跑到了猪八戒的身边：“师伯，师伯。我刚才口渴，喝了一口瀑布那边的水。嗬---，这水真是太甘甜了。正是酿酒用的上品呐！师伯你可不可以弄个神通，把这瀑布的泉眼搬到我们哪去呀？那样取水就方便多了。”
马猴将军一听当时就坐地上了，水帘洞，水帘洞。这瀑布就是水帘呐！瀑布的泉眼要是没了，这水帘洞还有水帘吗？没有水帘，这还能叫水帘洞。马猴将军头皮都麻了，心说：爷爷，您快来吧。我不玩儿了。
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