第二百零四章 无奈出后山 初见神猿面
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孙悟空说什么都没想到猪八戒会来这一手儿,跟自己撞脑袋。他也是生着气往前进,猪八戒拱的也快,孙悟空个儿矮,猪八戒身高过丈,他这一脑袋正拱到孙悟空上嘴唇上。孙悟空也倒霉,脚底下有个小石头子。他脚下一滑,上身不稳,嗖---,扑通。来了个腚蹲。
哎呦---,这一下可坏了。孙悟空觉得这脸丢大了,就凭他的身份,这么着来个跟头?太丢人了。孙悟空一个跟头从地上蹦起来:“猪头---,你今儿完了。”孙悟空说着二次把手伸上了猪八戒。
猪八戒看孙悟空被自己拱了个跟头,他当时就愣在那了。以孙悟空的身手,能让自己撂个跟头,这想都不敢想啊!可偏偏这样的事情就发生了。猪八戒都傻到哪了。
就在猪八戒发愣的时候,孙悟空一把抓住了他的大耳朵。他单手一使劲儿,就给转了三圈儿。
把猪八戒给疼的连叫带蹦:“唉唉呦---,撒手,撒手。耳朵掉了。哎呦--,你手重轻着儿。”
这时候刘清云一看赶紧过来了,刘清云在孙悟空那一声大喊的时候,他们就停下了采摘奇花异草。全都看向了孙悟空。
刘清云他是第二次看到孙悟空,第一次是在四圣祠,那时候他看见的是孙悟空的神像,不是真人儿。现在看见了,刘清云一打量孙悟空。他了头,神像和真人还是有区别的。
孙悟空身高不足五尺,长的是骨瘦如柴。那手伸出来就和那老郭爪子似的,身穿乳黄色的僧衣,外披九龙盘绕的棋子布毗卢挂,脚下是胖袜云履。脖项下挂着一百单八颗菩提子,这时候左手捻着三十六颗菩提子串成的素珠。
往他脸上看,稍微有儿扥儿头,肉杠子眉毛,窝扣眼。白眼仁是红的,两只金眼珠儿。小趴鼻子,一字嘴,两颗獠牙龇出唇外。两腮深陷,满脸淡金色发黄的绒毛,只有在围着鼻子一拳的地方没有绒毛。两只大扇风耳,光头没戴帽子,头发披在脑后,月牙金箍勒头。他这金箍可不是一念咒就勒紧的那金箍,只是普通僧人带的那种。眉心还有一鹤朱红。
刘清云头,孙悟空的真身要比那神像灵动的多,相貌没有多大不同,只是穿着打扮和神像不一样,神像是一幅行者的打扮,而现在的孙悟空的打扮要比行者那身行头要威严得多。
刘清云看孙悟空抓住猪八戒不放,他赶紧走到孙悟空的近前,刘清云不敢怠慢:“您就是斗战胜佛孙悟空吗?晚辈刘清云给您施礼了。”刘清云说着撩衣跪倒给孙悟空磕头。孙悟空那还了得,人家那份儿在那摆着呢?那能耐可不是吹出来的,试问三界,有几个不服的?这时候敖礼和刁浩灵也过来了,跟刘清云一样,跪下给孙悟空施大礼。
孙悟空一看,把抓着猪八戒的手松开了。这时候要是再抓着猪八戒不放就不像了。管怎么说?刘清云三人以晚辈之礼拜见自己,这时候得摆出适当的威严。抓着猪八戒耳朵这成什么了?
孙悟空沉着脸一掸袖子,周围青光一闪,一朵莲花出现,孙悟空坐在莲花上看了看跪在面前的刘清云三人。他能有三分钟没说话。他不说话,刘清云三人也不敢动弹。连猪八戒都杵在哪了!孙悟空生气,连猪八戒都没座儿,在一边儿站着。马猴将军带着一群小猴子在后边连大气都不敢出。
孙悟空深吸了一口气:“刘清云,你好大的胆。竟敢到我的道场胡闹,你既然是来求我给你办事的,有你这么干的吗?”
刘清云咽了口吐沫,要说他不害怕,那是吹牛。这是什么主儿哇?玉帝见到都怵头。你知道他能干出儿什么事来呀?虽说旁边有猪八戒,可还是紧张。刘清云尴尬的头:“是是是,晚辈无礼,还请胜佛赎罪。”
孙悟空一瞪眼:“赎罪?你怎么赎罪?你知道我这些奇花异草,弄回来有多不容易吗?赎罪?赎罪两个字就完了吗?你怎么赔我?你拿什么赔?”
猪八戒在一边忍不住了:“唉唉--,猴子,你这么说就不对了。有道是前有因后有果,你入佛门不是一两天了,这因果你应该清楚。我们到这儿来拜见你,你明明在家,为什么避而不见?就因为你不见,所以我们才出了这么一手儿。”
孙悟空把炮口又对准了猪八戒:“哎呀--,夯货。你个猪头。我还没找你麻烦,你倒蹬鼻子上脸,自己找上来了。把我的道场弄得鸡飞狗跳,把奇花异草给我糟蹋了这么多,你还占理了?”
猪八戒一掸袖子:“什么占理不占理?这事本来就是你做的不对。咱们老兄老弟的这么多年了?你到倒好,把我蹲到山门前一个半时辰,有你这么干的吗?还还还,还什么到三十三层天喝茶去了?你怎么不说到zǐ霄宫喝茶去了?”
孙悟空一阵的语塞,这事的确是自己做得不对。可自己的奇花异草也不能因此就遭了殃啊!孙悟空一指四周:“就因为这个,你就带人把我的花果山弄成这样?猪头,这事我们先不说,咱先说说,我这些奇花异草吧?你们打算怎么赔呀?这要是不给我个说法?什么帮忙的事?免谈。”
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