第二百零五章 猴酒平怒气 打赌三月间
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刘清云上前两步:“胜佛,您说只要把这些奇花异草恢复如初,您就帮忙是吗?”
孙悟空看了看刘清云,他微笑着了头。孙悟空怎么想的?这些奇花异草,不说都是仙根也差不多少?刘清云他们把这些奇花异草都采了下来,想要把这么多的奇花异草恢复如初?在他看来,根本不可能。
孙悟空之所以这么干?就是不想给刘清云帮忙。那人参果是镇元子的镇山之宝,哪那么容易就能得到。得到了,还行。要是得不到呢?镇元子要是不给呢?自己这脸岂不丢大了。
刘清云一看,这没法了。孙悟空把话咬得死死的,不把这些奇花异草恢复如初,看来这事是没的说了。
刘清云看了看猪八戒,又看了看敖礼。他一咬牙:“好---,胜佛既然这样说了,那我们就一言为定,我要是把花果山的奇花异草恢复如初,胜佛你真的出山帮忙吗?”
孙悟空一笑:“当然了,不过我有一个要求。这事只能你独自完成,别人不能帮忙。我给你三天的时间,要是三天之内你不能完成的话,你们就给我在花果山打理这些奇花异草一百年,作为你们在我花果山胡闹的惩罚。”
猪八戒一听可急了,这猴子是在为难人呐!他心里明白,孙悟空为什么要让刘清云独自做这些事?因为孙悟空怕猪八戒去请观世音菩萨,观世音菩萨净瓶里的杨枝甘露,那可是连人参果树都能复活。要是菩萨来了,他岂不没戏唱了,必须跟着到五庄观讨要人参果。
猪八戒就要拦着,可还没等他说话呢?刘清云一砸拳:“好---,胜佛。那咱们就这么说定了。我把花果山的奇花异草恢复如初,您出山帮我的忙。我要是做不到,给您打理花果山的奇花异草一百年。咱们空口无凭,击掌为誓。”刘清云说着把右掌伸了出来。
孙悟空哈哈一笑:“好---,年轻人有闯劲儿。就冲这一,我赞成你。来来来,咱们击掌为誓。”孙悟空也伸右手,啪啪啪,两人击了掌了。
猪八戒在一边儿急得直跺脚,心说:我的傻兄弟呀!你这是怎么了?是不是疯了?独自完成这事?这根本就是一个完不成的任务啊!奇花异草不能恢复如初?咱可以想别的办法请猴子出山啊!你和他打这赌干什么呀?到时候你真办不到的话?难道你真的在花果山打理奇花异草一百年?你有那么多的时间吗?哎呀呀---,这可遭了。
猪八戒看事已成了定局,两人已经击掌为誓了,这时已经没有转换的余地了。不过猪八戒也不想就这么放过孙悟空。
猪八戒走到孙悟空的近前:“唉--,猴子。你也太不够意思了,有你这么干事的吗?我不说了吗?这些奇花异草,是我让我兄弟他们采的。有什么你冲我来?干什么为难我兄弟呀?”
孙悟空冲他一笑:“我错了嘛?你为什么来花果山?还不是为了他吗?我的奇花异草为什么遭殃?不也是因为他吗?这叫什么?这叫因果。一切的起因都是因为他,那这果,就得由他承受。”
猪八戒一摆手:“嘚嘚嘚了,我不想跟你谈什么因果?既然你们打了赌了,那这事就成了定局了。我只是说,在时间上能不能通融儿。你想想,当年你为了医活人参果树,费了多长时间?镇元子大仙,也是给了你三天,但你用的时间远远的超过了三天。以你的手段都超过了三天,是不是也多给我兄弟几天时间呐?”
孙悟空低头想了想,还真如猪八戒所说,当初为了找海外仙方医治人参果树,自己的确跑了不少地方?也费了不少的时间?给刘清云三天时间的确有紧,他了头:“好---,那我就宽裕几天,十天怎么样?够了吧!”
猪八戒哼了一声:“哼--,瞧你费得这劲。使了这么大劲就给了十天时间呐?我兄弟可给了你不是一瓶猴酒,你那水帘洞里还有一坛呢?就冲那坛酒也值一年时间。”
孙悟空一听眼睛瞪多大:“什么?一年?一年你们采下来的这些奇花异草还有吗?到时候恐怕连尸首都没了。时间也太长了吧?三个月。时间不能再长了。”
猪八戒想了想,心说:仨月就仨月吧?管怎么地?我已经给我兄弟争取时间了。三个月时间应该够用了。唉!看来我也不能闲着,我给我兄弟去跑跑,看有没有什么办法?三个月?嗯---,希望能有办法吧。
猪八戒看了看刘清云:“兄弟,三个月时间够用吗?你可别逞强,有什么就说出来。这事就算是完不成,咱也不丢人。当初猴子还用了十几天呢?”
刘清云心里暗暗感激猪八戒,他对猪八戒一笑:“老哥哥,三月时间我想已经够了。不用再加时间了。”
孙悟空笑着头:“好,就这么定了。三个月时间,三个月以内,只要你能让花果山的奇花异草恢复如初,我就出山帮你的忙。但你不要忘记了,这事只能你独自完成,不能代劳他人,更不能用别人的法宝。好了,三月时间?今天不算,从明天开始计时。”
刘清云头:“嗯---,好,我们一言为定。我一定会把这些奇花异草恢复如初的,那么胜佛,晚辈就此告辞了。我们过些日子再见。”
孙悟空下了莲花一伸手:“但愿如你所说,那我就不送了。马猴将军,你代我把他们送出花果山。”孙悟空说完一转身消失不见。
刘清云看了看水帘洞的方向,他深吸一口气:“老哥哥,大哥,浩灵。咱们走吧,等我们回来的时候,也就是斗战胜佛出山之时。”
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