第二百一十七章 相互通名姓 舍宝找说辞
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镇元子把众人让到座位上，命清风明月把自己的玉泉寒林茶拿了上来，众人一喝是赞不绝口。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com孙悟空低头看了看，张嘴就管镇元子要二斤。
镇元子差儿呛着，他这玉泉寒林茶要一千两百年才摘一次，一次只采不到三斤的分量，前些日子他又送出去了一半，孙悟空张嘴就要两斤，他上哪去弄两斤这极品仙茶去呀！
镇元子一听孙悟空要两斤，气得他笑了。没办法，最后许诺他走的时候送他两斤，孙悟空这才作罢。
镇元子把茶杯放下对着孙悟空一笑：“贤弟，你可有日子没到我这里来了。今天过来还带着这么一帮人来，指定是有事吧？这些人都是谁呀？你是不是先给愚兄介绍介绍哇！”
孙悟空看了看放下茶杯的众人，他一笑：“呵呵呵，老哥不说我都忘了。这位我就不介绍了，老哥和他也是老熟人了。”孙悟空指的是猪八戒。镇元子一笑，这是不用介绍。
孙悟空回头又指向了刘清云：“这个漂亮小伙，我想老哥你刚才推算的时候已经知道了他的来历，他叫刘清云，是这次来万寿山的主角。”刘清云下了蒲团撩衣跪倒就给镇元子磕头，镇元子赶紧把刘清云扶了起来。镇元子认为刘清云把天地牌位给拜掉了，所以不敢受刘清云的大礼。
孙悟空介绍完刘清云又转向了敖礼：“这位不但长得漂亮，而且身高体壮的小伙儿，他叫敖礼。敖礼是黑龙江龙王敖碧轩的儿子。”敖礼照样给镇元子磕头，镇元子捻髯微微一笑，说了两句客套话。
孙悟空说完这些，把眼光就盯到了刁浩灵的身上，他盯着刁浩灵能有五秒钟没说话。看的刁浩灵屁股底下跟长了疖似的，坐在那来回直扭屁股。孙悟空嘴角挑起一个笑容：“哼哼---，至于这小子吗？他是刘清云的徒弟，名字叫刁浩灵。老哥你瞧这小子长得多滑溜哇！可这小子是一肚子的坏水。”
刁浩灵听完一卜楞脑袋，心说：介绍别人的时候，都好好的，怎么到我这就变味了？什么叫长得滑溜，一肚子坏水啊？刘清云他们听了忍不住一阵的苦笑，刁浩灵却把嘴撅得老高。
孙悟空看了看刁浩灵：“怎么？我这么说你有错吗？要不是你出的馊主意，我花果山上的奇花异草能糟蹋成那样吗？你还不乐意了，我还没找你算账呢？”
感情孙悟空已经知道是刁浩灵给出的主意了。刁浩灵一听尴尬的挠了挠脑袋，他嘴也不撅着了。冲孙悟空干笑了几声。回身给镇元子施大礼。镇元子大袖轻展托起刁浩灵。
孙悟空介绍完众人，镇元子端起茶杯喝了口茶。他先挑眉看了看众人。手里转动茶杯问孙悟空：“悟空，你刚才说什么呀？什么奇花异草糟蹋了。能不能说给我听听啊？”镇元大仙好奇心还挺重。
猪八戒这时候来了兴趣了，他一笑：“镇元大仙，还是我跟你说吧！这事我猴哥绝对下不来脸细讲。他是这么回事？我们为了把这猴子搬出来，可费老了事了。”猪八戒就把请孙悟空的事前后讲了一遍。
镇元子听完之后愣了也有三分钟，整整三分钟不说一句话，整个人就跟个泥胎似的，手拿着茶杯一动不动。过了一会儿镇元子反应过来了他是捧腹大笑：“哈哈哈-----，真没想到悟空你也有和我同样境遇的一天，那句话怎么说来着？哦哦哦，真是三十年河东，三十年河西呀！哈哈哈---。”
孙悟空幸亏脸上都是毛，所以他的脸看不出怎么红来，可是明显的没毛的鼻子尖儿已经变了颜色了。孙悟空看着捧腹大笑的镇元子，等镇元子笑够了，他这才说：“老哥，您笑够了没？没的话，我在等您一会儿。”
镇元子深吸了口气，冲孙悟空比了一下手势，那意思有话你说吧！孙悟空也没拐弯儿：“老哥，刚才我说了。这次来五庄观的主角是刘清云，我们这才来没别的目的，就是想要你一枚人参果呀！不知老哥你是给呀，还是给呀？”孙悟空说完眼睛紧盯着镇元子，那意思，你给也得给，不给也得给。不然我没法下台。
镇元子一听：“兄弟，你刚才的话什么意思呀？你是不是说，我给也得给，不给也得给呀？是这意思吗？”
孙悟空吧嗒吧嗒嘴：“呵呵---，老哥耶。兄弟我这也是没办法呀！本来这事我不想管，我也知道老哥你的人参果的珍贵。可这有什么办法呀？我不是叫人拿住了吗？您说，我已经在人家面前大包大揽，我能不给使劲吗？”
镇元子捋了捋胡子：“呵呵呵，兄弟，别怪老哥哥我驳你的面子，你也知道，我这人参果数十年前开园。一开始去玉虚宫听混元道果，送了二师兄元始天尊两枚，给你师傅打了两枚，他没敢吃，结果入了清风明月的肚子了。随后你又打了四枚，一枚入土，三枚你们哥仨分了。后来你推倒人参果树，观音菩萨复活了果树，入土的一枚重新回到树上，当时总共是二十三枚果子。我为了谢劳菩萨，开了个人参果会，打下了十枚人参果，树上还剩十三枚。后来送了师尊鸿钧道人三枚，大师兄老子两枚，三师兄通天教主两枚，又送了玉帝王母两枚。你算算，我这果树上还有几枚呀？”
孙悟空一听就蔫了，不光孙悟空在坐的所有人都蔫了。一万年只结三十颗人参果，没想到镇元子只在数十年就都分出去了。掐手指头算算，这树上也只剩下四枚了。这么珍贵的人参果，只剩下了四枚，给谁都不会送人呐！
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