第三百零九章 贪心窃天鼠 嫉妒敲竹杠
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刘清云众人在赶奔大马沟的路上遇到一位长相特殊的江湖人,这江湖人听他自己说是从大马沟过来的,由于三场大雨河水暴涨,所以耽误了几天路程,今天本来想赶路的,可走到这儿还是觉得难行,所以想和刘清云众人搭伴想返回大马沟。更多小说ltxsba.com
刘清云心里画圈儿,他心里明白这人肯定是听到刁浩灵对他的嘲笑了,他和自己等人同行这是伺机报复哇!可刘清云一点儿都没往心里去,就自己等人还能被一个江湖人耍了吗?这不是开玩笑嘛!
可世上就有这样的事情,刘清云越是这么想,偏偏这样的事情它就发生了。就在此人和众人无意搭讪的时候,他施展妙手空空之术,把众人的宝物全收进了自己的兜儿里,就连魔礼寿和水伯那么高的道行都没察觉。魔礼寿的降魔杵,水伯的钵盂,刘清云的人王印,这么说吧?他们身上除了衣服,不管什么宝物全到了这人的手里。
要是这人就此走了的话?刘清云他们的损失就大了。可偏偏这人贪心不足,他把目光瞄准了刘清云头顶的九节苍天杖。这一下他倒了霉了,这苍天杖乃是先天至宝,除了自己选择主人,别人谁也使用不了。
这人就在和刘清云有一句没一句的搭讪的时候,他施展绝技一下就拔下了刘清云头顶的九节苍天杖,这人拔下九节苍天杖的时候,刘清云一点儿都没察觉。刘清云是没察觉,可这苍天杖一到这人的手里就有了变化,苍天杖突然变大一下就把这人压在了底下。苍天杖重七千多斤,自从刘清云服食人参果之后,也不知是怎么回事?这苍天杖也跟着涨分量,现在已经一万两千四百斤了,就这分量谁受得了。这人嗷唠一嗓子就躺倒地上了。
刘清云心里一惊,他不知道是怎么回事?心说:这人什么毛病?怎么说话说得好好的,突然大叫了起来呀!这人是在刘清云靠后一步的地方,所以他没发现。可其他众人瞧得清楚,就见眼前突然七彩的光华一闪,一颗的怪异竹子就把这人压在了地上,紧跟着地上冒起了一团青灰色的烟雾。
这时候刘清云就回头来了,刘清云回头一看就是一阵的错愕。自己的九节苍天杖倒在地上,七彩光华闪烁,在苍天杖的下面有一只巨大的老鼠。这老鼠头至尾能有近五丈大小,浑身上下一身青黑色的皮毛,这些皮毛闪着青色的光辉,它一条二碗粗细的尾巴能有近两丈长,尾端不是尖儿的,而是覆盖一层蓬松的毛管儿,就好像一个连花骨朵一样。这只老鼠长着四肢银色的爪子,两颗大门牙突出能有一尺半,最叫人奇怪的是它的头顶有三屡金色的毛儿,这毛儿还挺长能有四尺多长。
刘清云众人看着这只老鼠能有好一会儿没说话,他们不说话,可九节苍天杖下的老鼠可没闲着:“哎呦,哎呦-----,可不行了,可不行了。快快,快帮着我把这竹子搬开呀!腰快断了,哎呦!众位爷,别光看着呀!快伸把手哇!”这大老鼠一边说着一边四肢乱刨。
刘清云他们回过神来之后,刘清云并没有急着把九节苍天杖收回,刘清云回过头看了看魔礼寿和水伯:“二位,你们可认得这奇怪的老鼠吗?这,这是个什么鼠妖哇?竟然可以瞒过你我的眼睛而不漏妖气。”
刘清云问完,就见魔礼寿和水伯眼光呆呆的看着地上。刘清云这一问,魔礼寿回过神来了,魔礼寿点点头:“真不敢相信,竟然会遇到这种妖怪。刘清云,这老鼠可不简单呐!此鼠名叫窃天鼠,乃是太古年间的一种老鼠,据我所知此鼠早就绝种了,没想到还能在此遇见。天地人三界要论偷盗的本事,没有人会比它更强,你看斗战胜佛在天庭偷桃盗丹够本事了吧?可跟它比起来那是关公面前耍大刀,圣人面前卖字画啊!而且这窃天鼠还能隐藏自己的气息,要不然怎么会瞒过你我呢?哎呀!不好,我们的宝物。”魔礼寿说着向自己的袖子里抹去,这一抹魔礼寿眼睛就瞪圆了,他咬着牙看了看被苍天杖压着的窃天鼠。
刘清云看着嘴角直抽搐,心说:我这上哪讲理去呀?有这么说的吗?你们送我徒弟宝物。就因为发现我有先天宝物,所以就让我送你们宝物。这是什么道理呀?可想是这么想,他一看魔礼寿和水伯的架势,他们是铁了心让自己掏腰包了。
刘清云咽了口吐沫:“天王,水伯,你们还真下的来脸啊?我还家底儿丰厚了,我家底儿能有你们在天庭这么多年丰厚吗?我身上就这几样宝物,你们也都看见了,你们让我拿出什么宝物哇?”
魔礼寿一翻身站起来:“你也别哭穷,我们也不要别的,你就把猴酒给我们几十斤吧?”魔礼寿也知道刘清云说的没错,可知道是知道,他还是不打算就这么放过刘清云。水伯也在一边打帮腔。
刘清云用手一捂脸:“几十斤?你们以为这猴酒是白开水呀?几十斤?我干脆割腕让你们喝血得了。”
水伯看了看刘清云:“这样吧!多了那是为难你,你就掏十斤猴酒吧?这总可以吧!我们可是吃了很大的亏了。”
刘清云真想上去给水伯一脚,可他压制住这种冲动。瞧水伯说的多委屈呀!吃了大亏了?就以这种莫须有的原因,向自己敲竹杠,他还受委屈了?
刘清云揉了揉太阳穴:“算我怕了你们了,这样吧!猴酒多了没有,就五斤。你们要是愿意,咱们就这么定了。要是不愿意,我这就到天庭向玉帝交旨,说旱灾的事已全部解决了。”
刘清云这么一说,连水伯都站起来了,两人眉开眼笑:“同意,同意,当然同意。我们哪能不同意呢?”开玩笑,不同意?刘清云到玉帝哪一交旨,不但得不到猴酒,也别想在人间玩儿了。虽然只是五斤猴酒,那就五斤吧!总比什么也得不到的好。
刘清云叹了口气,心说:我这是什么命啊?遇到的都是什么人呐?自己结交的朋友当中好像没有几个稳重严肃的。
刘清云看了看地上的窃天鼠:“嗯------,天王,猴酒是可以给你,不过现在我的百宝囊被这窃天鼠偷去了,我得先把百宝囊收回来才能给你们猴酒。”
魔礼寿看了看这只窃天鼠:“刘清云,你先别把这老鼠放开。等我先给他家一道禁锢,这老鼠可是很滑溜的,你要是一放开它,这老鼠就跑了。”魔礼寿手打法诀,右手剑指一伸点在窃天鼠的四只爪子上,顿时四肢上出现了一个金色的光圈儿。刘清云这才要收服窃天鼠。
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