第五百七十章 嬉笑赐灵丹 辟洞镇蚌精
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刁浩灵这个鬼灵精,想敲赤脚大仙一笔,这些日子被赤脚大仙戏弄,他想起来就憋屈,所以想给自己捞点儿补偿。龙腾小说ltxsba.com要说刘清云这一脉,敲竹杠哪是很有一套的,众人一听刁浩灵的话,全都心里暗笑。看赤脚大仙看向了自己,他们都摆起了一副事不关己的样子,好像没听见一样。
赤脚大仙一看就明白了,他愿想让众人给自己评评理,可一看众人的样子,赤脚大仙脸就耷拉下来了,他可不知道老刘家的家风,早知道就应该尽快闪人。
刁浩灵就这么理直气壮地和他要贺礼,还拿话直挤兑,赤脚大仙还真有点儿招架不住。不过他反应也不慢,在人间经常走动就是有好处,赤脚大仙对人间的习俗相当熟悉,他反应过来之后,倒打一耙,翻过来和刁浩灵要做媒的礼金,刁浩灵当时就木在哪了?他还真不知道人间还有这一习俗。
刁浩灵傻愣愣的看着赤脚大仙,连张了几次嘴,他也没蹦出一句话来。这时候舒万宝看刁浩灵囧住了,他微微一笑,暗中传音了几句话。舒万宝在人间混迹的日子也不短,对人间的风俗习惯更是了解,他给刁浩灵传音出了个注意。
刁浩灵眼睛就是一亮,他对赤脚大仙哈哈一笑:“哈哈哈,哎呦!感情这人间还有这一说呐!这倒是我孟浪了,既然您已经提出来了,我怎么也不能让您老白开口不是。这样吧?您看,我这里也没什么拿得出手的?再说了,您在玉帝身边什么宝物没见过?只有这么两瓶儿酒,这酒可是我们墨家地的特产,您收下吧!”刁浩灵说着拿出了两瓶儿猴酒递了过去,这两瓶猴酒能有三斤。
赤脚大仙看了看刁浩灵,觉得刁浩灵好像有什么阴谋?可他一时猜不透是什么事?看着刁浩灵递过来的两瓶猴酒,赤脚大仙犹豫着接了过来。
赤脚大仙刚把猴酒接过去,刁浩灵就从袖子里摸出了一块金子,他两手一拍,这金子就被他拍扁了,随后两手一搓,这块金子就被搓的薄如纸张了,刁浩灵把这张金纸四边儿修了修,剪成正方形的,然后食指在金纸上刷刷点点写了几几行字,他把金纸合上向赤脚大仙一递。
赤脚大仙不明白刁浩灵这时干什么?一脸的疑惑,他没有伸手去接:“小毛球,你打的什么鬼注意?这礼金不是给了吗?这又是什么?”
刁浩灵微微一笑:“大仙,您瞧瞧您,至于这样吗?好像我手中的这张金纸能吃人似的。唉----,本来应该给您大红烫金的请帖的,可现在我也没地方弄红纸,所以只能用金纸代替了,没想到这金纸更显贵气。大仙,这是我送您的请帖,在此特意邀请您,在我大婚的那一天前来赴宴,您不能不答应吧?你可是我们的媒人,您可不能缺席。”
赤脚大仙看着伸到自己眼前的这张请柬,他不由的点点头,先把两瓶酒收进袖子里,然后伸手接过了请柬,赤脚大仙一笑:“哦----,原来是这个呀!你放心,到时候我少不得要喝上一杯喜酒,就算你不给我请帖,我也会到场的。你不是说了吗?我这媒人怎能不到场呢?”
看着赤脚大仙把请柬接了过去,刁浩灵脸上都快笑出花来了,他是连连拱手:“是是是,到时候您老可要多喝几杯,但也要记得,多准备些拿得出手的贺礼,您身份可不一般,要是落在人后,那就太丢面子了。”
刘清云和龙王对望一眼,龙王摆了摆手:“什么选址啊?就那个地方的了,那地方前边儿有一片平地,就在那里开辟一个洞府吧?”龙王说着一指左手边儿的一处地方。
刘清云和赤脚大仙向那边看去,的确在那里贴着海沟悬崖的地方有很大一片平地,刘清云点手叫过舒万宝:“万宝,你在那里开辟一个洞府,不用太大,要两间卧室,一个厅房,再加上一个修炼室即可。”
舒万宝答应了一声,他几步到了龙王选好的地方,舒万宝向地上一爬,就现出了真身,舒万宝的真身是窃天鼠,钻土打洞是他的老本行,虽然山石比土坚硬的多,可这还难不住他,就见他身上光化一闪,一下就钻进了悬崖的山石。就听一阵隆隆的响声,碎石纷飞,也就一袋烟的时间,舒万宝就在海沟悬崖下打出了两个卧室,一个厅房,还有一间修炼室。
洞府有了,刘清云等人在外面看了看,他们把目光就放在了冷凝霜和冷倩雪身上。现在这对姑侄就乖乖的站在众人的身后,一点反抗的意思都没有。不是她们不反抗,而是不敢。若是只有刘清云和龙王,她们还有反抗的本钱,最起码有龙王这层关系,她们什么都不怕?可有赤脚大仙在这里,以赤脚大仙的本事,收拾她们不费什么力气?真动起手来,她们只能吃亏,一准儿丢了性命。现在这对姑侄也想开了,能保住性命已经是天幸了,还有什么苛求的呢?不就是渡化冤魂吗?有十几年功夫应该够用了。
她们这时候看洞府已经开辟好了,冷凝霜扶着冷倩雪来到了洞府的前面,然后转过身来看向了龙王:“龙君,妾身此次犯下大错,刘御史不计前嫌,饶妾身一命,妾身甚是感激。此后就在这里渡化冤魂,不能再侍奉龙君左右了,还望龙君多多保重,莫以妾身为念。”
龙王叹了口气:“唉!霜儿,前有因后有果,刘贤侄此次手下超生,你可要引以为戒呀!莫要再做糊涂事。渡化冤魂对你来说并不困难,有个十几二十年也够了,你就当是在这里静修了,等度化了这里的冤魂,我就派人来接你回水晶宫。这粒天韵紫气丹你给倩雪丫头服下吧!她受的伤也不轻。唉------。”龙王说着拿出了一粒天韵紫气丹。
冷凝霜真没想到龙王会拿出这么珍贵的丹药,她托着天韵紫气丹的手微微颤抖,冷倩雪就是龙王用打仙珠打伤的,原来甚至想要了冷倩雪的性命,现在却拿出了这么珍贵的丹药,这让冷凝霜又惊又喜,看着龙王说不出话来。
龙王摇了摇头:“倩雪丫头也是我看着长大的,我一时在气头儿上,出手重了些,只是希望她从此之后能够洗心革面,改恶向善。“
冷凝霜双眼含泪的点点头,然后转身进了洞府。就在冷凝霜扶着冷倩雪转身的刹那,刘清云等人没发现,冷倩雪看着冷凝霜握着天韵紫气丹的右手,眼中寒光一闪,她嘴角露出了一个阴冷的笑容。
龙王深深的看了一眼进入洞府的两人,然后转身看向刘清云和赤脚大仙:“二位,可以封上洞口了,动手吧!”
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