第一千零一十章 笑谈掩囧事 地藏慈悲心
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北海龙王这时候他才发现，到现在为止，他还光着两支脚呢！这也不怪北海龙王大意，和碧海苍龟一番争斗追逐，紧跟着又是一番大战，他哪有时间顾忌穿没穿鞋呀！又担心自己女儿的安危，这时候他早就把这茬儿给忘了。经敖碧轩这一提醒，北海龙王这才发现，到现在自己也没有穿上一双靴子，还光着脚丫呢！
听得北海龙王否认，敖碧轩看北海龙王面色有点发囧，就知道这里面有事情，眼神在北海龙王脸上来回走了几遍：“哦——，是吗？四哥，但不知您的两只靴子是怎么没得呀？能不能说来听听啊？”
北海龙王一时有点儿张口结舌，这两只靴子确实不是跑丢的，而是为了帮助陆压被他扔了出去，可这话能这么说嘛！这话不用脑袋想，用脚趾头都能知道，绝对不可以说出来。可这时候该用什么话搪塞过去呢？一时之间又找不到词儿，因此北海龙王囧住了。
就在北海龙王不知道说什么的时候？陆压赶紧接话了，这事情绝对不能让北海龙王说出来，否则自己颜面尽失啊！既然北海龙王没词儿，自己就给他找理由吧！
陆压反应快不慢：“你看看，你看看，北海龙君，我说什么来着？这弱水的腐蚀性可不是一般的强，当时你还不相信，偏要自己试一试，结果怎么样？把两只云履搭进qù了吧！最初听我的该多好？直接驾驭着我的法舟过去不就行了吗？哎呀！真是可惜了那两只云履了，给我该多好哇？我这么些年了，就这一双云鞋，你们看看都什么样子了？“陆压说着还抬脚让大家看了看他脚上的那双鞋。
大家看到陆压脚上的鞋的时候，心里都一个念头儿：这还叫鞋码？叫拖鞋都勉强，扔到大道边儿上连乞丐都不捡。可最后众人注yì力还是放在陆压的话语上，听陆压的意思，北海龙王的两只靴子是被弱水侵蚀了，究jìng怎么回事？大伙儿都看向陆压。
陆压这时候向北海龙王使眼色，我这边儿已经给你想了理由了，怎么往下编就看你的了？北海龙王心领神会，已经有人开头儿，接下来的就好多了，他干咳一声：“是这么回事？这个——啊！这，这也怪我，是我不信邪，认为自己是北海之主，水中的王者，所以当时没把这弱水看得太重，想试一下这弱水究jìng有何不同？没成想不慎把两只靴子搭了进qù，就是这么回事？”
敖碧轩听北海龙王这么说，他怎么听都觉得这话很可疑，可又一时之间挑不出毛病来。但敖碧轩还是忍不住调侃一番：“四哥呀！不是我说你，这弱水即便是没有接触过，你多少也应该有些常识啊？就您的身份而言，还能犯这样的错误，我真不知道该说什么好了？搭进两只靴子还是便宜的，没有直接沉到底已是万幸啊！”
敖碧轩这些话说完，北海龙王心里这憋屈，可又不知道给怎么还嘴？猪八戒看北海龙王脸色都快成了苦瓜了，他脑瓜一阵赶紧转移话题。猪八戒也是当事人之一，他当然清楚怎么回事？知道这话题不能纠缠下去，没完没了的话？就得露馅儿，所以他赶紧转移话题。
猪八戒把手一摆：“行了，这话就别提了。还是说一下五岳大帝和地藏王菩萨吧？老乌鸦话说得不错，这两人还真可以，一个唱白脸儿，一个唱红脸儿，还真把碧海苍龟这孽畜给降服了。”猪八戒这一打岔，刚才的话题就此打住。
这时候侯刚烈开口了：“师伯，从刚才我就想问你们了，什么白脸儿红脸儿的？我怎么没明白呀？”
陆压先是感激的看了看猪八戒，随后开口给侯刚烈解释：“你们年轻人哪！还是有歉锻炼呐！其实这也不怪你们，你们的境界不到，当然看不出门道了。我们之所以说他们一个唱红脸，一个唱白脸是有原因的。就拿五岳大帝来说吧！五岳大帝镇压碧海苍龟打了三千镇魂鞭，下手颇重啊！他就是唱红脸儿的。而反观地藏王菩萨就不一样了，想必你们都看到了，就是那个打入碧海苍龟脑海的‘吽’字印记，这道印记可不简单呐！那道印记地藏王菩萨融合了数道经文凝结而成，你们想想。地藏王菩萨赐予的经文能普通嘛？碧海苍龟到现在为止也不过是一只散修的妖兽，它若是能把地藏王菩萨打入它脑海的经文融会贯通？对它来说好处多多呀！这可不是天阴莲实可以比拟的，换句话说，地藏王菩萨是给了碧海苍龟一场造化呀！所以说，地藏王菩萨是唱白脸儿的。我这么说你可明白了？”
听陆压这么一说，侯刚烈不住的摇头：“真是羡慕哇！这碧海苍龟还真是好命，这次它还真是赚到了，菩萨还真是大方，这么简单就把经文给它了？”
在一边的猪八戒拍了一下侯刚烈的脑袋：“行了，你也不要羡慕，个人有个人的福源。其实地藏王菩萨并不是一时兴起，或是一时的安抚把经文赐予它的。那些经文我可是看得出来，都是用来劝人至善的。那碧海苍龟在阴司地府修liàn，若是一直放任它修liàn下去？它迟早会修liàn成一只凶兽。菩萨赐它此类经文，是为了让它体会芸芸众生之苦，消除身上的戾气的，它若是依靠此经文修liàn有成的话？也就成为阴司地府的一只瑞兽了，菩萨这是在度化他呀！”猪八戒这话说完，众人点了点头，只是有一点，这碧海苍龟能不能成为阴司地府的瑞兽呢？这还尤为可知啊！
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