第一千二百三十九章雪貂坏棋局 计划皆成空
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为了托住刘清云,不使他多思多想,猪八戒找刘清云下起了围棋。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com猪八戒这些日子喜欢上下棋了。这都是唐僧一句话引出来的:“八戒呀!你虽说粗中有细,心思玲珑,但却是性情不够稳重,有时间的话?多找人下下棋,不仅能锻炼自身的大局观,更能磨练你的心性。”就因为这一句话,猪八戒喜欢上了下棋。
要说猪八戒喜欢下棋也没什么?下棋着实能锻炼一个人的心性。可喜欢你就喜欢吧!猪八戒不仅棋艺差劲,棋品也不怎么样?一连和刘清云下了十几盘棋,除了前两次,他没有一盘不是悔棋的。刘清云和这样的人一连下了十几盘棋,可以想见他什么感受?这时候的他有种抹身就跑的冲动。
可话又说回来,刘清云还不能那么做,为了尽早的脱身,刘清云想了个主意,凭着自己的棋艺和凡的思维,他要布上一局使自己输掉,这样就能拜脱猪八戒了。刘清云心里有了主意,他就开始这么做,又赢了猪八戒两盘棋后,计划开始,先是布局,即便是输,自己也不能上来就输的很难看,还要让猪八戒看不出破绽,因此两人下了一百多手儿,眼看再有一子。刘清云这盘棋就宣布输了。
要不说事情巧了呢?就在这关键时刻,刁浩灵由天上下来了。猪八戒和刘清云下棋,当然不可能在大殿上下棋了,找了一个环境清雅的所在,拿出玉石桌椅,正自各自思虑着棋局,也就在这个时候,刁浩灵从天上下来了,也不知怎么弄的?左脚绊在了猪八戒的右脚上,身形不稳一个前扑,正趴在棋盘上,把棋盘上的棋子扫飞了出去,掉落了一地。
看着棋盘上已经寥寥无几的几颗棋子,过了能有三秒钟,一声歇斯底里的大叫传遍了墨家地,这声大叫刚起来,又是一声惨不可言的大叫声响起,其惨烈程度,比之刚才的大叫还要惊心动魄。
听得两声大叫,刁浩灵吓得都忘了起身了,就那么趴在棋盘上没敢动弹,一脸惊恐的看向大叫的两人,心中纳闷:不就是一盘棋局吗?不至于这个样子吧?
刁浩灵心里这么想着,有人已经忍不住难了,猪八戒大巴掌抡起来,照准了刁浩灵撅起的屁股上就是一下,啪----,这一下,听声音这个脆,刁浩灵屁股即便不会肿起来,也少不了五个手指印。
挨了一巴掌的刁浩灵嗷一嗓子,蹦起来老高,这声叫喊,比之先前两声还要高。扭过身来,刁浩灵脸面通红,屁股火辣辣的疼,一手揉着自己的屁股,一脸委屈的看着猪八戒:“师伯,您,您,你怎么可以打那里?不就是一盘棋局吗?您老至于这么大火气吗?”
猪八戒脸上肥肉直蹦蹦:“那里?你还跟我说那里?不过是一盘棋局?你知道什么?十几局了,我好不容易快要赢了这一局了,被你小子给毁了。我我我,你还给我说那里?你还那里?我让你那里。”猪八戒说着忍不住抬腿连踢了三脚,每一脚都踢在刁浩灵屁股上。
这三脚,把刁浩灵连踢的蹦了好几蹦,随后七彩光华一闪,赶紧脱离了猪八戒的伸展范围,两手捂着屁股,一脸惊恐的看着猪八戒,脸上更是通红一片。这么大人了,这眼看着就要成亲了,结果被人踢屁股,能不骚的慌吗?
刁浩灵听了一脸的义正言辞:“师尊,是这样的,大师兄把打理墨家地的玉石符令已经交于了义心师兄,这打理墨家地的事情当然是义心师兄的事情了,他却是硬要托我下水,您说,这是不是过分呐?”
义心听刁浩灵活得这么理所当然,当时就炸锅了:“浩灵,说这话你亏心不亏心呐!你刚才还说呢?大师兄是把我两人交出去的,把墨家地大小事宜是向我两人交代的,怎么到你嘴里成了我自己了?师叔,您可得给评评理,这究竟谁过分呐?把这么一大摊子事情全推给我呀?你真是打得好算盘。再说了,大师兄把玉石符令交给我们的时候,也不是单独给我的,是放在玉石桌案上的,你小子见机的快,先一步跑了好不好,这能说单独交到我手上的吗?”
听了义心和刁浩灵的争辩,刘清云和猪八戒皱起了眉头,两人这时候一个动作,全都挠起了脑袋,互相看了一眼,忍不住苦笑了一声。这世俗凡间,大户人家为了能执掌门户当家作主,各个儿都争破头的抢,可他们这里,却是在相互推诿,这这这,这成什么事了?好像执掌墨家地是在受罪一样。
刘清云和猪八戒这时候也知道两人是怎么想的了?刘清云两只眼睛在他们身上来回游移,心里想着怎么分派两人?可就在这时候,猪八戒却是说话了:“就这么点儿事啊!这也值得你们找到这里来?依我看,就以十年为一限,你俩分别执掌墨家地事宜不就成了。”
猪八戒说完,沉吟了一下,用手一指刁浩灵:“你小子坏我好事,不能五五分便宜你,这样,义心执掌四年,你执掌六年,四六分,每十年为一限。”
猪八戒说完,义心脸上顿时开了两朵喇叭花:“哎呦师伯,您是我亲师伯,这决定再公道不过了。浩灵,听见没,师伯说了,你六我四,以后就麻烦师弟你了。”
刁浩灵脸上就像是吃了苦瓜一般,被义心追了这么长时间,他原想脱清闲,这倒好,早知这样的结果,他还跑什么呀?五五分不就成了吗?这躲来躲去,不仅没躲清闲,还便宜了义心,这何苦来的?
为两人分派完,猪八戒看着散乱的没有几枚棋子的棋盘,他用手点指:“你们两个,还看着干什么?快,把这些棋子还不快与我捡起来。”
听见猪八戒的吩咐,义心颠儿颠儿的跑过来赶紧捡拾棋子,刁浩灵则是垂头丧气跟着过来,一脸的苦大愁深的样子。看到刁浩灵这幅样子,猪八戒嘟噜着脸:“你小子有什么不高兴的?坏我好事,这么惩罚你是轻的。我容易吗?十几盘棋呀!连一个子儿都没赢,好容易就要截下你师父的大龙,可说是风风光光的赢他一盘,被你小子给搅了,我这向哪里讲理去?动作快点儿,我和你师父还要下几盘呢?”猪说完,刘清云的脸当时就绿了,还来几盘呐?
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