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第一千二百四十六章赤脚找陪绑 合力凑份子

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刘清云心中十分的明白,猪八戒等人也是为了自己才隐瞒自己一些事情的,但他心里多少还是有点儿别扭,这种被人算计的心情确实要他心中憋着一口气。龙腾小说ltxsba.com??中文????㈧因此刘清云也没打算放过这些个人,刁浩灵和义心已经被自己吓跑了,接下来就是这几个老的了,刘清云头一个瞄上的就是猪八戒,说的话那才叫一个理直气壮,说什么玉帝法旨来得突然,他这边准备不够充分,旁的都好说,就是酒宴不能唐突了,因此就把酒水推给了猪八戒,要猪八戒到花果山走一遭,弄些花果山酿制的猴酒招待宾朋。

开始的时候,猪八戒确实惊着了,这得需要多少酒水呀?花果山的猴酒即便不如侯刚烈酿制的猴酒,可也不是集市上卖的酒水呀!不是你想要多少就有多少哇?就算是他把花果山的猴酒搬空,也不一定够这么大的开销哇?另一个,孙悟空能把花果山的猴酒全要他搬来吗?因此猪阵的头大。不过万事总有转折点,人们不常说吗?船到桥头自然直,6压一句话提醒了猪八戒,这三界之中有灵酒的地方可不止是花果山,他大可以到其他地方办置灵酒就是了,何苦一棵歪脖树上吊死呢?有了解决的办法,猪八戒也就把这事应了下来。

猪八戒这边儿完事了,这回该赤脚大仙了,刘清云转脸看向赤脚大仙,一脸的笑意根本就不掩饰,笑的赤脚大仙心里有点虚,心里还说呢?这酒水不是已经解决了吗?你还看我干什么?

刘清云转过脸看向赤脚大仙:“大仙呐!这酒水算是有着落了,不过呢?这些酒水都是招待一般宾客的,适才不是说了吗?这宾客分为三六九等,我倒是想全部用刚烈酿制的琼浆待客,奈何此种灵酒产量有限,所以只能劳烦老哥哥四处去搜刮待客的灵酒了。那么接下来就是上宾的酒水问题了,上宾的酒水也已经决定了,就用刚烈酿制的琼浆,此乃我墨家地的特产,也是三界数得着的上品灵酒,用此酒水待客,那是再适合不过了,大仙您说是不是啊?”

赤脚大仙不住的点头:“刘兄弟说的是,墨家地的猴酒现在可是闻名于三界,就算是蟠桃盛宴上的琼浆玉液也不过如此,用此种灵酒待客,又突出了墨家地的特色,这是再合适不过了。”

刘清云同样笑吟吟的点了点头:“看来大仙也同意我的观点呐!咱两人真是想到一块儿去了,所以呀!这就麻烦大仙您了。”刘清云说着,话风突然一转,开始来事儿了。

这话风突然地转变使得赤脚大仙没有反应过来,刘清云的话说的太突然了,他也是顺口答音儿:“那是,那是,刘兄弟有什么事只管说就是了,我定不推辞---。”赤脚大仙这话出口就知道不妥,可说出去的话,泼出去的水,想收是收不回来了。

刘清云听出赤脚大仙这是顺口答音,他也是趁热打铁,不给他反水的机会:“大仙既然这么说,我也就不客气了,一家人不说两家话,有什么话也就照直说了。适才我也说过了,刚烈酿制的琼浆虽好,但产量有限,再加上这些年消耗不少,因此储量大大的不足哇!因此我想劳烦大仙您,到三界中的仙山福岛转上一转,尽量的多收集些仙花灵果之类的,这个数量吗?出家人不爱财,当然是越多越好了。然后由刚烈用这些个仙花灵果酿制琼浆,也好供应得上款待上宾的用度。”

刘清云听了转向张天师,张天师只感觉头皮一阵的麻。在这瞬间他脑瓜儿急转动,前有车后有辙,猪八戒和赤脚大仙就是榜样,此时自己若是不答应的话?想来刘清云还会找其他的说法,给自己一个更挠头的事情,这时候还不如就答应赤脚大仙的提议,最起码两个人比一个人要容易得多。

张道陵在这一瞬间在心中就作出了取舍,这就依了那句话,人老奸马老滑,懂得审时度势,在刹那间做出决定:“兄弟,即便你不说,适才我也想过了。也确实,兄弟你的道场经营的虽说不错,但毕竟底子还薄,玉帝赐婚场面不能过于粗陋,这酒宴当然要讲究了。我本来就想与兄弟你商量一下酒宴的事宜来着,适才听了兄弟你的一番安排,看来我是我过于忧虑了,兄弟你思虑的很周全呐!既然这些事情兄弟你已经有了计较,老哥哥我也帮不上别的忙,那就与赤脚大仙一起去收集一些仙花灵果,为酿制招待上宾的琼浆做准备吧!”

张天师这番话说完,赤脚大仙气的鼻子差点儿翻起来,心说:这张天师真是会说话啊!自己在前面给他铺路,这话说出来的还真是自然呢?想想就让人生气,自己这边儿和刘清云讨价还价,好容易想了个辙把这老家伙拉进来,他这番话顺水推舟的顺水人情说的真是好呐!

刘清云听得张天师的话,他明显的一呆,刘清云实在是没想到,张天师这么痛快的就答应了,和猪八戒与赤脚大仙的讨价还价不同,不用自己开口,他自己就把事情揽过去了。刘清云呆了一下,随后点头微笑:“如此说来,那就有劳老哥哥为兄弟费心了。”张天师同样笑着点点头。

张天师与赤脚大仙揽下酿制猴酒的仙花灵果之后,张天师微微低头沉吟了一下,随后抬起了脑袋:“兄弟,适才听了兄弟你的安排,老哥哥我觉得甚是有理。玉帝赐婚,这酒宴当然要讲究,尤其是上宾的酒宴。这酒和灵果有我与赤脚大仙周全没有问题,可有一点兄弟你可别忘了,酒宴的体面可不单单是指酒水与灵果上,你比如说器皿,桌椅呀!杯盘呐!酒壶哇!茶具呀!对对对,还有一样重要的,那就是仙茶,酒宴上哪能少得了仙茶呢?尤其是那些个上宾,非极品仙茶岂能上桌呀?您说是不是啊!6压神君?”张天师说着就看向了一旁的6压。

6压听了心里这个骂,本来他一直看得是津津有味,看着这些个老伙计一个个儿吃瘪,他这心里就高兴,没想到张天师的话,说着说着就到了自己身上,前面那么多废话,只怕只有后边一句才是他想说的。6压这时候能说什么呀?前面猪八戒、赤脚大仙还有张天师都出力了,自己也不能跌份不是,6压当时一口答应,上宾的极品仙茶他包下了。

看着眼前的一幕,刘清云心中也不觉得好笑,事情被自己弄成什么了?怎么感觉好像在凑份子为自己举办婚宴呐?不不不,不是好像,这根本就是啊!

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