第二十一章 新的朋友们
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“这是胖妞。网址找回邮件:ltxsba@gmail.com”黑妹接下去介绍的是他们当中最胖的一个女生。
胖妞很胖,目测有一百六斤,但身高跟我差不多,我心里有点奇怪,因为在仙域里修行的人,算是仙了,有谁见过胖仙女?
除了毛毛先天的,没办法去毛,胖瘦的话,还是能自己决定的。
“你好你好,你太棒了!给你吃!”胖妞匆匆从包里拿出一块巧克力给我,黑妹直接截了,胖妞傻眼看她,“喂,喂,不厚道诶,诶诶诶。”
“你多着呢。”黑妹瞥她一眼,“不好好修行,整天吃,怎么减肥。”胖妞白她一眼一点也不客气。
胖妞也白她一眼:“我爱胖,你管不着。”
她们两个白来白去,但却给人她们关系特别好的感觉,就像好基友之间损来损去,不损两句还难受。
“归我了。”黑妹直接拆开吃了,一边吃一边说,“胖妞是昆仑的,修的是僵尸系。”
“你好。”我握住胖妞肉嘟嘟的手,手心里有块巧克力,她笑了,我也笑了。我接过巧克力拆了就吃。
“这是张天泽。”黑妹指向胖妞身边又一个男生,张天泽清秀地像个女生,跟奶茶妹妹章泽天似的,看着特别清纯。
他长长的头在脑后扎成一束,也很精神,笑起来还有两个可爱的酒窝,他握住我的手,也有点激动:“你好~我是张家后人,我现在在蓬莱进修别的学科,我去年……”
“滚滚滚。”黑妹一把把他推开,睨他一眼看我,“这人就是个话唠,你别搭理他,你一搭理他,他能跟你说到三岁得了几个奖。”
张天泽不好意思地笑了笑,抓了抓头,站到了一旁。
“这是蜀山修僵尸系燕俊凡,我们叫他小萌,我们当中最小的。”黑妹揽住一个小男孩的肩膀,小男孩的身高也只有黑妹那么高,他竟是用激动崇拜地看着我,“小岚姐姐你太厉害了!我们人类第一次第一!”
我被他这样看着,自己都害臊了,我这个第一光荣吗?简直就是拿着小学一百分的成绩单跟人家大学生比,这能比吗?
“呵,拿小学的试题拿第一,很骄傲吗?”冷笑从边上短的女生那里而来,把我给说穿了,我更不好意思了。
大家也变得尴尬,胖妞沉下脸直摇头:“又来了。”
黑妹倒是很淡定,嚼着口香糖没什么表情地走到她身边,懒得理她的一个白眼:“这是我们寝室的毒舌,冷场王,你家陌铭的头号脑残粉红莲,她吃你醋呢,别理她。”
我一愣,还是第一次听到这样介绍别人的,不过,这就是黑妹的性格,说话特别直,我被伏苏“甩”的时候,她不是也狠狠骂了我一顿,身边能有这样的朋友,其实是福,我吃她的性格,我喜欢她。
“你好。”我向红莲伸出手。红……莲?怎么跟红日的名字那么像?
“啪!”她一把把我的手打开,白我一眼,“陌铭殿下怎么会跟了你?真是一场噩梦。哼!”她说完甩脸走了。
“别介意。她就那德行。”黑妹说,胖妞,茅少,张天泽和小萌也围了过来:“你别介意啊,她对每个人都看不惯,除了陌铭学长,其实她人很好,习惯习惯就好了。”
“恩。”其实,我心里很高兴,这是我到仙域后,第一次认识了新朋友,找到了自己的同类——人类。
黑妹的寝室里都是人类仙府中修僵尸系的,现在人类仙府也跟人间的大学一样分了很多系,学生可以多修,也可以专修,根据各人所长,僵尸系就是其中一个系,修的是炼僵尸,寻僵尸和除僵尸,据说还挺复杂。
而僵尸派系中黑妹的湘西派最为古老,也最为正宗,可是,修僵尸的一派在人类修仙者里,却是最被看不起的,因为在别人眼里,炼僵尸是很低级的法术。在我来之前,他们应该算是仙域里最被人看不起的一个派系了。
我们凡人爱慕虚荣,攀龙附凤,仙域里,倒是不看钱,因为他们不需要钱,但看家族,上古家族为所有人崇拜和渴望的家族,每个人都想削尖脑袋进入他们的家族,即使不是结婚,哪怕做个仆人也激动。
就像威廉渴望成为轩辕辰的契约者一样。
“黑妹,你好像很不喜欢将棪学长。”我和他们一起走在回家的路上,浩浩荡荡外加六只僵尸。
走过去的时候,霍!砰砰砰砰的。
“啪!”黑妹嘴里的泡泡破了,大家也都看着她,她没说话,停下脚步招招手,她的僵尸蹦了过来,她随手把泡泡堂沾僵尸额头的符纸上了,然后看向我:“我就是看不惯他,需要理由吗?”
“不需要不需要。”我立刻摆手,黑妹拽拽地往前走了。
胖妞激动地挽住我手臂:“她不喜欢我喜欢啊!能不能帮我要张签名照!”
黑妹在前面顿住了脚步,背影看着有点冷。
我对胖妞笑道:“没问题!只是最近将棪学长又没人血喝了,所以是一副死人样的。”
“哦~将棪学长又没血喝了吗?”胖妞难过地捂住脸,“我有啊!”
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