第四百零四章 异域笑话
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福晋从心里喜欢云儿的龙凤胎，隔几天就要去陈夫人那里去看看、抱抱，有的时候还抱回翼然楼玩几天。更多小说ltxsba.com福晋一直觉得府上的孩子还是数量少了一点，其次就是太喜欢宝宝贝贝了。福晋对云儿生的孩子都是从心里疼的，都当成是自己的孩子，这一点比其他任何府上的嫡福晋都做得好。
“可儿姑娘你去看看，云主子给贝勒、格格送奶没有？如果在陈夫人院里，请她把孩子抱过来我看看。好几天没见着了怪想的。”
可儿答应着去了，不一会就把云儿母子三个给带回来，王嬷嬷和宋嬷嬷、凌娟也跟来了。
见到宝宝贝贝，福晋的心好像都要融化了，赶紧把两个孩子都接过来，云儿把水儿抱着的一个小被子给福晋垫在膝盖上：“别尿在您身上。”
“哪有那些说道，童子尿还治病呢。”说完就贴贴这个的脑门，摸摸那个的手，亲得不得了。宝宝贝贝很给福晋面子，靠在福晋怀里，笑得咯咯的。
“孩子都吃完奶了吗？吃完了妹妹在这里多坐一会儿。”
“要不就把孩子留您这儿，下次送奶云儿直接到您这儿来。”
“那可好，宝宝贝贝就在大额娘这里住几天。”
“您就不怕麻烦？”
“这话说的，他们也是姐姐的儿女，哪有当额娘的怕孩子麻烦的？姐姐就是怕你母亲有想法。”
“您想多了，云儿的娘绝对不会有想法的。您什么时候想他们了就接过来玩几天。反正也不远，前后院的事儿。还有两位嬷嬷照看，您这里嬷嬷更多。”
“换个人都不能够这么信任姐姐的。”
“您越说越远了。宝宝贝贝跟您经常在一起长大了也会很亲近的。”
宝宝贝贝看着房里的每一个人和房间里的摆设，漂亮的眼睛乌溜溜的，还到处指着，一副好奇的样子。福晋赶紧把佛手给宝宝贝贝玩。
“你们去的那个地方，女人的脑子是真好使，妹妹你不是说宝宝贝贝穿的衣服都是买现成儿的吗？人家怎么就做得这么好看，穿着也舒坦？看咱们宝宝贝贝穿的裤子，还带着背带，小孩子的腰胯不象大人那么明显，老爱掉裤子，这么着就好多了。”
“这是那边一对老两口给买的，还有体恤衣裤，可以穿到十八岁。”
“云主子您的人缘还真好啊，您说的那对老两口是做什么的？”郑嬷嬷很好奇：“从现在到十八岁，那得多少套衣服啊？看样子跟您可不是一般的交情。”
“是大姐干儿子的姥姥、姥爷给买的。”
“妹妹你等一等！大姐、干儿子的姥姥家？这是怎么个亲戚？把姐姐都给说糊涂了。”
众人就笑，心说这对老两口跟云主子根本就没亲戚。
福晋说：“那次妹妹说了一个异域的笑话，姐姐还记着呢。不知道妹妹肚子里还有没有那边的笑话了，姐姐房里的这几位嬷嬷都对那边的事感兴趣，也不知道该不该问。说个笑话没问题吧？”
“没事没事，您的状况倒是应该多听笑话。”
“那你就给姐姐和房里的几位嬷嬷说个笑话？可儿姑娘，赶紧去东屋把蒋嬷嬷和洪嬷嬷找过来听笑话。”
凌娟也觉得这个国度太缺少娱乐了，虽然自己的生活不那么富裕，家里也是有电视的，凌娟倒是很想听云儿讲的笑话。在异域听她讲过笑话，那个时候还不知道她是清朝人。
很快蒋嬷嬷和洪嬷嬷就过来了，给福晋和云儿请了安，老老实实的站在鬟儿和髻儿身边。
云儿给凌娟介绍道：“凌姐姐，这位蒋嬷嬷是煊世子的奶娘，这位洪嬷嬷是煊世子的精奇嬷嬷，现在负责照顾煊儿的日常生活。”
“两位嬷嬷辛苦了。”
“这位是凌先生，是宝宝贝贝的幼师，就是老师。”
“给先生请安。”两位嬷嬷双双施礼，把凌娟闹了个大红脸。
房间里除了贝贝全是女性。怕福晋累着了，王嬷嬷和宋嬷嬷把宝宝贝贝接过去抱着。
“妹妹就开始讲吧，姐姐听王爷说，妹妹最会讲笑话了，活灵活现的。”
“哇，王爷怎么对云儿评价这么高？”云儿记不得自己什么时候给王爷说过笑话。“云儿就给各位说一个大姐女儿蓝蓝讲给云儿的笑话。她是画画的，说的笑话是画像。说有这么一个单位，一年到头都得总结一次，开个会。年年都差不多，所以大家觉得很乏味。当官的在上面讲，当老百姓的在下面聊天、打瞌睡。有这么一对同事的，咱们叫同僚，俩男的，年岁不大，很要好，平时爱开玩笑，其中有一个爱画画，画的也不怎么样，架势却拉的很足，还用画夹子，照着对面的同僚朋友一本正经地画像。对面那位就知道他画出来的东西不会好看，可是那人看他一眼画上几笔，还很认真。就呵斥他：‘别画我！你那两笔破画，不定多难看。’
‘难看是难看了点，但是肯定不是你。”
“你看我一眼画几笔不是画我是画谁？”
“反正不是你！”
“是我！”
“不是！”
“是！”
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