第五十节不可小觑的胖子
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云烨早上离开家的时候,辛月狠狠地在丈夫的脸上亲了下还拿额头顶着丈夫的额头亲昵了好一阵子,最后还感慨的说了一句:“我夫君今天看起来真是英武。更多小说ltxsba.com”
不管是不是谎话,有这句话就能让人开心一整天,所以云烨在整军顿武的时候总是笑眯眯的,小兵站错了队也没有拿鞭子抽,只是让他老子先出来教会儿子怎么站队,看到那个小兵想要自杀的表情,云烨就开心,多好啊,老子的军阵里好多都是父子兵,战力一定刚刚的,没听过那句话么,打虎亲兄弟,上阵父子兵!
操演了一天,云烨坐在椅子上都疲乏的要死,那些在校场里摸爬滚打的军校更是惨不忍睹,赖传峰拿着鞭子监督那些新兵,大冬天的不让穿衣服,光着脊梁拿着木槌订木桩子,这是一个力气活,每个新兵都要经历的,进入军营,打熬筋骨为第一要素。
半眯着眼睛骑着旺财往家里走,前面出现了一个穿着月白长衫的胖子,站在路中间大声喊着此山是我开,此树是我栽的的响马打劫口号。
刘进宝没动,还不让亲卫们动,云烨第一眼没认出来,看了第二眼,就开心了起来,云烨现在发现自己变得简单多了,一点点快乐事情就能让自己欢快好久u其是一个比自己英俊的多的家伙出落成了一个胖子,就让他的心立刻就飘荡到了云端,那种愉快的心情实在是不足以对外人道。
“小恪,你可算是回来了,三四年不见想死我了,看来吴地的水土就是养人,自从你的封地被弄到了吴地,我们就再也没见过,你变得壮硕了,没说的·明天就召集弟兄们给你接风,让每个人都看到吴王恪的风采。”
云烨高兴地拉着李恪的手使劲的摇,从没想到这个浓眉大眼的家伙也有这一天。
李恪把手从云烨的手里抽出来,笑着说·你这是从哪学来的坏毛病,见到王族就喜欢拉着人家的手不放,《越人歌》的大名你以为我不知道?你从什么时候开始喜欢男风的?你和青雀两个喜欢《越人歌》的事情早就传遍了大江南北,看清楚,我是李恪,不是李泰。“
无所谓,作为贵族没有一点风流韵事能叫贵族吗?不干点辱没祖宗的事情·能叫纨绔吗?《越人歌》的事情云烨早就忘了,反正自己丢人也不是一次了。
“我这次回京是来给我母亲祝寿的,我和小黯都不在·多亏了你时偿看她,还帮着我母亲弄了一个好大的大棚,让她排解忧愁,替我们哥俩尽了孝心,小弟感激不尽。
这个礼云烨没有避开,也没有必要,事情是自己做的,受他一礼也是应该的,免得他总是觉得欠着自己的人情。
“我这回为了减肥专门骑着马从吴郡赶到京师的·算得上一路风尘仆仆,明日我们欢宴一顿也是该的,现在要你做饭恐怕很难·不如今晚给我弄碗面条,馋死我了。“
云烨瞅着他胯下那匹气喘吁吁地宝马,很是担心的问了一句:“减肥的效果如何?“
“天知道怎么回事·不但没减下去,反而肥了两斤,倒是我母后非常的喜欢,她认为我以前就是太瘦弱了。“
“母亲的心思就是这样,恨不得自己的儿子长得像山那么壮实,不过说回来了,你这几年难道就没有击剑骑马吗?怎么能肥成这样。“
“烨子·你不懂,肥点好·肥点好啊····`·“
杨妃的寿辰非常的低调,李二,长孙,阴妃都送了礼物,云烨也跟着送了一份礼物,没想到却被李恪拉过去陪自己。
没有酒宴,杨妃在自己的暖棚里待客,李二不知道去了哪里,长孙倒是过来了,李泰也从地底下跑了出来混吃喝,李承乾因为身份关系不好逗留,送了礼物就离开了。
杨妃得意的向长孙和阴妃显摆自己的成果,说到得意处竟然会爽朗的大笑,这和云烨认识的杨妃可不一样,看来劳动确实能够改造一个
云烨发现了草莓,很可惜是野草莓,小小的一点,不过看起来很诱人,尤其是在天寒地冻的时候,看不起在那里嚼着黄瓜的哥俩,自己找了一个小碗,不一会就采了一碗,在水缸里洗干净,还没开始吃,就被李泰抢过去给了他母亲。
长孙拿了一颗轻轻咬了一口,可能味道比较合胃口,就招呼杨妃和阴妃一起吃,云烨瞪了李泰一眼,那丛野草莓就那些成熟的,其余的都是绿的,没法吃。
“昆仑紫瓜啊,李恪摘了一个就开始吃,可能他的胃口和别人不一样,吃茄子吃的很是自得,云烨找了几个西瓜,敲了敲遗憾的摇摇头,没一个是熟的,的已经摘了一茬了。!
今年的冬天比较寒冷,竹子都冻死了不少,书院现在很发愁,熊猫来年的饵料这就成了问题,熊猫是不可能不吃竹子的。
没想到杨妃居然会在大棚里种竹子,还种了不少,小小的竹林里有一间很小的木屋,云烨想看看,就被长孙一巴掌抽了回来,一个瘦弱的小姑娘从木屋里走了出来,小猫一样的喊了长孙一声母后。
原来是兕子的闺房,怪不得长孙会抽自己一下,云烨背着手上下的打量一下兕子,还不错,就是瘦的厉害,孙思邈让她控制体重,就是希望能减少她的心脏负担。
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