第七零一章小魔星
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“我爹那是”沈默挠头道：“给我往脸上抓肉呢。”沈贺只是他这辈子的爹，当然不知道他上辈子的事儿了。
“不管怎样”。若菡掐着腰道：“我不能让自己的儿子，变成那样的小流氓，你到底管不管？！”这应该是若菡第一次凶相毕露，沈默苦笑连连道：“成成，我管，还不行。”说着便起身，逃也似的往垂花门去了。
却与柔娘差点撞上，沈默扶住她的肩膀，道：”
“老爷您快去看看吧”柔娘说着话，目光却望向了若菡道：“魏先生收拾东西，也要走了”为了不把这位先生也气跑了，若菡特意让柔娘在那里盯着，倒也安生了一个月，谁知今天，还是眼睁睁的又看着那俩小爷闯了祸。“得，第六位了沈默松开手，他蒋直好奇死了，这俩小兔崽子咋就这么大能耐，简直成“熟师杀手。了。
若菡腾地站起来道：“当家的，今天要不把先生留下，可就真没人愿教咱儿子了，你再不管管两个宝贝儿子，真要闹翻天了”。
“好好好，咱们先去看看。”沈默示意若菡冉行，问柔娘道：“到底怎么回事儿？”
柔娘低声道：“唉，也怨奴家，把平卑抱回去睡觉的功夫，就出了大事儿！”
“什么事儿？”两口子齐声问道。
“鼻烟壶，”柔娘弱弱道。
“鼻烟壶？”
原来若菡为了讨好先生。让他多多包涵，不要轻易告辞，会经常送些稀罕的小礼物给魏先生，其中就有京里刚刚流行起来的鼻烟壶”那玩意儿产自吕宋，随着开关贸易进入大明，原先都按照西班牙人的叫法，称之为“士拿乎布露辉卢。或者西蜡等等，还是沈默见到后，一笑，然后命名为“鼻烟壶。的。
其实就是以香味较好的烟叶，晒干后和入必要的名贵药材，磨成粉末，装入密封容器，经一定时间的陈化。便可制成鼻烟。
不需燃点，单以手指粘上烟末，轻轻由鼻孔吸入，便可提神清脑，开塞明目，还会感觉特别爽，一经传入便深受士大夫追捧，目前还是个稀罕玩意，一般的教书先生，只是听说过，却没有福气享用。
不过给若菡的儿子当熟师，待遇自然好不说，就连这种稀罕玩意儿，也缺不了。
那魏先生就极钟爱这鼻烟，随时都带在身上，上课也摆在显眼处，时不时就要吸一吸，一是为了爽，二是倍觉有派。
阿吉他们看着先生的样子觉着有趣，就趁着先生出恭的功夫，悄悄跑到桌前，垫脚伸出小手指，在烟碟里蘸一点鼻烟，学着先生的样子，往鼻孔上一抹深深一吸。便在十分”还有和他们一起读书的，那些个侍卫、家丁的孩子们的注视下，忽然瞪起了眼睛，张大了嘴，忍不住打了个大喷嚏，这倒不要紧，一下把先生倒在烟碟的鼻烟给喷起一团黄雾。
待那黄雾散去，烟碟里已经啥都没有了，，
阿吉这下傻了眼，十分便在下面拍手道：“哥，你要吃棍子炒肉喽，说不定还得两顿。”其他小孩也笑道：“是啊，你娘肯定胖揍你
阿吉吓得脸都黄了，也不擦鼻涕，便揪着十分的领子道：“还不是你鼓着俺去的，可别想光看俺到霉。”
十分眼珠子转一转道：“我想到个好办法，保准你没事儿
“快说！”阿吉大喜道。
十分便伏在他耳朵上，嘀嘀咕咕起来。阿吉闻言大喜，便撒丫子跑出学堂，往隔壁的食堂去了。此时还不到饭点，厨房的师父还没送饭来，食堂里空荡荡的。但这小子的目标十分明确，直跑到先生吃饭的桌前，跪在凳子上，把那些瓶瓶罐罐打开，一样样寻找起来，却说这魏先生确有几分酸劲儿，吃饭时不是嫌咸了、就是嫌淡了，要不就嫌没味道了，所以厨子干脆在他的桌上，摆了盐、醋、酱、胡捞粉等七八样调味品，让他酌个人口味添加。
阿吉找啊找啊，还真让他找着了，把一个小罐子塞到怀里，又一溜烟跑回学堂，来到先生桌前，打开那罐子往碟子里倒，还真像那么回事儿。
孩子们围上来，铁柱的儿子铁件问道：“这是什么？”
“闻闻！”阿吉看他一眼道。
铁丹便拿指头沾了些，往嘴里一放，登时黑脸煞白，鼻涕都下来了，带着哭腔道：“你这是什么玩意儿啊，”
这时在门口放哨的十分道：“先生来了！”孩子们忙跑回自己座位。
孩子们网坐下，魏先生进了屋，坐回椅子上，看了看下面，感觉气氛有些诡异，问道：“沈志卿、沈士卿，你们两个又搞什么鬼了？”
今天去正式挂失，深切感受到，四大国有银行，与招行、中信这些商业行服，在服务上简直差了不是一星半点。能让那些国企职工给气死”（未完待续）
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