第六百三十七章 检讨书
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“你爱吃零食的习惯,怎么就改不掉的,这要是让小七他们看见,还不得闹着要你写检讨书呀!”四爷不喜欢吃这种酸酸甜甜的零嘴儿,但是也没有拒绝尔芙送过来的蜜饯纸包,小心的捏了块最小的杏脯放在了舌尖下含着,满是调侃的轻声低语道。
这检讨书一词,绝对是尔芙苏过来的。
因为这时代没有那些防蛀健齿的佳洁士、高露洁,用来刷牙漱口的药末,也不知道效果如何,两个孩子又正是换牙的时候,这换了恒牙,这牙是要跟着两个孩子一辈子的,为了不让两个孩子以后为了蛀齿的问题困扰,所以尔芙定下了严苛的禁糖令,禁止两个小家伙儿的身边有任何含有糖分的零嘴儿,包括用豆沙馅、红枣蓉这些高糖分馅料制成的点心。
可小孩子本就是爱吃糖的,尔芙这一禁令下来,两个小家伙儿就算是造反了,偷藏零嘴儿是最平常的事情了,更让身边的小太监借着外出的机会,夹带起了外面的糖人、蜜枣等小零嘴儿,也亏得尔芙盯得紧,又将小家伙儿身边的人都约束的紧,不然怕是她这边管得越紧,两个小家伙儿的牙齿就坏得越快。
为了让两个小家伙儿认识到自己个儿的错误,不顶风上,尔芙还端出了现代所有学生都害怕的检讨书来作为惩罚,只要发现两个小家伙儿的身边出现甜食这种违禁品,那她就罚两个小家伙儿写检讨书,为了让两个小家伙儿觉得她们的额娘没有舍弃她们,尔芙还自作主张的表示会与两个小家伙儿一块禁糖。
而这种糖渍蜜饯,那自然属于违禁品的一种了。
不过尔芙本来就是喜欢吃糖的,在现代的时候,她最爱的零食就是棒棒糖和巧克力了,这突然就让她不吃糖了,她表示她承受不来,所以这条禁令,她只坚持了三天,便彻底的丢到了脑后,只不过她也不是大大咧咧的吃,而是偷偷摸摸的吃,躲着两个小家伙儿的吃。
这偷偷摸摸吃的糖就是比光明正大吃的甜。
可是这天底下就没有不透风的墙,何况尔芙素来喜欢和两个小家伙儿凑在一起,不论是在府里,还是在圆明园都不讲究通传这事,两个孩子进她的房间,只要不是晚上,不是四爷在的时候,那就绝对是畅通无阻,这么一来,尔芙被抓到偷吃糖渍蜜饯的次数就多了。
对于尔芙的屡教不改,小七和弘轩一合计,便也让尔芙这个没什么威慑力的额娘写起了检讨书,可怜尔芙这个在现代生活学习长大的现代人,居然将她的第一次检讨书献给了小七和弘轩这两个孩子。
打那以后,尔芙也学聪明了。
她将平日放在攒盒里的糖渍蜜饯都收拾了起来,改用了油纸小包,一小包就有十几二十颗,藏在各处犄角旮旯,想吃的时候就拿一包吃,倒是没有再被发现过了。
唯一的缺点就是她房间里的蚂蚁多了起来。
四爷之所以知道这事,还是因为尔芙为了防止蚂蚁偷吃她的宝贝糖渍蜜饯,特地找到他头上,让他替她采买一些巴掌大的瓷盒,还不许他告诉旁人知晓,他好奇一问,这才发现了这母子三人斗智斗勇的趣事。
“这吃甜的东西会让人觉得心情好好。”尔芙眯着眼睛,将一颗桂圆大小的糖渍山楂丢进嘴里,三两下吃进肚子,手肘杵着小茶桌,笑眯眯的看着手里越来越少的糖渍蜜饯,似是回味般的低声回答道。
“那你偷吃蜜饯,爷是不是可以做一回告密者呢!”四爷调侃道,其实他也真是好奇这写检讨书一事,素来都是尔芙说他怎么怎么娇惯孩子,可是他再怎么娇惯孩子,他也不会给孩子写检讨书认错,这尔芙这个做额娘的怎么就这么没有长辈样子呢,反倒和孩子相处的就好像玩伴似的。
“你要是敢出卖我,我就……”可怜尔芙鼓着脸颊,想了好半天,也没有想出什么能威胁到四爷的话,最后只能气鼓鼓的一丢手里的小纸包就扑到了四爷的身上,揪着四爷的脖领子,色厉内荏的恐吓道,“要是你敢出卖我,我就说这蜜饯是你塞给我吃的,到时候就怕小七她们会缠着你写检讨书了,你要是不怕你堂堂亲王爷、素来严肃的阿玛形象有损,你就尽管去出卖我吧!”
说完,尔芙还学着地痞恶霸的做派,抬手捏了捏四爷的下巴,这才怪笑着回到了位子坐好,不声不响的继续吃蜜饯去了。
如尔芙这般软弱无力的威胁恐吓,饶是四爷见多识广,也当真是第一次见,更别提尔芙所说的小七和弘轩闹着让自己个儿写检讨书这事,四爷表示他不信那俩孩子有这么大的胆子,为了要验证一下尔芙的威胁,他原本只是调侃的一句话,竟然有了要实施的打算。
就在四爷这么想着的时候,重新洗漱更衣过的小七和弘轩就手拉手地进了门,尔芙忙三火四的将手里还剩下几颗的蜜饯塞进了袖管里,又捧着茶碗猛喝了几口,压下了嘴里头的甜味和水果味,这才笑着迎上前,将正要俯身拘礼的两个小家伙儿扶了起来,拉到了罗汉床边,按到了瑶琴等人摆好的绣墩上,柔声问道:“你们怎么过来得这么快,回去就没躺一会儿,不累么?”
“不是额娘让小七/弘轩快些过来的么!”小七和弘轩对视了一眼,不约而同的嘟着嘴儿问道。
“对对对,瞧瞧额娘这糊里糊涂的脑子!”尔芙笑着拍了拍脑袋瓜儿,“额娘和你阿玛正聊着你们呢,你们就过来了,你阿玛之前让人采买的那些烟花都送过来了,额娘瞧着今个儿的天色不错,想来是个月朗星稀的好夜景,等咱们用过饭,天色暗了,咱们就一块去鸣玉溪上的拱桥去放烟花玩儿!”
说着话,尔芙就让人将准备好的、果汁什么的,她还是会让孩子们吃的,用过漱口就是了。
正当小家伙儿们接过晶莹剔透的琉璃盏,打算大口朵颐的时候,坐在上首做壁上观的四爷开口了,“你们可知道你们额娘为什么有一种心虚的感觉么?”
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