章188 胖爷一对二
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“对,说得通、说得通!”胖子急忙回到,心里感叹,果真是“看胸见真情”,好人啊!
“那我问问刘先生,‘泥鳅钻豆腐’既然可以整治人,那刘先生要整治谁呢?”姜莱的话,又一次命中了胖子的死穴。
看着姜莱一副好奇宝宝的神情,他就觉得今天这“泥鳅钻豆腐”的秘密要不告诉她们,这两女人都会烦死他,但他没招啊,于是道:“‘泥鳅钻豆腐’泥鳅有了,豆腐还没有呢,让你的人买豆腐去,买回来你就知道要整治谁了!”
胖子还想不到什么办法自圆其说,筱崎尤美的突然反水,让他都吃了一惊,让他没有了施展的机会,何况姜莱可不是王怡这种傻妞,不好糊弄,于是他只能采用拖字诀。
要是让这两女人知道他首创的惩罚方式“泥鳅钻豆腐”,指的是泥鳅受热钻那啥,会不会做出什么损坏他高大威猛名誉的事情来?
“我已经让人去买了。”姜莱再一次命中了胖子的死穴,真是不留活路。
“好得很、好得很!”胖子干笑,然后就听到了让他心惊肉跳的敲门声。
姜莱去开门,再进来的时候,双手居然端着一整版豆腐,胖子脸上的干笑更重了。
“刘先生,姜莱对您能让梅一号投诚的本事很是仰慕,您能不能收姜莱做个徒弟,教姜莱怎么对付小鬼子间谍?姜莱可以行拜师大礼的,奉您为长辈。”姜莱端着一整版豆腐殷切的看着他。
“这……这个么……”胖子还真想爽快的答应了,有个大胸女徒儿也是人生一大乐事,何况姜莱人还长得漂亮,别人求还求不来,但是“蚂蚁的盛宴”和“泥鳅钻豆腐”他也不好教给一个女人啊。
他正在犹豫呢,就发现王怡在旁边用手指戳他的腰眼,这尼玛,这傻妞他都不招她了,她却跟在屁股后头拼命招他,不可原谅啊。
“死胖子,答应莱姐吧,莱姐这样一个千金大小姐,为了能坐上上海站长的位置,在复兴社吃了多少苦啊,牺牲多大啊!”王怡嘴上在哀求,手指却在戳他。
“你老实点,再戳胖爷,小心胖爷用小小胖戳你!”胖子恼了,一把抓住王怡的手,一时口快脱口而出。
牺牲?难道出卖色相了?胖子很不纯洁的想着。
“小小胖?”王怡有点呆,不知道啥是小小胖,有时候人傻知道不多,也是福分呢。
“这可不行,‘泥鳅钻豆腐’的招儿是胖爷独门秘诀,不能教你!”胖子还是好言相劝,招儿太邪恶,总不能带坏人家堂堂一个站长吧,戴老板跟他玩命怎么办?
“为什么不能教?刘先生是不是看不起女人?”姜莱邹眉,这可是她的希望,代站长的名头虽然好听,但是内部的反骨仔一日不除,上面就不会拿掉这个“代”字,很可能会委派另一个人来顶替她当站长。
“你教么……你教么……”王怡这傻妞又来了,另一只手又要戳他,被他一把抓住,真用小小胖戳回王怡这种傻妞他也没这胆量,过过嘴瘾肯定是要的。
只是这一切让他纳闷,看来王怡和姜莱的关系应该很好,要不王怡也不会撒泼求他,他也被王怡弄得火苗窜,瞪着姜莱,索性说道:“姜站长真想学?”
“我是真要学!”姜莱点点头,认真的说道,手上还端着整版豆腐,没空放下,有王怡帮忙,她非逼着这胖子答应收她为徒不可。
“胖爷这独门秘术,不可告诉第三人,姜站长可答应?”胖子将心一横,老气横秋的说着,心道,麻辣隔壁的都来逼胖爷,行,胖爷就告诉你丫,你丫可别跳脚骂胖爷是臭流氓。
“嗯,姜莱用生命起誓,我答应您不外传!”姜莱点点头,表情慎重,她知道有些手法是别人的看家绝活,一般不外传,胖子的“泥鳅钻豆腐”的整人招数,就应该属于这个范畴。
“我呢,我都不告诉么?”王怡不高兴了,为了姜莱能跟胖子学两手,她可是又撒娇、又撒泼,整个仙女形象全毁,好么,到头来姜莱过河彩桥,太不仗义了。
果然有了“师傅”忘记了闺蜜,姜莱将手上的豆腐塞到王怡手中,眨眨眼睛,说道:“帮莱姐拿着豆腐,你先到卧房去,等下自然有你好处。”
这俩女人小时就配合惯了,一个眼神,一个表情就能领会对方的意思,王怡顿时喜滋滋的端着豆腐到卧房里去了。
“附耳过来。”胖子心叹,做好了又挨骂的准备,真他娘的,胖爷招谁惹谁了啊,都逼着胖爷教坏良家妇女。
姜莱凑过脑袋,耳朵贴在胖子嘴边,由于某部位太大,避无可避就碰到了胖子的身体,加上胖子的嘴就在她耳边喘气,暖暖的气流让她的面红耳赤,但又想听胖子的“绝招”。
“这‘泥鳅钻豆腐’啊,具体是这样的……”胖子狠狠吸了口姜莱身上散发出来的淡香,一边小声而缓慢的说着“泥鳅钻豆腐”怎么整治人,一边嗅着姜莱身上的芬芳,还没羞没躁的眼神儿往下撇,欣赏着那对快撑破军服的隆起。
反正胖子寻思着,先占了便宜再说,不占白不占,一会儿挨姜莱骂也值当啊!<();
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