第617章 无聊的兰花男
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鲁正源战战兢兢,一张老脸都快憋成老茄子颜色,一朝被蛇咬十年怕井绳,鲁家老的小的都被他给祸害了个遍,好不容易找了个大靠山,这家伙怎么还阴魂不散,自家前脚搬来,他后脚也跟着过来了?
“我说兰花男,你这是整的哪一出?”
陈易的脸色也是不好看,尤其是见了这家伙的嘚瑟模样,心里气更大,直接一屁股坐在他对面的红木椅子上,夸张的嗅着鼻子,揶揄道:“兰花味真冲,不知道的还以为你这变态洒了多少香水呢。龙腾小说ltxsba.com”
体香是褚海门这个壮汉一生的禁忌,可是陈易这牲口从来都是哪壶不开提哪壶,直接往疮疤上揭,每每把他气得七窍生烟。
但是这次褚海门却是忍住了,自顾自的倒了一杯香气四溢的铁观音,说道:“哼,老子现在危险的很,不找个好邻居能行?有驭龙者陈易先生看家护院,老子也能睡上几个安稳觉!”
陈易翻了个白眼,没好气的说道:“操,你倒是舒坦了,我和鲁老可提心吊胆了,那些日本修士凶残成性,指不定做出什么事情来,你难道非要把战火燃到普通人身上?”
“陈先生这话就说的不对了,您是什么人,华夏驭龙者,无冕之王,神机妙算,天下无敌,有您坐镇,谁敢胡来?”
褚海门见陈易跟吃了个苍蝇一样,高兴的脸上都笑出一朵菊花来,二郎腿翘的频率更快幅度更大,看着陈易,一本正经的胡说八道:“陈先生,老褚我对您是钦佩的,是崇拜的,可您也要对自己有信心啊,刚才我看到一个广告词,感觉很好,送给您,心有多大,天地就有多宽,啧啧,说的多好!”
陈易险些没吐这货一脸唾沫,尼玛,狗屁的心有多大天地有多宽,放在现在这个情况下,简直就是心有多大死的就有多快!
就在陈易准备把这货揍成猪头的时候,何卿卿穿着齐膝宽大毛衫从楼上摇曳生姿的走了下来,娇笑一声,说道:“陈先生,您别听老褚瞎说,选择这个地方是我们商量过的。”
“商量我给你们看家护院?”陈易白了她一眼,没好气的说道。
“咯咯,有这个意思,但不全是!”
何卿卿走到近前,从茶盘上拿出两个紫砂茶盅,给陈易和鲁正源一人倒上一杯铁观音,继续说道:“咱们离得近了一些,相互守望,互成犄角,力量更大,您也不想因为您的分身乏力,让家人有所损伤吧?您不在的时候,我们或多或少都可以帮上您一些。我住进来才一天,可是就听人说您对您家里的那如花美眷可是很体贴心疼啊,很多女人都拿您当榜样教育自己男人呢!”
陈易一想也觉得有道理,洛雁和韩闻雪虽然最近都在修习“九转金身决”,洛雁更是连陈易都有些嫉妒的修行奇才,但毕竟时候尚短,比战五渣强不了不少,这也是陈易回来之后就从来不带青犴的原因。
现在有了褚海门和何卿卿,他也可以放心一些。
不过,即便两人这么说,他还是有些不放心,说道:“何小姐我倒是不怀疑,但兰花男能有这个好心?”
褚海门靠在椅子背上,笑得很是风骚,就喜欢陈易这种不喜欢偏偏又无可奈何的模样,怪笑一声,说道:“哈哈,佛眼看人,人人是佛,狗眼看人,人人是狗,陈先生如此看老褚,可是对我有偏见啊!”
“老子对你不是有偏见,而是你小子本就是个白眼狼!”陈易自是不跟他客气,他这辈子救了不少人,可不感恩戴德反而“恩将仇报”的只有这兰花男一个。
褚海门本来还忐忑无比,听着三人这些话后,那干巴老柿子一样的心脏才稍稍安稳了一些。
这卸岭力士不是针对他们鲁家的!
何卿卿看了眼屁股只敢坐半边的鲁正源,知道鲁家人被褚海门吓得不轻,于是说道:“鲁先生,之前因为我们的莽撞让您受惊了,卿卿在此向您道歉,当着陈先生的面,我向您保证,今后我们两人绝对不会动鲁家一分一毫。”
“何小姐言重了,发丘将军与卸岭力士在一定程度上也称得上是同宗同源,我们也算是不打不相识吧”,鲁正源得了何卿卿的保证,心中更宽,卸岭力士虽说都是激进分子,但承诺的事情就一定会遵守,再说还有陈易在,他也不怕他们再生贪念。
褚海门摸起陈易放在桌子上的大白将军,用他的打火机点上,虚伪的笑道:“哈哈,鲁先生说的不错,不打不相识,对了,您回去跟鲁剑豪说声,让他有时间可以来找我,最近闲来无事,顺便指导他一下,发丘将军的后人怎么能不懂修行,说出去让人笑话!”
鲁正源老脸难看了,经历这么多,自己上吊差点身死,孙子更是险些变成太监,躲都躲不及,哪里还敢跟这王八蛋扯上关系,“褚先生的好意老头子心领了,我鲁家虽然是发丘将军的后人,但那都是久远之事,早就没绝了再入行的打算,剑豪资质有限,做点小生意了此残生也罢……”
“哎,鲁先生此言差矣!”
褚海门仿佛听不出鲁正源话中的拒绝之意,大大咧咧的摆着手,“老祖宗的手艺怎么能扔了?这不是不孝吗?再说,我与鲁剑豪交往时间不短,觉得这小子悟性很不错,加以调教,日后说不定也能把发丘将军一门发扬光大。”
“褚先生,老头子真的谢谢您的好意,但是今非昔比,华夏法律监管严格,盗墓是要坐牢的……”
褚海门把手中烟蒂掐死,沉声说道:“鲁先生是在怀疑我褚海门的本事不够,连那些吃公家饭的条子都玩不过?”
“哎呦,褚先生您误会了,老头子哪里敢有这个意思,实在剑豪没这个福分啊”,鲁正源一再推拒,坚决不从,心里面把褚海门八辈祖宗都问候一个遍,这王八蛋还嫌祸害鲁家祸害的不够,非得把剑豪这根独苗给掐了才满意?
陈易见这家伙没完没了了,无奈地翻了个白眼,说道:“你小子就得了吧,盗墓贼什么时候还成了香饽饽?能吃饱穿暖安居乐业谁特娘的做这种损阴德的勾当!”
“狭隘!”
褚海门不屑的看了陈易一眼,说道:“吃饱穿暖就可以了?有没有点追求?那么多凝结了先人心血与智慧的瑰宝,长埋在黑暗地下,你难道就不想让它们重现世间,发出它们本应有的光辉?难道就不想让世人知道老祖宗们的智慧和手段?”
“少扯淡,老子第一次见你这般不要脸的人,盗墓还盗出情怀来了!”
陈易对这家伙的瞎扯淡极为不屑,不屑说道:“要是真有你说的这么高尚,你怎么不先把你家祖坟给刨了?卸岭力士的陪葬品,指定不比王侯贵族的少。”
褚海门龇着牙,道:“嘿嘿,陈先生这就不懂了,我发丘将军的陪葬品真没有几件,而且,我就是想刨也找不到地方啊。”
“哦?”
陈易挑了挑眉,冷笑说道:“你们发丘将军的墓葬连自己后人都要隐瞒?啧啧,这追求还真够高尚的,连祖宗都要防贼一般的防着你们,不,你们就是一群没点道义的贼!”
“嘿嘿,说你不懂你还不承认,老子就是再没人性,也不可能去挖自己祖先的坟!”
褚海门又抽了一根烟,自己点上,吐了个烟圈,说道:“将军难免阵上亡,瓦罐不离井边破,我们这卸岭力士整日与那些老鬼勾心斗角,夺鬼财物,早晚有一天会栽在里面,你说,天下这么多大墓,老子去哪里寻去?”
陈易吧唧了两下嘴巴,想想也是如此,每一行都有每一行的风光,但每一行也都有每一行的心酸,不是此中人,肯定不晓山中事。
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