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第996章 老愤青

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老家伙是正了八经的宫斗祖师爷,见得肮脏事儿多了去了,血腥残忍手段早就习以为常。点天灯是指在人肚脐眼上挖出一个小洞,放进去油灯芯子,用人体脂肪做灯油的残忍刑罚,而这老家伙竟然曾经兴起过要这么做的念头,不得不说老司机就是不一样。

也不怪他如此气愤,现在某些导演和编剧也确实瞎整,一部电视剧中,除了男女主角,其他所有人不是脑残就是猥琐小人,要知道能在汪洋历史中留下名姓之人,哪一个不是智计超群,在李不才看来,那简直就是该千刀万剐!

“世界这么美好,您老人家不能如此暴躁,这样不好,这样不好!还是好好享受生活,帮助一下穷人,做做慈善,不,是积点功德比较好。”陈易满脑门子冷汗,心想当初幸亏是4762接手的这个大祸害,又使用无上思想教育大法让他苦海回头,如果在自己身边,非得闹得天翻地覆不可。

“你小子是在骂我缺德喽?”李不才斜叼着眼,瞪着陈易。

“得,咱们别扯这么多没用的,还是先看看那长生秘方,希望能让您老人家老树开花!”陈易不想跟性情古怪到不能再古怪的老魃僵瞎扯淡,从兜里掏出一张写满了字迹的纸,交给他。

李不才也收起了那古怪的性子,接过来,双眼放光的看了起来。陈易就点上一根烟,看着忽然变得激动起来的李不才,也是为他高兴。

这老家伙肉体心灵双双变态,但为人还是不错,没有他,自己体内的煞气也不会消除,灵力也不会转化为质量更高的归元之气。

严格说起来,这老魃僵可以称得上是陈易的恩人。

李不才看得非常认真,没有漏掉一个字,双眼放光,手指微微颤抖,足足看过三五遍之后,这才抬起头,激动说道:“玄之又玄,妙而又妙,以极阴之尸气,养龙涎之阳气,再辅以数十位海中珍贵药材,促使阴阳调和,奇妙,奇妙!只有神仙才能做到,只有神仙才能做到!”

李不才激动到不能自已,拍着橡木沙发扶手啪啪作响,陈易泛着白眼,心想这押金你明天是拿不出来了,把人沙发扶手都拍裂了,不罚得你底朝天才怪!

“嗯,有用就行,也算是完成了我之前对李前辈的承诺。”陈易也是笑着说道。

这一张纸解决了李不才困扰千百年的内疚,陈易坑他的那点钱财而产生的疙瘩瞬间溶解,他冲陈易点了点头,道:“你小子完成了你的承诺,那我也不能食言而肥,说去的话泼出去的水,日后你若是有用得着咱家的地方,只要一句话,哪怕是上刀山下火海,咱家眉头皱一下,就不是个爷们!”

“李前辈说哪里去了,上刀山下火海的事情只有蠢货才做,咱们得推别人下去!”陈易认真纠正着说道。

“哈哈,你们这些后生啊,一个个奸猾的紧,净是做些损人利己的勾当!”李不才对现代的国人了解了一些,在天子脚下还被奸商坑过,已经不只一次感叹人心不古道德崩坏了,他看着陈易那不以为耻反以为荣的嘴脸,又无奈说道,“其实,这才是真正的人。都说人之初性本善,咱家活了这么久,可就从来不相信这鬼话!”

“哈哈,李前辈先别高兴,除了龙涎之外,这里的所有药物全部都是生长在深海之中,我这里虽然有一些,但还是不足。想要凑齐了,需要费上些工夫”,陈易见老家伙有些得意忘形,不由好心提醒道。

他在鲛人地盘上找人翻译完了那枚石片之后,就想到了这一茬,于是就把那伥鬼的老窝搜刮一遍,但鲛人族贡献的大部分药材都被伥鬼用完,只有很少一部分,但就是这极少的一部分还是被他扔在了马来。

李不才瞥了陈易一眼,自傲道:“咱家学医数十年,更是曾在宫廷之中博览群书,不敢说比得上华佗扁鹊,但也绝对超过世间绝大多数人。一点点药材还能难处我了?海里能长出来,陆上也能长出来,只要药性相同,找到三五种替代之物又有何难?”

“好吧,您老人家牛逼!”

陈易竖了个大拇指给李不才,担心是多余了,想象也对,对于医药这方面,陈易就是小白中的菜鸟,肯定无法比的上李不才这种老油条。

“好了,该拿的东西都已经拿到了,你小子是不是该表示一下,请咱家尝尝这里的风味名吃?”李不才将陈易给他的那张秘方折了两道,揣进怀里,开始翻脸不认人了。

“您,也吃东西?”陈易跟见了鬼般看着李不才,严格说,就是见了鬼。在民间认为,灵魂跟僵尸都是差不多的玩意!

“哼,咱家虽然是魃僵之身,但早就摆脱需要吸食人血维持自身生机的低级状态。再新鲜的血液,也总是带着一股子腥味,哪有名家大厨烹饪出来的菜肴香甜,哪有由吸收天地雨露的五谷杂粮酿成的美酒醇厚?”

明明就是嘴馋现代厨艺烹调出来的美味珍馐,明明就是个吃货,却偏偏说的如此大义凛然,陈易翻了个白眼,除了李不才也没有谁了。

“成,我带您去个好地方,正好遇到了点麻烦,不小心惹了一个叫濮林族的组织,可能需要您帮帮忙,咱们过会儿一边吃一边说!”陈易答应道。

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