第1088章 花样作死
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拆迁大队新任大队长凤凰的虎牙都露出来了,拳头捏的咯嘣直响,枉负她为小畜生满满的担心,它竟然是在嘲笑讥讽她。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com
就在凤凰忍不住要爆发,准备狠狠锤它一顿的时候,青犴带着一身泥浆,撒丫子就跑,一边跑一边“慌慌”叫个不停,仿佛还在说“拆迁大队长”这事儿。
凤凰眼中都快喷出火来,开足马力去追杀。
“好了好了,你说你一个成年人,跟小动物生什么气!”陈易连忙抱住她,不断劝说。
“哼,你就宠着它吧!”凤凰怒冲冲说道。
青犴已经不止惹恼了不止一个人,但都被护犊子的陈易大事化小小事化了,标准的帮亲不帮理。
最关键的是,他的那些红颜知己都没有小畜生地位高!
“这么可爱的小家伙当然要宠着,以后咱们有了孩子,我一样会宠着”,陈易一句话就让凤凰面红耳赤,没了继续追杀的念头。
“滚,谁跟你有孩子!”凤凰俏脸绯红,她没有结婚的打算,但要不要孩子,暂时还不确定。
陈易脸皮那是极厚极厚的,浑然不在乎,生不生孩子又不是她自己说了算,当事人还有一位呢,等到时机成熟,可就由不得她了。
“连着好几天滴水未进米粒未沾,应该饿了吧?我们吃东西去!”
陈易不等凤凰答应,就拉着她的手,跑到了杜玛家里。一向冷清的杜玛家中,这些日子变得热闹非凡,陈易等人经常出入,不仅仅是因为滑柏骨在此配药,还因为滑柏骨与伏千里赌局双输,滑柏骨需要用伏千里提供的药材,给众人做一个月的药膳。
百年人参蒸熊掌,野生鲈鱼炖泰山紫灵芝,红烧鹿尾……
那滋味,那感受,甭提多美了,要不是一个个有家有业的,他们真想长留在这个人间天堂之中,再也不出去。
修炼有“超级百草丹2号”,吃饭有各种美味药膳,简直就是爽歪歪。
陈易感觉这些日子,他又胖了两三斤。
“你们来了?快点做下吧,马上就要开饭了。”杜玛温柔如水的说道。
锅中是十几位中药炖出来的几只野山鸡。野山鸡在华夏是保护动物,在这里随便吃随便抓,走到林子里,弄不好一脚都踩上两个。
“嗯嗯,好香啊,又是小婶婶亲手做的吧?”陈易夸张耸动鼻子问道。
杜玛微笑点头,这几天里,她把故人遗骸下葬,心结彻底的解开,笑容越来越多,人也越来越美,整的滑柏骨没来由就是一阵担心,娇妻如花,他却年近半百,这梨花可是还能压住海棠?
陈易一阵哂笑,道:“我就知道,滑叔打赌输了,自己不履行赌约,却让小婶婶代劳,也太不地道了。”
“吃你的东西吧,我要是给你们做饭,谁去替老子炼‘超级百草丹2号’?”滑柏骨怒瞪陈易一眼,哪壶不开提哪壶,他正心烦着呢。
“也是,滑叔的本事没得说,配上小婶婶的手艺,那是天下无双,完全可以去竞争一下全国十佳模范夫妻”,陈易那是人精中的人精,一眼就知道滑柏骨痛点所在,连忙改口把他往天上夸。
杜玛的脸当即就红了,她跟滑柏骨自从交往到现在可是纯洁的很,从未逾矩,更遑论谈婚论嫁,她轻淬一口,就要去埋怨陈易。
可滑柏骨这个时候却是开口了,老小子得意洋洋地笑道:“哼,都天下无双,为什么还竞争模范夫妻去,我与你小婶婶可看不上这种虚头巴脑的东西。”
杜玛幽怨地看这滑柏骨,心想这货今天没喝酒啊,怎么就发起酒疯来了,净胡说八道。
“唉,对了,闻雪呢,这几天以来一直没有见过她,她回去了吗?”杜玛生怕其他人再在这个话题上继续下去,连忙旁顾言它。
这次轮到滑柏骨用幽怨的眼神看到她了,畅想一下夫妻未来生活,多美好的一件事情啊,转移话题都转移的那么生硬。
“没有啊,没有告诉我呢”,陈易笑着说道,越看这俩人越有意思,同时释放神识,覆盖周围,很快找了韩闻雪的位置,道:“这姑娘难得用功,正在打坐炼化呢,我们不管她,先吃着。”
在修行方面如此用功的韩闻雪,陈易还是从未见过,不想坏了她的好事儿,这姑娘若是听到有吃的,保准放下修炼,跑来一饱口舌之欲。
“哈哈,那丫头竟然知道用功了?太阳真是打西边出来了。”伏千里知道韩闻雪一向只要打坐就打瞌睡,修炼起来更是三天打鱼两天晒网,能有现在的成绩,还是陈易用海量的龙血浇灌出来的。
“不过,这丫头别练过头了,修行这玩意儿没有捷径可以走,必须一步一个脚印,若是突破太猛,很可能会留下隐患,给日后造成不必要的麻烦,她可别把‘超级百草丹2号’当成了糖豆吃。”
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