第1259章 狼狈为奸
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“让你拿着就拿着，废什么话，我小婶婶可是在家里盼星盼月亮盼你给她带些好玩好用的物件，我要是一点不给，那她还不得给我下上几吨鸩毒啊！”
陈易笑着将那粉红色宝石塞进滑柏骨手里，打趣着却不容置疑地说着，他虽然被年幼时的贫穷折磨怕了，但是却很少吃独食，对于滑柏骨这种亲近之人来说更是不可能。龙腾小说ltxsba.com
“那个，我……”，滑柏骨还想再推让一番，清虚子已经将另外一枚顺溜地装进兜里，咧嘴道：“老滑，别推三阻四的，这小子保准还有算计，这点东西他看不到眼里。”
陈易给了清虚子一个白眼，就这货话多，然后走到那个大包裹前，划拉一番，将那块破损的分红色宝石小心捡起来收好，又将其中好些闪生铜，不认识的药草，矿石，动物骨骼等物品一包，仍在身后，都是自己的了。
滑柏骨没什么意见，他来这里就是还人情，又生性恬淡，不甚在意这些，可清虚子却是一脸的肉疼，急忙两步，将那大包裹背在身后，道：“大兄弟，舟车劳顿，道爷我帮你一把，替你背回去。”
陈易不多看他，用屁股想也知道他打的什么主意，一路下来，这里面的东西保准要被他贪墨大半。幸亏这货没有考公务员当父母官的心思，不然和珅那“史上第一巨贪”的美名就要改弦易辙，被这货给强夺而去。
圣尼古拉箕坐于地，老神在在，嘴里念念有词，不知道是在祈求他的天神降下圣火烧死这半夜闯入的流氓匪徒，还是在诅咒这货出门就被车压死吃饭被饭噎死，反正没有多少惊慌，倒是颇有些神棍该有的临危不惧的模样，还是教科书级别的。
陈易收拾完这些，才对圣尼古拉说道：“老头啊，我就不向你行礼了，你是西方的头牌神棍，我是东方的顶级大忽悠，咱们棋逢对手，同一级别，就不要那些没用的虚礼了。”
圣尼古拉抬头看了陈易一眼，惺忪的眸子里尽是不屑，“哼，无知小儿，我是神的仆人，你如此对待与我，难道就不怕遭报应吗？”
“握草，你丫会汉语啊？”陈易一惊一乍，心中纳闷不已，这是什么情况，华夏大地英语课程难坏了孩子们的嫩头皮，铺天盖地的英语辅导机构更是让那些无良臭老九赚得盆钵满盈，可是到了这里，怎么情况都反过来了？
圣约翰能说一口流利的中国话，那倒霉催的被陈易砍瓜切菜没剩下几个十二圣骑士也会说，这圣尼古拉也特娘的字正腔圆，陈易可是没觉得汉语热潮什么时候刮得如此风骚。
“每一任教皇，每一任圣骑士都是博学之辈，会点汉语又有何奇怪，就算是天资平庸到了极点，这些年来，我们日夜研究华夏，派出无数高手行走于华夏，早就将这门繁琐的语言掌握透彻。”
圣尼古拉派头十足，输人不输阵，嘴硬的很，言下之意便是说，牛逼啥，你们也就一次闯进我教廷领地，这些年来，我们可是把你们华夏当成了后花园，想进就进，想出就出！
“你大爷的！”
清虚子一巴掌扇在他半秃的脑袋上，揍得这老家伙头晕目眩，耳中嗡嗡作响，“你是博学之辈，哼，那我就把你弄成傻子，看你还博学个屁！”
“傻子又如何，神的侍奉是永远不会害怕魔鬼的恐吓！”圣尼古拉义正词严，还在胸口画了个十字架。
陈易加了一句，“那扒光了腚，在你屁股上画俩王八，撵着你全城疯跑，让全天下的信徒都知道你这老货屁股是啥颜色，看你的上帝还收不收你这个丢人丢到姥姥家的祸害。”
这毒如蛇蝎的一句话让圣尼古拉当即变色，仰首怒目而视，却被陈易又一巴掌拍翻在地，这一下比刚才清虚子的那一下还狠，直把这被清虚子用邪门术法封住修为的老东西拍在地上，头晕耳鸣，爬不起身。
“草，做了俘虏就要有做俘虏的觉悟。就凭你老小子这么多年处心积虑祸害华夏龙脉的罪孽，我就是把你卖到泰国改造成人妖也不为过！”
陈易气哼哼说道，一脸的天不怕地不怕，这事虽然是冒天下之大不韪，可真把他逼急了，也不是做不出来。
老小子被这话吓住了，死鱼眼一翻，晕死过去。
“草，这也忒不经吓了吧？”陈易也是翻白眼，太尼玛丢人了，你这王八蛋可是当世教皇，名头比驭龙者还大的神棍，就这点狗屁胆量？
一杯凉咖啡泼上，圣尼古拉悠悠转醒，第一眼看到陈易那张还算帅气的脸，如同见了魔鬼一般，差点又要晕厥过去，可滑柏骨还在身边呢，一银针扎在神池穴上，这老货登时一个激灵，要多精神有多精神。
“按照我吩咐的去做，不然不仅仅是把你改造成人妖，老子还要把你的这梵蒂冈城翻个底朝天，你不用怀疑我的能力，驭龙使脉是我的强项。”
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