第一百三十六章 、伊顿公学和法式湿吻
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“嘿,你们听说了吗,爱德华今早上学时无精打采的,问他出了什么事,他居然说自己脑子坏掉了!”
“什么?脑子坏到了?你确定爱德华是怎么说的?这是他的原话?”
“千真万确!不信你自己去问问啊。更多小说ltxsba.com喏,他不就在那里嘛,你去问问,我肯定他还会这么说!”
就在这时,角落里的确响起了爱德华的声音。
“没什么大不了的,我就是脑子坏掉了”
这是发生在圣约翰初级中学食堂里的一幕,中午十二点前后,下课了的学生们正匆忙地往嘴里扒饭。毕竟午休时间有限,而谁又不想趁中午多玩一会儿呢?
“要说他脑子坏掉了,我第一个相信。”
坐在餐桌一角,某个八年级女生嗤笑道:“平时学习成绩那么好的一个人,却突然在去年期末考试考成那副模样,然后硬生生地留了一级,要不是脑子坏掉了,怎么可能?”
“苏珊娜,不要那么说嘛,爱德华很可怜的”
餐厅一角正上演着一幕正剧,名为爱德华的悲惨世界,由他本人主演,由他平时的好哥们与爱慕者为配角。剧情为周围人不断问他为什么今天精神萎靡,而他则不断回答,自己脑子坏掉了,自己智商下降了,自己脑残了
然后周围的看客们便不停发表自己的看法。
不过在某一个角落里,却比较例外。
茜茜慢慢悠悠地吃着饭,眼神怪异地看着面前的女孩。
“真不是你做的手脚?”
坐在她的对面,爱丽丝今天第1次苦恼地搓额头:“拜托啊亲爱的,这问题你都问了多少遍了,我能做什么手脚啊。难道我还会催眠术不成?让他固定守着那几个台词说个没完?”
茜茜看向剧场方向:“那他怎么会变成那副模样?总不可能被你那么一喊,就真的傻掉了吧?”
爱丽丝一撇嘴:“装可怜吸引你注意咯,就像他留级那件事似的,用这种方法给自己创造机会,我也真是服了。”
茜茜摸了摸自己脸蛋,不知怎么回事,脸蛋有点发烫。
所以,她咀嚼的速度自然也就慢下来了:“爱丽丝,吃完饭离上课还有半小时,到外面溜达一圈?”
爱丽丝当然无所谓,三两口吃掉最后一点午餐后,便拉着茜茜的小手走出教学楼。
这会儿正是中午,而且还是开学第一天,很多一假期没见的同学都三五成群在一起闲逛,操场四处都是人。不远处的林肯高中又何尝不是如此,今年九月,也正是艾希莉从圣约翰走入林肯的日子,甚至舞弥也都是十六岁的大姑娘了,转眼一看,日子过得真快。
“其实艾希莉能到这里上学,本来就是意外。”
爱丽丝挽着茜茜的手,绕着教学楼走着:“要不是当年那场大病错过考试,她就直接去私立中学上课了,哪还会住在卡尔弗城啊。”
茜茜点头赞同着:“是啊,不过如果是我的话爱丽丝,问你个问题,你说我现在申请伊顿公学来来得及吗?”
爱丽丝眉毛挑了挑:“你想考那个?好家伙,那可不容易啊!”
英国的伊顿公学,谁没听说过它的鼎鼎大名。别看这座十五世纪成立的学校每年只招收两百多个学生,但其中70的人都会升入世界名校,每年进入牛津、剑桥的平均人数更是达到70人左右,可是个相当了不起的存在!
只听茜茜继续赞叹道:“当然不容易了。爱丽丝,你应该听说过那个统计吧?据说在一战期间,英国男子在沙场上战死率大概是11,而从伊顿公学毕业的男子的战死率,却足足达到20左右!那里的人可真是把骑士精神发挥到极致了呢!”
对于这个,爱丽丝也必须点头赞同:“是啊,和平时期享受特权,战争时期身先士卒,英国王室贵族能在现代还饱受世界民众欢迎,他们的以身作则功不可没。而要是没有伊顿公学的启蒙教导,想做到这点也是不容易呢。”
“所以真的很难啊”
如此,茜茜更是发出一声无力的呻吟:“每年有上千名学生报考它呢,但录取却只有两百多。虽然比例倒不是低到夸张,但报名条件本身就很苛刻啊。不是私立小学的优秀学生,想过报名那关都困难着呢。”
正巧,两人顺着教学楼走到一处台阶前,她们便顺势坐了下来。
听了茜茜的感慨,爱丽丝忽然感觉有点不对劲。
“慢着,慢着慢着,茜茜,我怎么记得,伊顿公学是所男校吧!?”
就算自己上辈子连英国都没去过,但爱丽丝当然也清楚,这所全英国最好的中学,应该是所男校好不好!?
怎么茜茜还在打它的主意?
难不成
面对爱丽丝望来的诡异目光,茜茜嘴角一抽:“看什么,我当然是女孩了,你这白痴!”
“没事,咱不怕承认,就算你素蓝孩纸,偶也会爱你一辈子滴。”
但看爱丽丝还是一副神叨叨的模样,茜茜不得不翻起一个白眼:“我说大天才啊,虽然我知道你肯定连上哪个大学都不在乎,但拜托你平时能不能多长点心?伊顿公学打破过去几个世纪来的惯例,从去年起开启招募女学生的先河,这么大的新闻,你都没关注过吗!?”
爱丽丝一脸无辜的表情意味着,她真的没有关注。
“你是不是想死”
如此,茜茜坐在她身边,恶狠狠地瞪着她,把脸凑了过来。
“我可是早跟你说过,我梦想都进入伊顿公学啊,咱们认识有两三年了吧?你这颗聪明的大脑袋,这时候怎么就变成猪脑袋了!?”
“你确定你跟我说过?”
“我怎么可能没跟你说过?”
“你当然没和我说过了!”
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