第241章 敲竹杠
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“呦，这不是大才子逸之兄么？自从国子监一别后多日不见，今日怎么有空到我家来了？”李悠大大咧咧的来到客厅坐下，优哉游哉的翘起了二郎腿。更多小说ltxsba.com
无礼！胡逸之什么时候受过这样的待遇？以他的出身即使去了各家尚书府上对方也会客套几句，断不会像里有这样对待他，可想起临走时父亲的叮嘱，他只能强忍着咽下气来，强自挤出一丝笑容道，“听闻文阳兄将要成亲，小弟这是贺喜来了。”
“不对吧？今儿个在朝堂上是胡大人说要给我送贺礼来着，怎么到你这儿成了你来道贺？”说着李悠顺手拿起了胡逸之送过来的礼单，轻飘飘的说道，“我明白了，大抵是胡贤弟念在昔日同窗之情的份上，单独送了我一份礼物；胡贤弟的盛情实在是让愚兄惭愧啊，啧啧，这份礼物实在是太厚了，想必比起令尊要送的也差不多了。”
噗，胡逸之好悬一口血喷出来，没想到自己一时口误就被李悠抓住了漏洞，把他代表胡松年送的礼当成了他自己送的，这样说岂不是他们胡家还要在送一份？这份礼物可是不轻啊，零零碎碎加起来可是让他们父子好一阵儿的心疼，要是再送一份那还得了？况且听李悠的语气下一份要是比这一份少他可不依。
于是胡逸之立刻无视了自己年纪比李悠大，应该他称呼自己为兄的事儿，连忙分辨道，“文阳兄误会了，我这次来是”
“哎，我就说胡贤弟何必如此客套呢？你和胡大人本为父子，按道理说送一份礼物就行了。”胡逸之正要点头，却听到李悠话锋一转，“不过既然送来了我再退回去岂不是辜负了胡贤弟的一番好意？既然如此我就觍颜收下了。”
“另外，胡大人的礼就不用贤弟亲自出面了，排个管家什么的送来就行。”理由根本不给胡逸之分辨的机会，“哦，对了，胡贤弟若是有空，帮我去通知卢怀慎卢贤弟一声，咱们虽然都是国子监的同窗，但也不用见外，无需在贺礼上攀比，卢贤弟的礼物和胡贤弟的送得差不多就可以了。”
我什么要来的这么快？胡逸之现在是后悔万分，若是他赶在卢怀慎后面送礼不就好了？到时候即使也要送两份贺礼，这埋怨也落不到自己头上，而现在等出去之后自己非给卢怀慎他们骂死不成？更别说他那个视财如命的爹，听到这个消息非心疼的吐血不成。
这时候一名仆从走到李悠身旁小声耳语几句，李悠闻言起身道，“哦，正说卢贤弟呢，卢贤弟就过来了，胡贤弟陪我一起见客吧。”
说完依旧是不等胡逸之回话，李悠就让仆人把吏部尚书卢承庆之子、李悠和胡逸之在国子监的同窗卢怀慎带了进来；刚从朝堂上下来你们就急乎乎的送礼过来，这是想我早点走啊，既然如此就别怪我再敲你们一笔了。
卢怀慎进来后没注意到胡逸之的眼神，双手将礼单送上，李悠接过来扫了一眼道，“哈哈，卢贤弟送的贺礼可比胡贤弟的贵重了不少啊？不知道来日卢尚书的贺礼是不是也比胡参政的重呢？”参知政事相当于副相，简称为参政。
啊，不是，这是我们卢家送来的，可不是我自己的礼物啊！还有卢尚书的贺礼是什么意思？难道还要我们家送两份？卢怀慎此时也是和胡逸之刚才一样一脸懵逼，完全忽视了李悠当面打开礼单是一件很失礼的事情。
李悠照样没给他说话的机会，三言两语将送两份礼物的责任推到了胡逸之头上，就借口又有人送礼将他们俩人打发走了；胡逸之和卢怀慎欲哭无泪，他们完全没想到为了区区一份贺礼，李悠就能如此的不要脸啊。
然而他们没想到的还不止这些，吏部考功郎中孟超然不久之后也领略了一番李悠的厚脸皮，他笑眯眯的送上一份礼单说道，“下官前些日子得了一副眉坡居士的真迹，想来也只有爵爷您这样的俊才方能品出其中的韵味，故而就给您送来了。”
“眉坡居士的真迹？”李悠也不见外，直接从礼物堆里抽出一幅卷轴来，打开后歪着脑袋打量两眼道，“孟大人莫不是戏弄某家来了？谁不知道某家是勋贵出身，平日只懂舞枪弄棒，从不会什么琴棋书画？某家成亲孟大人送这样的东西莫不是讽刺某家胸无点墨？看看人家卢公子和胡公子，送的不是金就是银，怎么到了你这儿就如此吝啬？”
做得出“深杯酒满”这样词句的人自称胸无点墨？眉坡居士的真迹还不如金银？孟超然当下脑子就宕机了，愣了好半天才分辨道，“爵爷，您可不能这么说啊？千金易得，眉坡居士的真迹难求啊。”要不是觉得自己今日在朝堂上得罪李悠得罪的狠了，孟超然也舍不得拿出这份礼物来。
“价值千金？”李悠愣愣的看着这幅书法。
“是啊，只要您放出风声，手上有眉坡居士的真迹，保管有人千金来求。”孟超然马上解释道。
“呵呵，你当本爵爷傻得不成？我可听说眉坡居士一生穷困孤苦，他的真迹若是价值千金，那会落到个冻饿而死的地步？”李悠当即嗤笑道，“不想送我千金的贺礼也就罢了，拿着东西来忽悠人算什么？莫不是看不起本爵爷？”
当时和现在那能一样么？孟超然被李悠的强词夺理折腾的快哭了，只好强忍着心疼说道，“是，下官错了，下官这就回去为您补上千金之数。”
孟超然被李悠敲了一笔垂头丧气的离去了，至于那副眉坡居士的真迹，李悠压根没有还回来的意思，他也不好索要，只当是打落牙齿和血吞了。
今日的客人似乎特别多，孟超然刚走，仆人再次来报，他的国子监同窗、并且和他们一起护送李圭回京的王机来访。
“快快有请。”这位可不适合敲竹杠，李悠起身迎出去。
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