第2973章 癞和尚（神墓篇，开始！）
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青龙帮射出了“怒龙旗”，霹雳堂发布了“雷霆令”，发出重金悬赏，号召整个江湖，围歼妖僧“灵鹫上人”！
灵鹫上人这些年疯疯癫癫，原本就得罪了大半个江湖，七大派一声令下，江湖中人哪怕不要赏金都要“共襄盛举”，谁能格杀妖僧，就能得到青龙和雷霆两派的赏识，瞬间平步青云，自然人人奋勇，个个争先，终于将妖僧逼到逃无可逃的绝境。
为了围歼妖僧，七大派总共出动数千精锐好手，还有数万“共襄盛举”的英雄好汉，江南霹雳堂更是拿出了连军中都没有装备的五十具“霹雳火弩”，纵然那妖僧有出神入化的手段，都在劫难逃了
半山腰上，一个个江湖豪杰，或是咬牙切齿，或是横眉怒目，或是桀桀怪笑着。
狼牙峰上，灵鹫上人将半葫芦残酒一饮而尽，意犹未尽地砸吧着嘴，恋恋不舍地看着眼前大好天地，笑道：“好啦，小姑娘，就送你到这里罢，你的情郎就在狼牙峰下，狼毫谷中等你，这是最后一次问你，想清楚，你是否真愿意放弃锦衣玉食和过往的一切，和他长相厮守，平淡一生？”
“愿意，一百个愿意！”
那新娘子连连点头，用力撕扯着身上的嫁衣，仿佛江南霹雳堂的嫁衣，在身上多穿一刻都忍受不了，只是，看着从半山腰上越逼越近的火把，她的脸色一片惨白，终究还是叹了口气道，“狼牙峰上，插翅难飞，哎，大师，您为何要如此莽撞地帮助小女子，却是要小女子连累大师一条性命了！”
“也不全然是帮你，现在朝廷弱而江湖强，你爹和霹雳堂主都有野心，两大帮会的合流，有问鼎天下之意，一旦刀兵四起，不知又有多少腥风血雨，生灵涂炭。”
灵鹫上人撕着狗肉，将油脂揩进嘴里，吃得满嘴流油，含混不清道，“出家人慈悲为怀，虽然知道大势不可改变，但能改多少算多少，我问心无愧，你们自求多福吧！”
“是，大师是真正的高人，整个鲲鹏王朝人尽皆知，只可惜您终究不是神仙，我们逃了三天三夜，还是要被他们抓回去的，青龙帮和霹雳堂的联盟，谁也改变不了。”
新娘子咬着嘴唇，下定决心，抬头道，“大师放心，回去之后，小女子一定以死相逼，决不让父亲坏了大师的性命！”
“呵呵，有小姑娘这句话就够啦，狼牙峰高，但和尚未必不是真正的神仙呢，虽然擅自篡改法则的后果很严重，但……偶尔偷偷摸摸、鬼鬼祟祟改一次，倒也无妨吧？”
灵鹫上人嘻嘻一笑，随手捡起一片金黄的枯叶，在掌心捏碎了，往悬崖深处一抛。
不可思议的事情发生了！
粉碎的枯叶竟然在迷雾和罡风之间，变成了一条蜿蜿蜒蜒，温润如玉的金光大道！
“这——”
新娘子目瞪口呆，半天说不出话来。
这如果不是幻术，就是真正的仙家手段了。
“此宝名为‘滑滑梯’，去吧，小姑娘，快乘着滑滑梯和你的情郎相会，没羞没臊地幸福去吧！”
灵鹫上人含笑道，“和尚只能帮你到这里了。”
“那，那您呢？”
新娘子还没接受和尚是神仙的事实，下意识问道。
“万事万物皆有缘分。”
灵鹫上人看着天空，漆黑的眼眸映照着漆黑的夜幕，仿佛洞穿夜幕和天空，看到了更高处的东西，他喃喃道，“最近几年，和尚想起了越来越多的东西，想起了……自己究竟是谁，看来，我和这个世界的缘分已尽，是时候去了。”
说话间，他油腻腻的大手一推，新娘子顿时跌入那座枯叶炼制而成的仙家至宝“滑滑梯”上，顺着金光闪闪的滑梯，一路尖叫着坠入云雾之中，人迹罕至的山谷里。
只剩下一个胖大邋遢的癞和尚，回过身来，满不在乎地面对数千江湖豪杰。
“妖僧在那！”
“束手就擒吧！”
“别跑，乖乖受死！”
“小姐呢，快把小姐交出来，留你一个全尸！”
“七大派群豪在此，今天就算你有通天彻地之能都跑不掉了，跪地求饶吧，臭和尚，我们的账也该好好算算了！“
众多江湖豪杰连声怒骂，一支支熊熊燃烧的利箭在和尚周围，如火雨般落下。
山风猎猎，吹得和尚宽大的僧袍鼓荡起来，火光冲天，把他映照得如一尊古古怪怪的大佛。
看着群雄激愤，怒气滔滔，灵鹫上人咧嘴一笑，忽然做出一件令所有人都瞠目结舌的事情。
他竟然一把扯开僧袍，掏出那家伙，冲着下面的群雄，酣畅淋漓、痛痛快快地放起尿来！
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