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第3192章 倒果为因

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“牛老师……”

李耀一阵失望,坐在地上抱着脑袋,沮丧道,“说了半天,您还是不相信我啊!”

“废话。最新地址ltxsba.info”

张大牛道,“虽然我是很爱幻想,心理素质也特别好,可以接受一些怪力乱神、超出常理的东西,但你的故事也未免太夸张,太不合逻辑了,别说是我,换成任何一个正常人都不可能相信的嘛!

“你究竟想要我相信什么?相信我他妈是个‘创世神’,只要我动笔写一部小说,这个小说里的世界,就会真实出现在浩瀚星海的某一处?甚至,我笔下的小说人物还穿越到了地球上,出现在我面前,一脚踹开我家的大门,向我展示他健硕的肌肉?我他妈,我他妈是神笔马良啊!”

“但是——”

李耀艰难道,“墙上的窟窿,还有您昨晚在梦游状态下写了这么多字,这又该怎么解释?”

“我不知道,但无论怎么解释,都比你从‘修四宇宙’穿越而来,听上去要靠谱。”

张大牛摊了摊手道,“或许,你喜欢健身,力气非常大,老房子的建筑质量又很一般,所以就被你砸了个窟窿,然后,我有点儿神经衰弱,又有点儿梦游症,这不是什么大不了的病吧?就算,就算梦中写作是怪了点,也不至于要我相信什么‘修四宇宙’的真实存在啊!

“退一万步说,哎呀,接下来这话说出来我都觉得羞耻,退一万步说,这个世界上真的存在超能力,你真是一个力大无穷的超能力者,所以呢,这就能证明你来自修四宇宙吗?”

李耀还不死心,挠着头发道:“牛老师,您肯承认超能力的存在,这就是一个非常大的进步,我当然没证据来证实自己的猜测,所以,不如咱们以‘超能力’为出发点,一步步探索和证实,一起去寻找这个世界的终极答案?”

“找你妹啊!”

张大牛急得眼睛都红了,不知道是该大声咆哮还是痛哭流涕,他双手合十,向李耀恳求道,“李耀同学,算我求求你好不好,我们往日无冤近日无仇,你别缠着我,别害我啦!你要发疯就自己去疯,但真的别牵扯到什么‘修四宇宙’,你这么做会害死我的!

“真的,说起来网络写手真是特别受罪的一个职业,不不不,这玩意儿压根就不是一个职业,按照相声里的说法,这就是旧社会天桥底下卖艺的,撂土地,下苦力,卖把式,下九流!别看外表风风光光,你还老师长老师短,其实就是个屁,看热闹的多,真金白银支持的少,把手指头写断了也就勉强混个温饱——就这,还不是天天都能卖,赶上刮风下雨或者皇帝驾崩了,还不让你卖呢!

“说句不客气的话,你现在的行为,就是要把我赶尽杀绝,把这本书往死里逼啊!你自己琢磨琢磨,仔细琢磨琢磨,就你现在这精神状态,要是出去大街上干什么违法乱纪的勾当,记者一采访,回去报道一写,,后面再把的书名一贴,打个‘精神鸦片’之类的标签,我就完了,我就彻彻底底毁了,说不定还得连累无数同行——你究竟明不明白?”

李耀低着头,半天不吭声。

“我这么苦口婆心,你到底是明白了,还是没明白啊?”

张大牛苦恼道,“真的,我真的就是随随便便这么一写,就是胡编乱造换两个钱花的,这里面绝对没有半点儿教育意义和哲学思考,更没有哪怕一星半点对现实世界的恶意隐喻——你要是看书看得真假不分,还浮想翩翩,生理和心理都发生剧变,那真不是我的问题,是你自己的问题!”

“我,我明白了。”

李耀终于抬头,从乱蓬蓬的头发下面,射出两道锐利的目光,“谢谢你,牛老师,我彻底想明白了!”

“是吗?”

张大牛大喜过望,“你真的想通了?”

“没错,想通了!”

李耀一拍大腿道,“没错,您当然不可能是神笔马良,更不可能是什么‘创世神’,您绝对没有创造‘修四宇宙’!”

“对对对,那都是假的——宁可相信世界上有鬼,也绝对不要相信说书人那张嘴,写手嘛,为了赚点儿钱,什么乱七八糟的故事都编得出来!”

张大牛长舒一口气,笑道,“你能自己想明白,这我就放心了,哎呀,看着一个失足青年悬崖勒马,我很欣慰啊!”

“您这儿有吗?”

李耀忽然没头没脑问了一句,“刚才我好像看到书架上有。”

不等张大牛回答,他在书堆里摸索一阵,摸出一本简装版本的下册,看着书脊上作者的名字,陷入沉思。

“您应该看过这本书吧,似乎还看了好多次,想必对书里不少情节和人物都留下了非常深刻的印象。”

李耀一边思考,一边道,“也是,有多少人没看过啊,就算没看过罗贯中的原著,也看过小人书、漫画和电视剧,玩过相关题材的游戏,提到很多著名人物,曹操,关羽,诸葛亮……著名场景,三英战吕布,三顾茅庐,火烧赤壁……绝大多数人第一反应,想到的就是罗贯中的版本。

“所以,回答我一个问题,牛老师,您觉得三国是罗贯中创造的吗?”

“啊?”

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