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第877章 你我打一个赌

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最终到了傍晚之际,萧的里兰发飙了,派耶律大锤出马:“去把那个高方平给本宫……请了来,他若不来绑也绑了来。”

“他乃是昨日头鱼宴中最早溜走的人,目下躲在他宋国使馆内,那理论上是他宋国的地盘,咱们这么干会不会……”耶律元一副很机智的样子迟疑着。

“不会,我是女人我不懂事,他是宰相他肚子里能划船,他会理解本宫的。”萧的里兰强势的道。

她觉得昨日那种蛋疼到极限的玄幻场面都能发生,愣是让他小高和老萧两奸臣偷天换日的弄成那番景象,只能他们放火不能本宫点灯啊,老娘身为大辽皇后,为什么就不可以任性一下。

于是乎时间都很暗了,高方平却又被请来皇宫喝茶了。

见他小高没心没肺的就这么杵着,一副酒还没醒的样子,萧的里兰道:“你无需这么装蒜,本宫如此细腻之人怎是被你蒙的。昨日你看着豪爽,其实你的席位旁边全是湿的。”

高方平尴尬的道:“臣不知娘娘的意思。”

萧的里兰呵斥道:“意思是你每次举杯看着在喝酒,实际把酒倒在身后地上了,如此糟蹋名酒的也只有你了,不像个男人,酒都不会喝。要是让人知道,你这可是不给陛下面子的举动了。”

靠,哥最讨厌不喝酒就说我不给面子了,妈蛋这么说的人才是不给我小高面子呢。

然而想这么想,高方平继续瞎扯道:“娘娘的火眼金睛厉害了,果然照射着每一个死角,让一切都猫腻都无所遁形……”

“你在瞎扯,本宫就把你此番的丑事公布出来。”萧的里兰打断道。

“好吧,娘娘您要什么条件才帮我隐瞒。”高方平道。

“你宋国进贡的号称可以让人飞翔的东西,真有其事吗,莫不是戏言忽悠?”萧的里兰好奇的问道。

高方平一副非常欠揍的样子摇手道:“不不娘娘不要误会,那真是忽悠人的东西,我哪有能让人飞翔呢,那不是奸臣忽悠人惯用的手段吗,咱宋国朝堂上还有不少道士炼长生不老丹呢,谁信谁傻子。”

萧的里兰笑道,“可任你怎么说,本宫也觉得你是个奇人,你一定不是无的放矢。你是个有担当,说话负责任的人。”

高方平惊悚的道:“我有娘娘形容的那么好吗?”

萧的里兰道:“你乃是为了等着让老萧拿去报头功,让他出风头,是也不是?你不要以为本宫是女人,就好忽悠。”

高方平真是这个意思耶,无奈听到飞翔,别人都笑笑就算了,就犹如那个号称金丹修为的张怀素不也被高方平捉去害死了,大家也都是笑笑就算了不是。可是无奈,萧的里兰她竟是认真的?

“要不这样吧。”萧的里兰做一副可爱的美人,状迟疑着道:“你我打一个赌。”

“赌博很不好的,我很少赌博的。”高方平说道,“然后我更讨厌说我不赌就是不给面子的。”

“必须赌。”萧的里底呵斥道:“陛下说了这些东西随便本宫挑选的,挑中了就是我的,那么我就可以处理。于是咱们来赌:你若能如约让本宫飞起来,本宫就答应你一个条件,不论什么,刀山火海我也帮你。若不能飞起来,我就把这些东西让你亲眼看着烧毁,不但不让你和老萧蛊惑陛下的阴谋得逞,本宫还要搬弄是非的说你们妖言惑众,用俗物欺骗陛下。”

“真的可以赢得娘娘一个承诺?”高方平道。

萧的里兰不禁泄气的道:“听你这么说,看来这鬼东西真能飞。这么说来,本宫还真要欠你一个了不去的人情了?”

“娘娘你懂的,我是被逼迫的,此番并不是主动出卖老萧。”高方平道。

萧的里底不禁噗嗤的失笑:“你这样的人渣,为何总也让人无法讨厌你?人比人咋就差距那么大,那个高丽王俣被人如此戏弄羞辱,其实你和他造型身板差不多呢,本宫昨日就在心理思考,若是你高方平被叫上去跳舞,你会被嘲笑吗?”

高方平摇头道:“我不会,我上去跳的再差老萧也会带头叫好,说那是艺术,是创新,是勇气。本质在于王俣是个弱者,他没能像我一样帅军南征北战有战绩。事实上杀千人者侯,并没有人敢嘲笑我这种亲手做掉几十万人的大魔王。”

萧的里兰点了点头,不扯犊子了,指着那些散乱又庞大的部件道:“快点让本宫飞翔。”

高方平道:“今日天色已晚,待明日阳光明媚挑选一吉时,小臣定能让娘娘飞起来,从而赢得你对我的承诺和尊敬。”

萧的里兰笑道:“只要你实实在在的拿出真心来、而不是忽悠本宫,就算飞不起来本宫也会记着你的好。然而你根本不真心,就算飞起来了,你也是个用心险恶的奸诈之徒,世界公敌。”

被人当面这么诋毁高方平感觉很伤,装作闷闷不乐的样子告别了皇后,然后又被软禁在了皇城住所里……

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