081 女诸葛富慧
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富慧可不是一般的女人,满洲姑奶奶的灵秀劲让她学了十足,坐在亭子上正比划着向太后描述塘沽的那一场暴动呢,说到危机时刻周围的宫女太监们一个个全都目瞪口呆,惊呼一片。
“太后明鉴,当时妹妹吓得脸都白了,好几百张牙舞爪手里拿着钢刀铁链的坏人,就冲我和虎妞跑来了,而那时候我身边才四名护卫,周围还都是一片片的青纱帐,那可真是前不着村后不着店啊……”
在富慧的伶牙俐齿中,当时的危机让她形容的惟妙惟肖,而且她还进行了一点艺术加工,说的居然比评书还精彩。第一时间更新
“妹妹我当时心里真的是害怕,怕的腿都软了,可是回头一想不行啊,我这次来塘沽是给我的好姐姐,我们大清的皇太后选礼品来的,这怎么能让这群暴民给吓住呢?妹妹我一想到姐姐,不知道怎么心里别提多有劲了,当时也不害怕了,腿也不软了,带着护卫就往西边撤退……”
“哎呦,您们猜怎么着?”富慧表情夸张的看着安德海还有周围的太监宫女们,换来的是一张张惊讶的面孔。
“哎呦,太后的福气真的是天授的,我们四个护卫两个弱女子,居然真的从上百的暴徒中冲出来了,那四名护卫都是肖乐天请来的江湖高手,铜钱镖、袖箭、铁蒺藜嗖嗖乱飞,哦对了还有火枪,连环射击打的白烟四起……”
富慧不愧是说书高手,一场塘沽暴乱真真假假让她说的跌宕起伏扣人心弦,足说了一盏茶的功夫“直到最后,四名护卫一个重伤,三个牺牲掉了,就在妹妹我已经绝望的时候,我恍惚间听见了天上有一个声音,不知道怎么搞的,我心里清明的很,就知道那是菩萨的声音……”
“就听菩萨说啊,你们富察家世代和皇族结亲,沾了皇家的福气是不该死在这的,而且你的姐姐更是佛爷转世,你有缘和她成世俗之亲,那么你也是有大福气的。第一时间更新说完,我眼睛一亮,再一看洋行的大部队已经冲过来了,就在最危机的时候,肖乐天带护卫来救我们了,妹妹这才能活着回来啊……”
好家伙,富慧这简直就是奥斯卡影后也穿越过来了,眼泪说来就来,而且最后还站起身来给慈禧一个万福金安“妹妹谢太后老佛爷救命之恩!”
好么,慈禧这个乐啊,本来她就信佛而且最吃奉承这一套,今天遇到了富慧这个马屁高手怎么能不乐“哈哈哈,你啊你啊,这嘴怎么这么甜,跟抹了蜜一样。照你这么说,我还真是佛祖转世了?”
安德海一看慈禧笑的眼睛都眯缝起来了,这还能不凑趣,赶紧指挥所有人都跪下了“太后老佛爷吉祥,您妥妥的就是佛爷转世啊,要不然天底下怎么这福气都往您这汇集呢?连真龙天子都喊您额娘,而且天天请安啊,您就是佛祖转世……”
“老佛爷吉祥……”在场所有人在假山石跪成一片。慈禧这个乐啊,这时候她可不管什么真话假话了,她越看富慧越喜欢,自己以前怎么没发现这个妹妹这么好啊。
这时候富慧偷偷给安德海使了个眼色,安德海明白赶紧大声说道“来人啊,把慧姐给老佛爷的礼物送上来……”说完一队小太监低着头捧着礼盒从假山下走了上来。
富慧站起来一个个的打开礼盒“老佛爷啊,这都是妹妹我在塘沽港直接从洋人手里采买过来的顶级好货,可不是让那些黑心二道贩子做过假的……这是意大利的水晶灯、酒杯、银器。这是瑞士产的干酪、还有巧克力,这个是牛奶味的姐姐你可要尝尝……”
在富慧的介绍下,精致的西洋货流水一样的端了上来,各种精美的工艺品,金银器,特殊的糖果吃食,怀表座钟,几乎当时欧洲最好的货物都被她给端上来了。
“哎呦喂,我的妹妹啊,这得多少钱啊,我一直听说你家不宽裕,怎么一下子这么大方了?”看到最后连慈禧都有点吃惊了。
富慧笑盈盈的说道“还不是托了老佛爷的福气,我那个不成器的弟弟,跟肖乐天参股弄了个洋行,万幸第一笔买卖就赚钱了,我心思着这么大的喜事儿不能我们自己家全占了啊。要是没有老佛爷护着我们,我们可怜的姐弟俩还不知道过成什么姥姥样呢。所以说啊,我们破家也要先谢谢老佛爷……”
安德海听的心里直挑大拇哥,这马屁水平简直就是绝了,不愧京城姑奶奶里面的女诸葛啊,以后还真的要跟这个富慧多亲多近,太后这明显就是心花怒放了。
慈禧已经笑的合不拢嘴了,周围人的打趣更是让她兴奋不已,而这时候的富慧却有些走神。眼前的这些礼物其实都是肖乐天置办的,捧礼物的小太监里面站在最后一个的她也认识,正是易县来的二毛,这一切一切都让她想到了肖乐天。
在塘沽的一个夜晚,在闷热的夏季,酒后的她不知道怎么搞得浑身燥热,洗完澡都散不掉浑身的暑气,也就是在那一夜她撞见了醉倒在书房的肖乐天。
富慧知道肖乐天是陪九帅喝酒才醉的,而那一刻富慧也不知道自己心里再闹什么鬼,她居然走进了书房。
当房门和窗户都紧闭后,就连房顶上警戒的项少龙还有惯例来偷听的老鹰,都有点脸红了,警戒圈子瞬间放大了四倍,肖乐天和富慧度过了一个终身难忘的夏夜。
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