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第一千二百七十八章 以尿洗脸

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封伦一边嘴里嚼着那几颗浆果,一边笑道:“本使走过许多地方,大隋各地的美酒,也多少都尝过一些,可是但凡美酒,都是要用米粮发酵,封入酒缸之中几年后才可得原浆,但小姐的这杯,既有酒味,又有浆果,感觉是刚刚酿好,不知有何神奇的办法,现酿此酒呢?”

夫容姐姐哈哈一笑,一指一边的另一个火堆边,一群正坐在一起的勿吉妇人,正把一堆堆的米粒和浆果放进嘴里,然后不停地嚼,最后混合着口水,变成了一堆堆粘稠的,混在一起的糊状物,把这些糊状物兑了水,正向着一个个杯子里盛呢。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com

封伦只觉得一股子恶心从胃里直冲脑门,这下他终于知道那酒里的怪怪的酸味是哪来的了,本来他还以为这是马奶酒或者羊奶酒,虽然他比较奇怪,明明最近的牧场都在近百里之外的林外草原中,按说取马奶很困难,做成酒更不容易,可是他却没有想到,这勿吉人喝的果浆酒,居然是用口水发酵。

一想到就连夫容姐姐也是一嘴的大黄牙,嘴臭得能熏死苍蝇,而他原本还想着把夫容姐姐带回中原后教会她用青盐和丝瓜瓤子刷牙漱口,这酒居然是从这些从不刷牙的勿吉女人的嘴里嚼出来的,自己喝的居然是她们的口水,他几乎就要把胃也给吐出来了。一股子果酒已经到了他的嗓子眼,封伦突然转念一想,若是就这么吐了,也太不给突地稽面子。没准还会闹出什么外事纠纷。念及于此。他竟然生生地把这股子呕吐物给忍住了。

突地稽看到封伦这副痛不欲生的样子,也心里猜到了个七七八八,他的嘴角勾了勾,冷冷地说道:“封大使,咱们这勿吉之地,冰天雪地,气候寒冷,比不得你们中原的温暖湿润。只要把粮食米糟往坛子里一放,倒进水,封起口子,埋到地窖里,过两年下来,那些米糟就会自动地酿成酒浆。”

“可咱们这里,因为天太冷,却没办法自然发酵,只能靠女人的口水来辅助酿造。大使您不知内情,可能还觉得有些恶心。但是我还是得告诉您一声,就是咱们用来酿酒的这些米粮。都3style_txt;要用我们冒着生命危险打猎获得的兽肉,兽皮,去和高句丽人换来米粮呢,在我们勿吉,可以说这些酒,比金子都要珍贵,不是最尊贵的客人,哪舍得用酒来款待呢?”

封伦强行咽下了那到了嗓子咽的呕吐物,勉强挤出了一丝笑容:“这个,这个大酋长误会了,本使刚才突然旧疾发作,一阵头晕恶心,可能是坐得久了,不太习惯,绝无轻慢大酋长之意,此酒别有风味,是本使从来没有喝过的佳酿,本使非常喜欢,非常喜欢,哈哈。”

突地稽的神色稍缓,转头对着在一边沉默不语的夫容姐姐说道:“女儿啊,看来贵使有些醉了,你去打点圣水来,伺候贵使洗漱,一会儿你就侍寝封大使吧。”

夫容姐姐的脸上居然飞过一朵红云,转身就一路小跑,脚踝上的铃铛一阵响动,由近及远,封伦的心里乐开了花,嘴上去说道:“哎呀,这可使不得,大酋长,你的爱女可是一朵鲜花啊,就算封某不能娶之为正室夫人,但好歹也要明媒正娶才是,我看还是等回了中原后,再请至尊赐婚的好。”

突地稽哈哈一笑,摆了摆手:“封大使啊,这里乃是勿吉,不是中原,没你们这么多的婚嫁规矩,我们这里的青年男女,都是兴之所致,花前月下,往林里草丛中一钻,就成就好事啦,除非是女人肚子大了,不然一般是不谈婚论嫁的。你可以在这里先收了小女,回中原后再怎么补婚事,那是你们的事啦。”

封伦心中乐极,嘴上却仍然言不由衷地说道:“这怎么好意思呢!”

夫容姐姐端着一个木盆,微红着脸,一步步走了过来,脚上的铃铛一阵阵地作响,封伦扭头看去,去只觉得一阵古怪的味道传来,即使这些天以来他跟勿吉人相处了挺久,开始渐渐地习惯起他们满身的臭味,但仍然觉得这股子味道有点浓烈,再一看那木盆之中,呈暗黄色的液体,上面还冒有一些气泡,倒是有几分象那些南方士大夫们最近流行喝的茶汤。

夫容姐姐走到封伦面前,突然单膝下跪,举盆过了头顶:“有请封大使洗漱。”

封伦虽然觉得这盆子“圣水”透着一股子怪异,但也无暇多想,伸手入盆,只觉得水温微热,并不象那河中冰面下的流水那样严寒,心中暗道这圣水果然有几分门道,于是一边捧起一巴水开始洗脸漱口,一边不经意地问道:“这圣水又是何物?看起来很神奇嘛。”

突地稽微微一笑:“我们勿吉的风俗嘛,就是用家人的便溺作为圣水,用以洗漱,你也看到我们这里冬天河水结冰,取水不易,而便溺之物乃人体精华所出,不仅可以洗洁身体,更可以延年益寿,耳聪目明呢,封大使,小女已经许配给你,已成你的家人,这圣水嘛,自然就是她的便溺啦!”

封伦再也忍不住了,也顾不得什么外交礼仪,出使大局,尊重风俗啥的,大嘴一张,胃里的黑熊肉,口水果汁酒,外加刚含在嘴里的一口“圣水”,如滔滔江水一般,一泄千里,直接吐了个干净,也许是因为这一口吐得太狠,连血都跟着吐了出来,这一大口呕吐物,也是黄中带白,白里透红,刺鼻的酸味,尿骚味混合在一起,怪怪的,封伦的两眼一黑,终于晕倒了过去,就趴在自己的那堆呕吐物边上,动都不动了。

突地稽叹了口气,看着脸色通红的夫容姐姐,说道:“女儿啊,看来封大使对我们的风俗还不是很习惯。他醉了,你抬他回地屋里,今天就由你侍寝吧。阿玛和你额娘今天晚上睡外面的雪屋里。”

夫容姐姐点了点头,象拎小鸡似地把封伦扛上了肩头,举重若轻地向前走去:“您就放心吧。”

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