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第一千一百一十六章 虎口夺食

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短暂的愕然过后,安阳笑了笑,对着她挥了挥手,便转身走回了房间。更多小说ltxsba.com

次日,周日,早晨。

安阳坐在桌子边,一边咬着切片吐司一边盯着黄岚,问道:“话说那么晚你不睡觉也不修行,站在楼顶上干什么?数星星么?”

“很奇怪么?”

“嗯,你不觉得奇怪吗?”

“这有什么奇怪的,我族很多分支都是夜行动物,这样算起来的话,那是我正常的活动时间好吧,大惊小怪!”

“听起来……居然好有道理。”

“切!无知!”黄岚不屑的白了他一眼,然后又拿起一片吐司面包,盯着面包嘟囔道,“这玩意儿有什么好吃的,看起来就不好吃,为什么你们都吃那么香?”

“很好吃的,你尝尝。”

“是么?我不信!”

“尝尝吧……”

“我没读过书,你可别骗我。”

“怎么会!”安阳一脸正气凛然,“我就算骗谁也不会骗黄岚道友你啊,我们可是从万妖丛中并肩厮杀过来的战友!”

“那……我就尝一口?”黄岚试探性的问道。

“嗯,尝吧。”

“那万一不好吃怎么办?”

“不好吃就不吃呗。”

“可我都咬了一口了,要是又放回去,会不会不太好?”黄岚满脸纠结,“这玩意儿看起来还挺贵的,就这么浪费了一片,是不是不太节俭?”

安阳诧异的打量了她一眼,没想到这只老虎精还懂得节俭这个道理!

接着他道:“那你就把它吃完呗!你白长了一张血盆大口么,这片面包不是一口就吞掉了么,而且以你的食量,这一点点东西也不够你塞牙缝的吧!”

黄岚顿时瞪了他一眼:“安阳道友你怎么说话的,你仔细看看,什么叫血盆大口,你确定我这是血盆大口么!?”

说着她还仰起头,啊的张开嘴给安阳看。

“额……”

安阳被她的举动震住了。

“果然不是血盆大口吧!”黄岚问。

“咳咳,黄岚道友,您可是万兽之王,千万不要忘了自己的身份,您做出这样一个卖萌如同小猫咪打呵欠的动作实在不妥。”安阳好心提醒道,“而且……以您直来直去的性格纠结这种小事也不太符合您的人设。”

“什么叫小猫咪打呵欠!!”黄岚眼中凶光一闪,“你怎么能把我和那种卑微孱弱的生物相提并论!”

“好好好,我错了,大王饶命!”

“哼!吃就吃,有什么大不了的,我堂堂万兽之王喝砒霜都没事,难道会怕你这一片吐司面包!”黄岚霸气侧漏的说道,然后毫不拖沓的将面包送进了嘴里,狠咬一口。

安阳一眨不眨的盯着她。

看了半天热闹的小倩同志、纪薇薇也饶有兴趣的盯着她。

小婵和兔子精则带了点呆滞表情。

只见黄岚微微抿着嘴,咀嚼动作从一开始的蛮不在乎变得僵硬缓慢,最终艰难的将面包咽了下去,道:“本王当初刚开始修行的时候,吸收天地灵气、日月精华之余,对身体摄入的能量也有很高的要求,不止一次饿得双眼发慌,那时候本王就连树皮都啃过,这算什么!”

“哇!啃树皮的老虎诶,画面感真棒!”纪薇薇不由惊呼出声。

随着她的讲解,在场所有人都露出了神往的表情,盯着黄岚双眼放光,恨不得让她当场表演一下。

“我以为只能在动画片中看到这样的场景呢!”安阳也感叹出声,然后看着黄岚咧嘴一笑,“在这个连‘狗啃莲白’都能火的年代,如果咱们能录个‘虎啃树皮’的视频,肯定能在网上掀起一番热潮!”

黄岚眼中凶狠一闪即逝,盯着他道:“想都别想!”

小倩同志关心的点则不一样:“话说树皮的味道怎么样,在那个急需营养的时候,应该不能为身体提供多少能量吧?”

“还是小倩姐姐关心我。”黄岚顿时感动得呜呜的,转头道,“那玩意儿入口粗糙,又塞牙又难以下咽,吃进去还不容易消化,我也没有水可以冲服,只能不断干嚼,就算吃进嘴里也只能抵住不饿,而且有些树的皮还是苦的,呜呜呜……”

小倩同志便侧身摸着她的头,顺着头发不断往下捋,从上捋到下,然后又重新从她的头顶开始捋,同时感叹道:“原来黄岚妹妹也过过这么苦的日子,听起来就心酸。”

“是啊!”黄岚不断点头。

而旁边纪薇薇则试探性的问道:“都那么饿了,听安阳说,你们南疆那个时代还处于饿殍遍野的小冰河时期,你连树皮都啃了,难道……我是说……啊我只是好奇问问,你有没有在路边捡到一块肉什么的?”

“额……”

黄岚神情一凝,清醒了过来,立马意识到自己尊敬的小倩姐姐正在撸猫似的摸自己的头,于是她不动声色的将小倩的手拿开,才道,“我那里是无人区,深山老林,属于鬼怪传说和真正的妖怪都很多那种,人们就算饿死也不会跑到我那里来的。”

顿了顿,她又补充了句:“就算他们脑子坏了要往我这里跑,肯定也还没送到我这里就被外围的野兽动物全部拦截了。”

“怎么你说得跟送外卖似的。”安阳实在忍不住吐了句槽,然后瞥了她手中的面包一眼,“既然大王您连苦纠纠的树皮都能吃得那么香,这个就全吃了吧,听说面包比中国传统的包子馒头更能供应一天的营养所需呢!”

“那我就偏不!我现在已经不用从食物中获取能量了!”老虎精机智的借着安阳的话,放下了手中面包。

“不好吃吗?”小倩偏头问道。

“软绵绵的一股奶味儿,一点肉渣子都没有,不知道有什么好吃的!”

“嗯?你不喜欢奶味儿吗?”安阳下意识的瞄了眼她的胸,这只老虎不止超凶,也奶味儿十足啊!

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