第1665章 丧尸拉力赛——七大豪车!
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此刻,蜻蜓队长源氏一刀腰斩巨大的铜像雕塑,将上半截踹飞,接着纵身一跃,双手抱于胸前,高高屹立于铜像的胸口截面上,正面迎向朝阳,背后骚气的原谅色披风被风吹动,猎猎作响……
Kobe市第一届‘平行时空级!丧尸障碍拉力赛’即将开启,身为主持人+解说的他,内心无比兴奋与雀跃。这是一次无限拔升自身B格,提升专业素养与身价的镀金机会。
“本ruler真的迫不及待了呐!”
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这两天来,大家都在努力为第二轮比赛做准备。
老虫子此时尚未扑街,当得知‘李仙长’索要一家工厂、若干材料,最好能配备一间高级实验室后,他二话不说立刻发动人脉,在本市最好的一所大学中,安排了一间中低端物理实验室……
对此,李墨也没什么好计较的。毕竟他可是能在地下室凭着锉刀扳手徒手撸出高达的男人,不过他更怀念当初身为‘音巢-霓虹分部’最高负责人,一呼百应的幸福日子。
这两日来,李墨凭借龙珠自带的日常流量包,不断动用白金女皇的力量,先后徒手提取放射性物质、徒手撸核聚变反应堆……最终压着这个‘地球’的科技上限,做出了一堆‘屎踏客-反应堆’。
随后分别为爱徒间桐樱、陪跑备胎慎二,纯手工打造出两架载具。
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不仅他这样,来自赛博坦机械境的‘机械魔灵’,以及旧星界的机师,双双火力全开,为代行者徒手打造梦幻载具。
然而这两位,却与李墨有着小小的不同:
李教授一路走到今天,由低到高,一步一个脚印,知行合一学以致用,知识储备全面而又扎实。他是真正的从零开始,就算断电,也能用‘算盘’算出核弹详细数据的男人,因此ruler提出的‘地球科上限’,根本难不倒他。
他完全可以从零开始,根据当代地球现有的各种理论、材料、工业条件,一步步合理合法的推导出符合这个世界上限的‘技术’。
那么……即便最终结晶看起来格外的充满黑科技感,但细细剖析就能发现,每一步都在情理之内,没有任何开挂违规。
但其他两位就不同了!机械魔灵天生就是‘机械境-变形金刚’,从小被灌输的知识,都是符合希塔海姆机械法则的赛博坦黑科技,与本地球毫无交集。
哪怕它由高至低的不断砍掉玄之又玄的‘高端机械法则专利’,那些普通应用技术、低端应用技术,依旧包含着大量‘地外科技因素’。
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举个简单栗子,即便简简单单的‘车头灯’。李墨撸出来的‘百倍强光瞎狗眼酷炫镭射灯’,是妥妥的普通科技加强版,判定通过;而机械境的‘八毛钱特效弱逼廉价荧光灯’,却包含了13个外星专利,被判定为无法理解的地外非法改装,犯规!
这一问题,同样适用于星界机师,从小到大接触的《机械萝卜法典》,同样充满了‘机甲法则’,完全不被型月地球承认。
因此两位大佬身负海量希塔海姆黑科技,空有一身逆天绝学,却难以发挥出来,十分憋屈!无奈之下,他们耗费一整天时间恶补地球知识,以这些现有的‘理论、法则、定律’为条件,重现编译自身的科技,效果大打折扣。
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如果李墨三人属于不同流派的‘机械侧开挂学霸’,那么其余四人就是妥妥的修行侧咸鱼学渣了。完全劣势的比赛内容,让其余四人难以发挥、爱莫能助,于是选择了不同的应对方式:
李白一个古代剑仙,若比作诗他一根毛就能轰杀全场,但是比现代飙车?抱歉!他老人家抓瞎了,索性将烂摊子留给刚田士郎,直接飞去歌舞伎町一条街风俗店体验生活去了。
龙祭祀,一个除了徒手肉搏、猎龙献祭自身之外,什么都不懂的家伙。但他有责任心,不愿看着好强的龙吼凛意志消沉,于是主动帮凛洗劫了几个银行,凑齐一笔巨款,任由少女自我发挥,订购顶级豪车。
呆毛王,一个仅比龙祭祀强一丢丢的刻板古代人,虽然英灵出身的她,在出厂那一刹被动获得现代生活常识。但这种系统自带‘常识’很垃圾、很廉价,几乎所有英灵都有,毫无深度科研。
就拿驾驶来说,当阿尔托莉雅骑上摩托车时,立刻懂得漂移过弯,简单冲水马桶也不会误认成脸盆,但当她离开摩托后,就叫不上手刹名字。能从电饭煲中挖米饭,却不懂简单的电饭煲维修常识。
就‘赛车’而言,七岁那年的柳洞一成,懂的都比她更专业。
最后伊莉雅小组最为和谐,毕竟是自学过‘机械工程学’的少女,徒手炼成主站坦克,各种军械图纸被镌刻在记忆中,很有底子。虽然导师是个‘科技侧文盲’,但精灵小姐姐有责任心。
一大一小,小的动手DIY,大的在旁喊666,改装一辆一辆车对她们而言并不困难。——伊莉雅没觉得多困难?神裔精灵也不觉得喊6有多难。
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