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第991章 渐入佳境的‘浸入式第一人称虚拟现实主题乐园体验’

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一间冷光昏暗,阴森潮湿的仓库中,一位身穿西服的男子被冻醒,他痛苦的皱了皱眉,想要抬手按压太阳穴,却感到手臂一沉。随即,叮叮当当的锁链碰撞声冲进耳中,让他精神一震,接着感到手腕剧痛无比。

吃痛睁开眼,借着昏暗的光,用模糊的视线,看清自己的手腕被套上镣铐,已经被勒出淤青磨破了皮,身体更是躺在满是污迹的地板上,名牌西服也被染脏,四肢发冷内心升出阵阵恐怖。

就在男子心中惊疑不定时,不远处一张案几上的电视自动打开,播放着录制好的录像带。一个双颊画着血色漩涡的白脸小丑面具,出现在屏幕上:

“你好,鳕鱼堡先生,我想和你玩个游戏!我叫漩涡竖锯,你可叫我竖锯老头。今晚,我们来看看,你会为了活命流多少鲜血?要死要活由你选择!”

我叫宇智波鳕鱼堡,是木叶市的一名资深讼棍,平日熟练使用法律工具维护被告神圣不可侵犯的权益,颠倒黑白恶事做尽,却得了泼天富贵,并且骄傲自满。昨天我刚摆平一桩案子,逼死了原告千手树人,与那被告志村团藏一同去吃花酒,结果喝的不省人事,一觉醒来才发现自己被绑票了。

对方是个自称‘漩涡竖锯’的变|态杀人狂,他绑架了我,逼迫我做游戏,说是为了正义,但我知道,漩涡家族和千手家族是姻亲,他一定是在寻仇!这是滥用私刑!我该怎么办?在线等,好怕、好急的!

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我叫宇智波炸薯条,本是榆树街一名资深片警,因仗着工作之便恐吓勒索一名黑鬼的财物没有分赃而被同事告发,不仅失去了晋升机会,还被迫停职。

于是我一怒之下,前往著名度假旅游胜地水晶湖放松心情,结果谁知碰到了一群跑来夏令营的小屁孩?他们居然恬不知耻于大庭广众之下在湖边举办天体派对,真是羡慕死我了。

这一日天色阴沉怪风怒号令人不安,欲来山雨中夹杂的呻吟声,惊醒了沉睡数年,秽土转生中的王者,神秘莫测的曲棍球面具少男-杰森!

现在,那群不穿衣服的小屁孩都被杀光了,只剩下我一个人被追着砍。我只是一个普通人,没有超能力、不懂得驱邪法术,子弹已经打空,该怎么求生?在线等,比楼上还要急!十万火急!

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我叫宇智波骨肉相连,是冬木市第一人民医院的外科大夫,偶尔会在黑市接一些卖肾的手术补贴家用,听一位消息灵通的朋友说,四年一届的圣杯大战又要举办了,为了防止新婚妻子被邪恶的古代死灵误杀,我们一家决定前往伊豆泡温泉。

今天下午,小姨子在温泉店老板那里租来了一盘,听说是美国当下最火爆的爱情动作电影,于是我们俩准备一起批判一下,学习欧美的先进姿势。然而这劳什子《猛鬼街》根本和爱情片不沾边!

小姨子只是睡觉的功夫,就被一个BT怪爪小侏儒给片成了十八片!

这家伙刚才试图将我拉入梦中,我无奈之下吃了一公斤兴奋剂,现在困意全消,但周围的人纷纷入梦惨死,心中好害怕。

我现在该怎么办?好着急好害怕,在线等……

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楼上闭嘴!终于轮到了我!长话短说,我叫宇智波新奥尔良烤翅,原本是水晶湖的居民,为了躲避百人斩少男的恐怖诅咒,前往常盘台的道馆求学,成为了一名训练师。

七天前,我与哥们在饭店聚会时,一伙恐怖分子袭击了市电视台,在晚间新闻时段播放了一段恐怖录像。我们的正对面就是电视机,看到了所有内容,一个女人从井中爬出来……

那伙恐怖分子说,这是一个七日必死的诅咒!他们已经被诅咒,而看电视的也被诅咒,希望集合全城市民的智慧,来破解这份诅咒。原本我们以为这是恶作剧,不屑一顾,纷纷大骂对方是SB,毕竟我们可是掌握了小精灵力量的训练师啊。有鬼斯护体的我们,会怕区区女鬼?

但是我的同学在七天内陆续死亡,他们的某科学小精灵也全部战死!而那女鬼不断杀戮,已经超神,法力无边,敢日神仙!常盘台这一周,已有七万市民异常死亡,鬼系小精灵对她也无效!死亡人数每日都在暴增,有人将视频上传YouTube,全世界陷入恐慌。就连坐飞机逃到其他国家,也摆脱不了诅咒。

听说一个富豪躲进了梵蒂冈,但是依旧没用。他一家五口依旧陆续惨死,于是失心疯的在教廷大广场循环播放录像,现在牧师们都飞到中东,躲进了什叶派的教堂里。

我现该怎么办?世界马上就要末日了,妈妈我好怕,城市套路深,我想回农村!

(妈妈:亲爱的儿子,我已被杰森斩杀,在地狱祝福着你。千万不要回农村!农村路也滑,情况很复杂。)

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我,宇智波鸡米花,被囚禁,汉尼拔,做菜,救我,打钱,开发票,女装扮女朋友……啊!不要!啊啊啊啊!

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