第五百五十四章 失败的教育
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大双下意识地摇头，小双却立刻叫道：“可是芊芊姐姐有危险……”
“她是你娘？”越千秋直截了当问了一句，见双胞胎兄弟全都愣住了，他方才一边一个揪住了两个人的耳朵，就好像当年爷爷常常喜欢做的那样，“如果是师娘有危险，你们两个扑上去，那也勉强说得过去，可那只是昨天才到你们家的陌生人，你们仗义出手可以，可就你们俩的小身板，想过万一你们被人挟持，人家威胁师娘交出程芊芊，那时候怎么办？”
尽管年纪幼小，但身在长公主府这种地方，大双和小双对于某些必须要注意的常识还是懂的，尤其是挟持和威胁这种字眼。两人齐齐打了个哆嗦，随即互相对视了一眼，最后耷拉了脑袋，异口同声地说：“大师兄，我们知道错了。”
越千秋原本还以为要摆事实讲道理，可发现两个小家伙如此快认错，他就板着脸说：“说吧，错在哪儿？”
“我们不是大师兄，不会武艺，不应该随随便便冲上去。”
越千秋赞许地点了点头：“然后呢？”
大双抢着叫道：“我们应该像大师兄那样，在身上装各种各样防身的东西！”
小双亦是挥舞着拳头：“有了那些宝贝，下次我们发现之后就可以偷袭了！”
越千秋差点没被这回答给气死，忍不住一人又给了一次暴栗：“两个蠢家伙，就没想过师娘是高手，根本用不着你们出手？就没想过和诺诺一样，好好学武艺？居然学那些鸡鸣狗盗，不登大雅之堂的东西，万一不留神伤着自己怎么办？”
“可大师兄你当初还不是……哇，我不敢了不敢了！”多说一句的小双再次挨了一下，顿时捂着脑袋连连呼痛，却还少不得抗议道，“大师兄你怎么和诺诺一样喜欢敲人脑袋！”
再次对着两个令人头疼的小师弟耳提面命，耐着性子告诉他们什么叫做量力而行，越千秋这才没好气地问道：“程芊芊昨天才刚来，你们两个怎么就那么顾着她了？”
这也太邪门了！难不成程芊芊真的是萧卿卿的继承者，所以也会天生魅惑的本事不成？
大双和小双仿佛没想到越千秋竟然问这个，对视了一眼之后方才齐齐说道：“爹从小就教我们，路见不平，拔刀相助！”
同样一句大义凛然的话之后，紧跟着就是兄弟俩只差一个字，内中深意却截然不同的解释。
大双说：“她住在我们家，我们家要负责任的！”
小双说：“她死在我们家，我们家要负责任的！”
刚刚还在脑海中琢磨各种阴谋的越千秋顿时傻了眼。而几乎同一时刻，大双和小双却你眼看我眼，彼此互瞪了起来。兄弟俩虽说是双胞胎，平日里在某些事情上确实也心心相通，可这会儿却不知怎的产生了巨大的分歧。
“小双，你怎么能这么说，什么叫她死在我们家，我们家要负责任？你这是……”大双突然卡了壳，不知道该用什么词合适，结果，还是旁边的越千秋幽幽地替他补充了一句，“你是不是想说冷血？”
“没错，就是天生冷血！”
大双立刻连连点头，可还没等他继续往下，就被小双满脸鄙视地堵了回来：“我这话有什么错？总而言之，就是咱们家好心做好事，总不能惹上……嗯，桑紫姑姑好像说是官司？反正就是不能给祖母和娘添麻烦！我又没错，才只认识一天的人，可也不能让人随便死了嘛！”
一群千金小姐们吓得昏死了好几个，两个一丁点大的孩子此时还有精神在那死来死去的说话，越千秋已经连叹气的力气都没了。
他不想去追究严诩用路见不平拔刀相助来教育两个儿子到底对不对，可他一手一个把人再次拎起来之后，却一字一句地说道：“你们两个都给我记好，我只说一遍，下次再犯，我打烂你们的屁股！”
“在你们还没有武艺高强到足够保护自己之前，遇到危险先保护好自己，这才是不添乱，懂不懂？责任也好，死不死也好，你们自己才是死一次就没有下一次了！死了就没吃没穿没玩，要变成孤魂野鬼在荒郊野地飘荡，懂不懂？”
不得不用出恐吓手段的越千秋，见两人齐齐打了个寒噤，随即就犹如小鸡啄米似的连连点头，他稍稍松了一口气，这才阴着脸说：“今天是师娘在，所以遇到之前那件事，最好的应对办法是你们第一时间找地方躲好，保护自己！”
确定两个连连点头的小家伙应该懂了，越千秋少不得考问道：“那我现在再问你们，要是师娘不在，就你们两个和程芊芊遇到那样一个刺客，你们打算怎么办？”
见两个小家伙努力思考了起来，如释重负的他总算生出了少许欣慰，可就是这么一丁点正面情绪，也被他们再次异口同声的一句话给雷得外焦里嫩。
“给他很多很多钱！”
此时此刻，越千秋终于再也不想做无用功了。他直接把两人撂翻在地，自己一腿屈一腿伸，直接把他们死死压住了之后，他就重重两巴掌拍在了他们的屁股上。
两个该死的小败家子，在那种生死关头竟然只会学纨绔子给钱，有没有脑子！让人知道他越千秋有这么两个笨师弟，严诩有这么两个笨儿子，还不笑话死？
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