第六百零二章 抬杠抬出了阎王帖
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一见如故是什么鬼?
别说越千秋听着简直是目瞪口呆,就连满屋子里的其他女人,甚至是李崇明,也都露出了莫名惊诧的表情。最新地址ltxsba.xyz至于小胖子自己,说出一见如故四个字之后,他也同样怔住了,脸上的表情仿佛见了鬼似的,很难想像自己怎么会不经脑子就脱口而出这种话。
而越千秋在震惊之后则是有些蛋疼。如果不是知道小胖子的个性,他绝对要认为这小子是故意调戏平安公主。毕竟,如果从严诩那儿来算,小胖子是和严诩越小四平辈的。只不过,看在小胖子刚刚客客气气叫了一声伯母的份上,他还是决定大度地原谅小胖子这一时失言。
然而,他想要把这一茬岔过去,平安公主却突然好奇地问道:“今日才应该是第一次见才对,英王怎会觉得与我一见如故?”
这个追根究底的问题让小胖子有些狼狈。他不安地挠了挠头,见东阳长公主赫然一脸我也对这个问题很感兴趣的表情,他只能吞吞吐吐地说:“我就是觉得,好像在哪见过伯母似的……咳咳,总之就是我觉得伯母您很亲切的意思。”
“原来如此。”平安公主顿时眉眼舒展,原本就温柔宁静的那张脸,此时更显得很有母性的光辉,“英王殿下真会说好听的,我就不客气地当真了。来,这是我做的点心,你尝尝?”
面对那一盘直接塞到手中的点心,小胖子接在手中,却只当是一番客气话。要知道,当年冯贵妃也常常拿着各种美食说是自己做的去讨好皇帝,他这个名义上的儿子也能够得到许多。但他从很早开始就非常清楚,那不过是宝褔殿里搜罗了整个皇宫最好厨子的小厨房做出来的,然后被假装贤惠的冯贵妃归功到了自己头上。
然而,此时他当然不会傻到戳破这点小小的谎言,谢了一声后,少不得低头看了一眼卖相,心里决定如果卖相好看就多少吃点儿,不好看一会儿带到越千秋那亲亲居去,谁还能管他吃了没吃?可当他看清楚那一碟子酥饼的模样,他就不由得愣住了。
因为那一枚枚圆圆的酥饼上,印的并不是普通模子做出来的什么荷花梅花纹样,而是画着一张笑眯眯的脸。在认出那张脸的一瞬间,他就差点没手一松,让手中这碟子直接掉地上。
什么鬼……那酥饼上全都是一个个活脱脱的越千秋!哪家厨子会把自家公子的脸做在饼上的?这也太大逆不道了!
小胖子正替越千秋生气时,却只听越千秋已经无奈地叹了一口气:“娘,你又在酥饼上画人头像了……上次是老爹,这次是我,亏你也拿得出来,让人怎么下得去口!”
“否则怎么证明是我做的?”平安公主说得理直气壮,随即就笑道,“我还打算对老太爷说,这饼日后就叫千秋饼。我特意没加榛子松仁之类的,就怕有人不能吃这些。大家尝尝滋味如何?”
然而,此时此刻每一个才发现这小小酥饼竟有玄虚的人,谁还顾得上吃,全都把一块酥饼颠过来倒过去的看,随即看越千秋那眼神,个个是怎么看怎么古怪。想也知道,一会儿咔嚓一口下去,看着越千秋那笑眯眯的头像在嘴里迸开,那滋味真是……好生销魂!
亏这位越四太太想得出来!之前还一直有传闻说你们娘俩还关系很好?谁信啊!
二太太和三太太几乎是一瞬间改变了对这位妯娌的认识,心想果真最毒妇人心。就连小胖子看平安公主的眼神也有些不对了。然而,平安公主却仿若未觉,笑吟吟地说:“诺诺早上看我做饼时还嚷嚷,要把她画在饼上,赶明儿我把咱们一家四口都画上去,就叫亲亲饼。”
听到这里,越千秋已经对平安公主那脑洞清奇彻底有了认识,见其他人终于醒悟过来,有的忍俊不禁,有些想要规劝又觉得唐突,如东阳长公主这样的则是干脆笑出声,他唯有干咳一声道:“英王殿下,人你也看过了,饼你带回去慢慢吃,可以走了吗?”
如果不是越千秋这逐客令,有些小小尴尬的小胖子说不定真的就讪讪然告辞出去了,毕竟这女人扎堆的地方他呆得不怎么自在。可越千秋这么一说,他反而起了逆反心理,再加上看到李崇明还杵在东阳长公主身边,他就更有些不高兴了。
你小子刚刚混在女人们当中算是给我行过礼,但一声不吭连个招呼都没打是怎么回事?
尤其是当小胖子眼睛一扫,目光最终落在了敬陪末座的程芊芊以及周霁月身边的萧京京身上时,他立刻自认为明白了李崇明的用意。
哼,我这个做叔叔的都还没想着娶媳妇呢,你竟然就想抢在我前面?还看上了我暂且不能打主意的女人?我就算不能要也绝不给你!
他眼睛微微眯起,仿佛没听到越千秋的话,笑吟吟地对平安公主说:“今天虽说和伯母第一次见,但我和千秋不是外人,以后我一定常常来看您。”
客套过后,他不等平安公主答应或拒绝,就满脸诚恳地看着东阳长公主道:“姑姑今天把程姑娘带出来,是想让她散散心?您这心意固然很好,可如今程家的案子传得金陵满城风雨,那些就喜欢多嘴多舌的小人如果知道她竟然出门做客,什么不孝之类的罪名扣上来,对她一个孤女就太不利了。姑姑素来光风霁月,爽朗大气,可别因此让诡谲小人中伤您的好意。”
东阳长公主登时乐了。见越千秋一点都没有被小胖子当空气的恼怒,反而抱手在一旁看小胖子一本正经演戏,她就假作动容,同样非常认真地反问道:“那你觉得该当如何?”
小胖子没想到东阳长公主竟然轻轻巧巧又把问题给踢了回来。他总不能直接说姑姑你应该赶紧带着程芊芊离开——虽说如此他就可以凭着身份和辈分的绝对压制力,把李崇明撵走——于是,他只能侧头瞥了越千秋一眼,给人一个很明显的暗示。
然而,让小胖子气了个半死的是,越千秋竟然淡定地扭过头去,装成看不懂!
没了能够默契配合他的知心对头,他只能硬着头皮自己上了。在深深吸了一口气后,他就尽量用镇定自若的语气,不得不把自己的意思明确表达了出来:“请姑姑送程姑娘回去吧。”
话音刚落,他就听到了一个让他分外气恼的声音:“四叔此言差矣!”
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