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第0073章 他们是闹哪样?

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在和基友说了这一本书扑街扑到太平洋之后,玩WOW的基友对我说——

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看到他的话我吓哭了啊啊啊啊!!!

在距离天空花园不远处的商店街之中,在各式各样豪华无比的店铺之下,自然没有多少人会注意在商店街的最边缘处的一家破破烂烂的杂货店。

倒不如说很奇怪吧,在这种城市的中心处,居然会存在一个破烂到让人都没有走进去欲望的杂货店,更奇怪的,这家杂货店居然愣是开下来了。

而此时,这家杂货店迎来了一批客人。

…………

“啊哈,这不是美美小姐吗,怎么今天到这边来了?”尹舒越拿起手边的毛巾擦了擦站着油渍的手,看着走进来的王美美,温和的说道。

“尹叔好!嘿嘿,我这次来是因为我堂弟在这个城市啦,他今年就十八了,应该参加八月十五日的考察了,所以我来通知他回本家的。”王美美看着放下毛巾之后端起水杯正在喝水的尹舒越,然后从旁边把一脸苦B的王动扯了进来,说道:“来,给尹叔问好,他可是这一块的负责人呢!”

“……呃……”王动嘴角抽搐的看着眼睛瞪得大大的尹舒越,然后尴尬无比的挤出了三个字:“尹叔好。”

“噗!!”尹舒越在这一声“尹叔好”之下,终于没忍住,把嘴里含着的水一口气喷在了面前的地面上,然后双手掐着脖子猛烈的咳嗽着。

“诶诶,尹叔尹叔,你没事吧!”不知情的罪魁祸首王美美连忙跑到尹舒越的身边,紧张的说道:“尹叔,你怎么了?难道是……毒?”

“没……没事!”尹舒越艰难的站了起来,然后大口大口的喘着粗气,看了一眼王动,然后僵硬的转过头,对王美美问道:“你是说……那个……是你弟弟?”

“嗯,我从小最亲的弟弟,只是可惜,他没有异能者和修炼者的天赋,所以……”王美美的脸色有点黯然,扯出了一丝微笑之后,说道:“不过,只是为他弄一份差事的话,我应该还是可以做到的。”

“呃……”尹舒越一脸微妙的看了看王美美,然后又扭过头看着捂着自己的脸的王动,似乎明白了什么一样,硬生生的把喉咙里的老血憋了进去,说道:“哦哦,这样啊,那你今天来我这是为了什么?”

“呃,是这样的尹叔。”王美美尴尬的搓了搓手,说道:“我这不是听老爷子说,最近这出了一个什么‘王’什么的,我就是想找他!”

“噗!”尹舒越终于还是没忍住,那一口老血就这样喷了出来,在王美美惊恐的目光中,他一脸崩溃的擦了擦嘴角的血渍,说道:“你说什么?你找谁?”

“你……尹叔……你……那什么……冷静一点啊尹叔!”在场的人都被尹舒越那喷血的样子吓了一跳,连忙围了上来。

“喂,老大,你不是吧?”岳咏歌一脸不可思议的看着尹舒越,说道:“你怎么好好的就吐血了?”

‘你以为是谁害的?’尹舒越嘴角一抽,然后艰难的对王美美说道:“那个,美美啊,你是说,呃,你找……那个‘王’吗?”

“当然啊!”王美美咬了咬牙,没好气的说道:“哼,那个叫什么‘王’的家伙,居然敢自称为‘王’?我去,这个称号太嚣张了吧?我一定要把他揪出来,然后狠狠地揍一顿!让他知道尊重前辈!”

“呃……”尹舒越张了张嘴巴,但是却发现不知道做什么好,一脸无语凝咽的看着天花板,然后对王美美说道:“那个,你等等!”

说完这句话,尹舒越就扯着岳咏歌的手走到了一边,低声说道:“我说小歌呗,她到底在搞什么鬼?”

“总之呢,就是美美姐不知道王动就是我们华夏的王。”岳咏歌无奈的耸了耸肩,低声说道:“所以她觉得,是一个新觉醒的异能者,自以为觉醒了异能就不知道天高地厚的自称是‘王’,所以心情不爽想出手教训一下而已。”

“……”尹舒越抽了抽嘴角,重重的叹了一口气,然后站了起来,一脸遗憾的对王美美说道:“这个,美美小姐,很抱歉,其实我也不知道‘王’在哪儿。”

“不是吧?”王美美一愣,然后皱了皱眉头,对尹舒越说道:“我说尹叔,你都没有叫我的外号‘铁修女’,但是为什么老叫那个不知道在哪儿风流快活的家伙的外号啊?”

‘我还能在哪儿风流快活啊!?’王动简直快哭出来了,然后使劲的瞪着尹舒越,意思很明显——赶紧给我打圆场啊啊啊!!

“咳咳,你还是去别的地方问问吧,我身体有点不舒服,估计是这两天没休息好,有点累了。”尹舒越抽了抽嘴角,挤出了一个疲惫的表情,看着王美美说道。

“好,好吧。”王美美无奈的叹了一口气,然后无奈的转过头,对王动和岳咏歌说道:“走,我还记得一个负责人的位置!”

‘难道说……’王动抿了抿嘴,然后一脸忧郁的看着天空。

……

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