第0431章 有一个美丽的姑娘叫米莉安娜
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‘我次奥!,这尼玛是火精灵还是东北汉子啊!还有大保健是射n!me!gui!’王动看着远去的尤金,一脸的风中凌乱,这厮看上去就一小白脸啊,咋说话这么豪放捏?
【咔咔咔咔。龙腾小说ltxsba.com】在王动影子空间里的爱茜蓓尔似乎感应到了王动内心那凌乱无比的吐槽,发出了畅快的大笑声,【火精灵就是这种性格,毕竟是火嘛。】
‘还真是简单易懂的种族特性呢。’王动捂着头,一脸无奈的朝着门外走去——而就在他的脚刚踏出大门的那一瞬间。
“那边那个,给我站住!”一个飒爽无比的女声从王动的身后传来,让正准备离开的王动顿住了脚步。
“请问,有什么事吗?”王动从脸上挤出了一个微笑,然后转过头看着正怒气冲冲的朝着自己大步走来的水精灵一族的小姐——卡蒂雅。
“哼,就是你提醒尤金那个笨蛋家伙的吗?”卡蒂雅左脸上写着我不开心,右脸上写着我不愉快,额头上写着我不幸福的看着王动。
“呃……是我。”王动迟疑了一下,他非常想说‘我当着你面说的好咩,你还确认个鬼呀!’。但是看着对方手中的魔杖。他默默地咽了一口口水。
“哎呀。仔细看看挺帅的嘛?”卡蒂雅看着王动的脸突然眼睛一亮,然后一脸满意的拍了拍王动的肩膀,一脸满足的说道:“既然是帅哥那就不追究了,再见”
‘……妈个叽你怒气冲冲的找上门来居然不是来找茬的!?什么叫‘既然是帅哥那就不追究了’啊!你是花痴吗!?花痴那请你露出一个痴迷的表情再来点口水再配合俩爱心眼啊!’王动捂着脸发出了凌乱的吐槽。
这时,正在离去的卡蒂雅突然抬起手擦了擦嘴角,嘟囔道:“居然长这么帅,帅的姑奶奶我都流口水了。”
‘我次奥你还真的流口水了啊啊!’王动抬起另一种同样捂着脸,活脱脱就像一个被作者玷污了的小正……小萝莉一样。
【咔咔咔咔咔……】爱茜蓓尔在影子空间里捂着肚子打着滚。上气不接下气的说道:【毕竟……毕竟是……水精灵!水本来就是变化万千的嘛。】
‘妈个叽那流口水是个什么梗啊!?’王动捂脸中。
【咔咔,关于这个啊,,有的是眼泪,有的是口水,有的是汗液,有的甚至是……】爱茜蓓尔说到这里,突然被王动打断了。
‘好的我知道了请你不要再继续说下去了!’王动扶着额头,快步朝着一旁的旅店区域走去,‘我的娘咧。水精灵一族看起来也是一个糟糕的种族啊!’
【咔咔,还好还好。火精灵情绪波动较大的时候会猛地朝周围喷火,水精灵是身体大量分泌液体,雷精灵和火精灵类似,只不过人家是放电,土精灵是会造成小型地震,而风精灵则是周围刮起飓风。】爱茜蓓尔解释道,【除此之外还有冰精灵暗精灵光精灵木精灵花精灵草精灵等等等等……多不胜数。】
‘人口大族吗。’王动抽了抽嘴角,然后走到了一家名为《这是旅馆》的旅馆面前,嘟囔道:“有间客栈的同人店吗喂……算了就这家了。”
“欢迎光临。”当王动走进店里的时候,一声柔和至极的问好声让他在零点一秒内猛地把头转向了发声之人——蓝白相间的女仆装,裙摆长度大概在大腿的五分之三处,腿上是吊带黑丝袜,头上带着一堆粉色的兔耳。
从装扮上看,,但是,穿着衣服的人是一个五大三粗的肌肉兄贵。
“哇草,我的狗眼!”王动猛地喷出一口老血,然后捂着眼睛一个后仰就倒在了地板上。
“客人,客人?”兄贵汉子一脸担心的蹲在王动的身边,露出了一个治愈满满的笑容:“客人,您没事吧?”
“噗”王动再一次喷出了一口老血,然后捂着自己的眼睛滚到了一旁的地上后,连忙撑着地板坐了起来。
“何方妖孽!”王动看着兄贵汉子又要靠近,连忙朝着后面挪动着,一直靠到了墙角才停下来,大喊道。
“我是这家店的服务员,米莉安娜”对方双手合十放在胸前,笑眯眯的歪了歪头。
‘哇草。’王动忍不住又喷了一口血,然后吼道:“你在逗我!你这幅尊容叫奎托斯或者是李x春我都赞同,你告诉我你是米莉安娜,你在逗我呢!”
“呃?”对方一愣,然后脸上露出了震惊的表情,一脸悲哀欲哭的说道:“难道说……在你的眼中,人家的形象是……男人吗?”
“这不废话吗?”王动捂着脸说道,尼玛一个兄贵就不要露出那样的笑容啊真的很渗人啊!
“你……你就是我的命中之人!”米莉安娜握住了王动的手,一脸激动的说道:“曾经有一个美丽的女孩,她的名字叫做米莉安娜。她的美丽让女巫感到嫉妒,所以女仆给她下了魔咒,让她变成一个身材高大的壮汉,但是在周围人的眼中,米莉安娜依旧是以前那副美丽至极的模样,女仆告诉她,只有碰到了她命中注定的男子。她才能解除那个诅咒!而那个男子眼中的米莉安娜。是变成壮汉后的米莉安娜!”
王动一脸漠然的从米莉安娜的手中把自己的手抽了出来。然后毫不犹豫的一个跳跃,一个旋转,一个鞭腿踢在了米莉安娜的脸上,让壮汉在半空中回旋了三千六百度之后,砸在了地上。
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