第0736章 被坑了一脸
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“你放开我,放开我!老子要回去杀了那个王八蛋!”王动一脸愤怒,面红耳赤的瞪着在身后紧紧抱着自己的伊莎贝拉,吼道:“1700金币!1700金币啊!就这些破东西?你放开我!!”
“你给我冷静一点啊!”伊莎贝拉连吃奶生孩子的力气都用出来了,才面前把王动拉住——不过这也是王动没有用力气的原因,不然的话别说生孩子的力气了,哪怕是一万个伊莎贝拉一起生孩子那力气都比不过王动。
话说回来这个比喻是不是有点猎奇?
“那个王八蛋肯定是坑我一脸啊!”王动咬牙切齿的看着伊莎贝拉,泪流满面的看着面前那一家豪华的跑马场——是的,就是伊莎贝拉之前看的那一家——说道:“我来问过的,同样1700金币的马车,这里要比那边好上一倍啊!”
“所以我一开始就说要在这里买车啊!”伊莎贝拉也生气了,道:“是谁非要去买平民车的?被坑了又叫!”
“不行不行。老子纵横早餐一条街菜市场五年时间。人称砍价小天王,菜场太上皇!”王动一脸愤怒的卷了卷自己的袖子,然后大手一挥,对伊莎贝拉说道:“走,上车,回去找那孙贼去!”
“……”伊莎贝拉无言的坐进了马车的车厢里,然后伸手摸了摸铺在马车车厢里的“天鹅绒地毯”,嘟囔道:“高仿?我看是低仿吧。质量也太差了,十金币差不都了。”
不得不说,伊莎贝拉的确是贵族,这眼光真是……
瞎了一样,盗版市场顶多十银币的地毯在她眼里能值十金币。
“走起!”王动连鞭子都不用,靠在马车的车门上随口对两匹马说道。
在吸血鬼气息的压制下,两匹马就和看到了猫的老鼠,看到了老师的学生,看到了晓美炎的丘比,看到了长月早苗的乌贼娘一样。狂奔了起来。
几分钟后,马车店。
“……”王动一脸面无表情的看着伊莎贝拉。然后缓缓的抬起自己的右脚,问道:“你说我要不要跺下去?”
“跺下去吧,我支持你!”伊莎贝拉一脸崩坏的站在王动的身边,毫不犹豫的说道:“拼命的跺!”
“呵……呵呵呵……”王动冷笑不已的看着面前的马车店门上挂着的“店主外出,暂停营业”的牌子,说道:“挺精的啊,逃的方向还是和我们的目标相反的啊。”
“王动,你跺啊!他可是坑了你的钱诶!”伊莎贝拉一脸唯恐天下不乱的在王动身边撺掇着。
“嘿,你丫想坑我?”王动一脸鄙夷的看着伊莎贝拉,冷笑道:“刚才我秒杀那些杂碎是因为那些杂碎先挑衅我们,所以我才没有被那些执法者缠上——当然也有我的实力因素在里面——但是现在……哈,我用理由是我被女干商坑了一脸,所以砸店?很可惜诶,我昨天和某个小黄书接待员聊天的时候,她可是告诉过我了的,在这个城市,如果你被人坑了,花了高价买东西,除非你是猎魔者,否则你就老老实实认栽吧。”
简单来说,这个大陆的规矩是——坑自己人,随便坑,被坑了怪你眼瞎,坑猎魔者,你就等死吧。
而王动并不准备在伊莎贝拉的面前暴露自己猎魔者的身份,所以他只能打落牙齿混血吞,妈个叽的我眼瞎可以吧!
“嘁,明明是个雇佣兵,脑子还挺好用的。”伊莎贝拉不动声色的嘁了一声,然后没好气的看着王动,说道:“那怎么办?”
“凉拌。”王动翻了个白眼,咬牙切齿的等着那个破旧的马车店——草,那王八犊子还特地把值钱的东西全部带走了,剩下的破烂合计起来超过一千金币王动的姓左右倒过来写或者上下倒过来写!甚至先左右倒过来再上下倒过来都可以——然后气呼呼的转身,一屁股坐在了马车上,说道:“进去,出发!”
伊莎贝拉默默无言的坐上了马车,然后关上门之后,小萝莉一脸优雅的坐在床边,感受着身下一点也不柔软的,明明号称是高仿天鹅绒地毯但是实际上是鬼知道什么绒地毯的不舒适感,缓缓的叹了一口气,说道:“雇佣兵瞎了眼,以后可怎么办啊。”
“你才瞎了眼!”王动刚让马动起来,就被伊莎贝拉的一句感叹弄的从座位上掉了下去。
“我是瞎了眼,怎么就在这个城市发布了任务呢?如果我不在这个城市发布任务的话,我就不会碰到你了,如果我不碰到你的话,我就不会这么倒霉了……我真是瞎了眼了才会来这个城市!”伊莎贝拉捂着脸,泪流满面的说道。
“……”王动板着脸,一脸面无表情的坐在了马车前面,然后靠在门上将脚翘在两匹马之间的横梁上,说道:“走吧。”
“别不理我啊。”伊莎贝拉从马车的旁边伸出头来,对着前面喊道。
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