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第1657章 你自己找点事做去

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“咔嗒咔嗒咔嗒——”

在地球的一处山巅之上,一颗椭圆状的石头(此处描写大家自行翻看传说中的西游记),这颗石头吸收了天地精华以及日月灵气之后,在今天早上骤然出现了一道裂缝,然后“蹦”的一声炸裂开来。

“猴王出世……个鬼啦!”王动二话不说将手上的碎石扔到了地上,嚷嚷道:“翼!翼你人呢!”

“来了来了”伴随着一阵少女力十足的声音,翼的身影浮现在王动的身后,她笑吟吟的看着从石头之中钻出来的王动,说道:“怎么了?”

“为什么要特地把我保存在石头里啊,我是标本吗!?就算是标本也应该是用琥珀而不是用石头吧!”王动没好气的吐槽道。

“因为我看你修炼的时候很认真的样子,所以就想说给你加个buff,让你免受打扰。”翼笑眯眯的看着王动,说道:“怎么样?”

“……所以就直接把我给裹在石头里了?”王动黑着一张脸,一脸无语的捏了一下翼的脸,说道:“让我直接cos了一把大师兄?”

“因为你的关系,我可是特地把你们国家的四大名著都看过了哦”翼笑眯眯的看着王动说道:“所以特地给你准备了一个最适合的出场方式,怎么样?”

“你还问怎么样……”王动无力的揉了揉脑袋,嘟囔道:“虽然挺喜欢大师兄,但是我觉得他傻啊,奶奶的,去蟠桃园偷桃子的时候,把那几个如花似玉的仙女姐姐给定身了之后,居然只用手去偷桃子,那可真蠢。”

“哦呀?那如果是王动的话,会怎么样做呢?”翼一脸笑意的问道。

“我怎么能用手去偷桃子呢?我起码要拿个篮子啊。”王动一脸耿直的说道:“你说是吧?手哪有篮子拿的多呢?”

“哼哼,勉强算你过关了”翼随意的笑了笑,然后走到旁边的悬崖处,一脸兴奋的张开了自己的双手,说道:“王动,你看,这就是新的地球哦!”

“新的地球……”王动听到这几个字之后,连忙快步走到了翼的身边,朝着远方看去。

整片大地都被绿色的植被覆盖着,这种纯天然的绿色植被和被人类强行种植出来的“绿化带”完全不是一个级别的。

“感觉,就像是来到了史前社会一样啊。”王动一脸感叹的说道:“变化也太大了一点吧。”

“地球晋升到四星之后,我也失去了大部分的权限了。”翼看了一眼王动,嘟囔道:“如果说我以前是掌控着,那么现在就只能算一个管家婆啦。”

“哈哈,有这么可爱的管家婆,那真是太棒了。”王动哈哈大笑了起来,让一旁的翼嗔怪的看了他一眼。

“好了好了,既然已经出关了,那么是时候和小爱她们说一声了。”王动想着,掏出自己的通讯装置,拨通了爱茜蓓尔的号码。

“啊啊啊,我在东北玩泥巴金克拉giligili爱”

在一阵仿佛魔音贯耳的歌曲串烧过后,爱茜蓓尔的那带着一丝惊喜的声音从通讯装置里传了出来,“王动,你终于搞定了吗?”

“桀桀,你的男人在我的手里,要想让他活下来,就给我的账户里转一百万吧!”王动也不知道脑子抽了什么风,突然就用及其邪恶的声音这么说道。

“……”电话另一头的爱茜蓓尔听到这句话之后,顿时一脸懵逼的看了看手中的通讯装置,在确定了上面的号码的确是王动的之后,她才犹豫无比的说道:“那个,王动,你是不是修炼的时候把脑子弄坏了?”

“……我打你哦?”王动没好气的翻了个白眼,说道:“我只不过是开个玩笑好嘛!居然说我脑子坏掉了,回去打你屁屁哦!”

“好呀好呀,你想打就打呀”小爱似乎一点也不在意王动的威胁一样,甚至还笑嘻嘻的说道:“要不要变成完全形态给你打呀那样屁股翘一些,打起来手感好一点哦”

“……是在下输了。”王动无奈的翻了个白眼,然后嘟囔道:“那啥,地球这边已经晋升完毕了,我的突破也已经搞定了,再怎么办?”

“哦哦,已经搞定了吗?”爱茜蓓尔听到这个消息之后,精神微微一振,说道:“你别急,我这边还有一些别的事,首先是金刚她们的改造还没有完成,然后是这边还需要迁移一部分,等这些全部忙完了才会准备开战的事宜。”

“……也就是说,大概还需要至少一个月以上的准备时间了吗?”王动一脸哭笑不得的问道。

“嗯,差不多是这个意思。”爱茜蓓尔的声音中也透露着一种微微的尴尬,“那啥,你要是不介意的话,趁着一个月再去跑个任务呗?”

“……话说不是说一会就改造好了吗?怎么到现在还没改造好?”王动一脸无奈的问道。

“嗨呀,还不是灵界那边最近出了一个什么新的项目,所以把改造的预定往后延期了。”爱茜蓓尔说起这件事就来气,只见从电话里传来了一阵阵“砰砰砰”的声音,似乎是在捶桌子一样,“本来改造好了的话现在就只需要转移了,结果现在还要算上改造的任务,又要浪费好多时间了!”

“咳咳,没事没事,也就是一个月的时间而已。”王动一边安慰着爱茜蓓尔的话,一边面色姑娘的思考道。

灵界那边到底又是什么大项目?居然要延期一年?

王动可没忘记,他闭关之前爱茜蓓尔说,大概一个月左右就可以改修完毕,而现在地球近身不知道花了多久,但是他闭关突破可是消耗了一年……

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